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Generally Speaking, Totally Out Of Pocket…

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

mchrystal

^ Unfortunately for Gen. McChrystal its too late for the buttoned lip strategy…

Some military leaders are totally the movie. They are uncomfortable around people who don’t wear their uniform. I used to think it was because there was some ghey oath they all take. You know, ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’? That may be only part of the reason. The main reason is that these people are generally anti-social pricks. I mean, if your business model is essentially to kill, maim and capitalize people’s lives you’re clock is off a few clicks. I suppose the world turns with everyone having their own personal moral compass for direction and mental clock to let them know what time it really is.

Maybe that is the real reason that U.S. General Stanley McChrystal spazzed out at length in front of a Rolling Stone reporter about the administration in D.C., the war in Afghanistan, and just everything in general. Life is far too short to remain as wound up as he was and not have some epic calamitous spin out. Speaking of the war in Afghanistan… It sux. Thank God for British Petroleum’s Gulf debacle of the microscope would have been deeper into the ass of the failed strategy in Afghanistan. Recently the Pentagon informed us that there was trillions of dollars of mineral resources in Afghan soil. And they weren’t even talking about heroin.

The President relieves General McChrystal of his post in Afghanistan. The general can now return to his wife of 33 years and take her on dates to White Castke or Jack In The Box or wherever rich people go to appear normal. In the meantime and in between time more American lives are being committed to the mountains of Kabul and Khandahar with no end in sight. Maybe that will be the subject of the general’s upcoming speaking engagements alongside Sarah Palin no doubt.

Going ‘rogue’ is the new Black.

The Runaway General

Dice Raw: Fools…

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

jam boys

Dice Raw, Truck North and Tuphace put it down over the classic 80’s Michael McDonald/Doobie Brothers sample.

You best believe the Money Makin’ Jam Boys got this ‘Yacht Rap’ shit on lock.


‘Fools’

Summer Jams: Thank Me L8r…

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

drake

Drake’s debut album is the sonic event for 16yr olds worldwide. This album wasn’t as cheesy as I thought it would be. I mean, it’s pillow soft, but it isn’t Justin Bieber for Black people.

Drake isn’t going to bring back anything about rap’s golden era and that is fine. In 2010 I don’t think we should be looking in the rearview mirror to move forward. Rap has returned to its dancing at the disco roots and Drake injects his own type of Rap & Bullshit into the matrix.

Thank Me Later is all 808s without the heartbreak. It’s a fun album for the 2010 summer. It won’t make it to the fall tho’. And it honestly doesn’t want to. TML wants to have fun now and see how many groupies it can pick up without really trying.

Thank Me Later will own the aspirational rap niche this summer with all the guest features that fill this album up. I want to call this disk a pancake because it’s dripping with syrup.


‘Fireworks’ featuring Alicia Keys

‘Fancy’ featuring T.I. and Swizz Beats

‘Show Me A Good Time’

On my first couple of spins of TML I would give it a double Lutherburger [ll] rating with extra cheese thanks to all the features.

vandross

Summer Jams: Recovery…

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

recovery

WTF is wrong with this dude Eminem? This album is his 808 & Heartbreak. Eminem finally exorcises his Proof ghost on wax and I have to admit that Eminem went in gheyer than Drake. How did he manage that? With the worst singing ever on a rap album. EVAR! When Eminem harmonizes he makes Biz Markie sound like Ronald Isley.

I feel like there is a song on this album where Eminem speaks on going thru a sex change. This is a departure from his usual emo suicidal tendencies. Proof’s death was fucked the fuck up that’s for sure, but to cut your stick off is some other shit. This older instrospective Eminem is gheyer than a bag of dildos.

Oh wait a minnit… There’s a song eviscerating his ex-wife. He’s back. But no. This anthem filled Eminem is making rap into a fistpumping exercise [ll]. Yeah, the Situation will be masturbating to this album. If you hated the fake accents Eminem employed in Relapse (and I didn’t) you will hate the falsetto singing on the hooks. Eminem also namechecks KanYe in several songs.

WTF is this shit?!? My favorite song on the album is a Pink feature?

Am I going ghey?

Damn you Marshall Mathers!


‘Won’t Back Down’ featuring Pink

’25 To Life’

‘???’

The lyrical beast doesn’t show his face until the last untitled track on the album. I understand that Eminem had to express his love for his fallen brother and I hope that he finally realizes the way to shout out to your people is to be your best manimal. Unbowed and undefeated. There are too many songs on this album that require you to hold a candle in the air.

At a rap show in Detroit’s Ford Field this album means you are gonna need hell’a deoderant.

right guard

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

pub crawl

Tomorrow night will be the opening to a monstrous 3-day weekend here in the U.S. There’s nothing unfamiliar about extended weekends in Europe. They do that shit all summer long. The only thing about holiday weekends we’ve adopted from our cousins across the pond is the Friday night pub crawl.

Here in NYC Thursday night is the new Friday night and from Park Slope to Astoria to L.E.S. and Amsterdam Avenue there will be mobs of co-eds, daytraders, ad men and retail starlets looking to throw a few back in honor of the upcoming Memorial Day weekend. These New Balance 576 are the perfect shoes to cruise for brews.

New Balance designed these 576 with accents that honour British pubs from where the shoes were made. I like the premium leather all over the upper. Add to that New Balance’s legendary comfort and support and you have a pair of shoes built for whatever the night has in store for you. Best of all, the amber ale colorway will match your beverage.

nb576 pub crawl
nb576 pub crawl