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T.I. Is King Of dP RapMetrics…

Saturday, October 6th, 2012

I’ve prA’Li never posted a drop on this site which was favorable to T.I. Up until now that is. As I listened to ‘Big Beast’ on repeat I realized that T.I. had the strongest verse on the song. Initially, I was in awe of Bun B placing the word ‘onomatopoeia’ in a rap song. That shit has six(6) syllables and is hard as fux to spell and say.

But as I kept listening to the song it was T.I. who deftly crafted his verse and sprayed it with over a dozen polysyllabic words (14). His verses total word count was 168 so that means every 12 words he averaged one that was longer than three syllables. I consider that average rap music mastery considering that the white gawd of rap lyrics comes in at about 18 words for every polysyllabic word.

This isn’t T.I.’s defining average for polysyllabic word usage but it is his best by my record so I salute him for his efforts at redefining Southern rap themes in my eyes(ears)…

“In a six, I’m riding with a pistol grip, banana clip
From Simpson Road to Adamsville, I’m repping this Atlanta shit
Nigga trying to handle up, let’s see can they handle this
A hundred round at em, that ain’t no Louisiana shit
Drinking on that Hennessey, blowing on that cannabis
AmeriKKKa’s nightmare, trap nigga fantasy
A record full of felonies, searching for a better me
But choppers go off in my hood like Iraq, Cuba, Tel Aviv
Pretty nigga, let him be — fuck him, shorty
Sucker nigga I’ll never be, don’t give a fuck about it
Quick to round up on that Audi, make em get the fuck up out it
Nigga better be about it, he deserve it he allow it
What’s a coward to a kamikaze?
He ain’t robbed a man, ain’t predator or prey; the law of nature where I stay
I catch you slipping with that K, ain’t no illusion, no confusion
Better come up off that cake and all that jewelry or you’re snoozing”

Peep T.I. kick his verse in the official video for the track from Killer Mike’s phenomenal album ‘R.A.P. Music’ which currently gets my nod for best Hip-Hop album of 2012.

Blue Eyed Soul FTW…

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

The Neptunes x Justin Timberlake x insert random white ___________, er, Robin Thicke = THE JAM!!!

My lady fux with that Robin Thicke joint on repeat so I can’t really h8 on dude, but this song is all about the Neptunes so much that you could put Riff Raff on this shit and it would still be smoother than silk.

If I Ruled The World…

Monday, October 1st, 2012

First thing I’d do is become the CEO of a prison corporation. Prison corporations are contractors of the federal government. That is good money right there. The federal government bailed out Wall Street and the U.S. automakers to the tune of many billions of dollars. If the Fed can’t pay for it then it can’t be bought.

With the profits from my prisons due to the high levels of incarceration for shit like traffic tickets and throwing cigarette butts on the sidewalk I’d start an entertainment company with music, video and print outlets. My artists would be former and future inmates who would help me maintain and increase my prison occupancy levels.

Of course I’d give each entity a separate and distinct name, so this way you folks wouldn’t realize they were all guided by the same board of directors. Do you know how much money I’d make just from Black and brown people in America alone? Oh yeah, I’d scoop up some white folks too.

If I ruled the world…

The Palestinian Conflict In Comic Books…

Sunday, September 9th, 2012

Shazam is the native Arab and Superman is the settler from a foreign land (most likely Europe).

Superman edges out Shazam with a better media program.

Arab superheroues es no bueno.

Get Ready For Cloaking…

Friday, August 31st, 2012

The Dopp Gang fell thru the Combat Jack Show this week and dropped a few bars along with an update on their black cloak movement. The discussions on the roundtable revolved around the Republican National Convention, gentrification and white people in general. The search for a new Combat Jack Show theme song continues with a submission from a canuck listener.

JasFly and NY Delight popped in the studio for a sec to talk about their ‘ladies only’ podcast called Reality Hoe Radio or some Love and Hip-Hop ish like that. I brought in the homeys from the sneaker lifestyle site WearsMike.com to chop it up about the sneaker game while I politicked the swap of my Golden Moments Pack Air Jordans.