Archive for the ‘white’ Category

Lady Gaga Owes Cher A Check…

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

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Cher is the OG drag queen songstress. Lady Gaga owes this chick a check for everything about her steez including her audience.

Lady Gaga is certainly the spectacle I will give her credit for that much as she makes her music videos the equivalent of attention grabbing trainwrecks.

I keep watching in hopes of catching a glimpse of the dead bodies strewn about. Oh shit, I think I just saw JonBenĂ©t Ramsey…

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Cher was an entertainment atomic threat because she could sing, dance and look effin’ hawt all at the same time. Lady Gaga is more along the lines of a Madonna-type popstar who is more proficient at taking still pictures and posing seductively as opposed to actually being a bonafide talent.

Plus, who in the game other than maybe BeYonce has as many wigs and butterfly wings as Cher does?

Exactly.

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Curb Gets Back 2 Basics…

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

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Larry David’s smash series ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ is on its way to basic cable. ‘Curb’ is one of those moments in television that you can recognize is instant vintage. I laugh out loud for all the wrong reasons. Larry David has shown us all to be bigoted, self-absorbed sycophants. He is the only one among us to have the courage to always live in that space. At least on television.

The best part of this cable deal is that TV Guide and TV Land will be acquiring broadband licenses to bring ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ to the internets. Good for them. I will enjoy when I can view entire episodes of ‘Curb’ from my computer…


props to the Internet Goon

Curbing Your Enthusiasms…

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

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props to the Internet Goon

The Internets Show…

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

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Gosh darn it, white folks really do like me.

So what’s your problem?

Thinking Outside Of The Bun…

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

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Supremacy is good for shits and giggles when its done properly. Amos and Andy? Heeeelarious. The breaking of Kunta Kinte? Not so much. Making fun of people with different customs is the best when someone from that particular group is the one doing the jokes. RUSH LIMBAUGH talking shit about Mexicans isn’t as awesome as a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon.

BOB GRIESE had a touch of the Limbaugh vocal diarrhea when he made the televised comment that JUAN PABLO MONTOYA was “out having a taco”, in reference to MONTOYA’s standing on the NASCAR leaderboard. Because MONTOYA is a Colombian the GRIESE comment has been posited as a slight. I don’t see it that way though. If GRIESE had said that MONTOYA was eating a bandeja paisa or sniffing an ounce of fisscale that might could be considered a slight.

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White on white crime?

Racism makes no fuckin’ sense. How is this white dude gonna be a racist to this other white dude? Just cause a guy speaks spanish are you telling me that he can’t be a white dude anymore? I wish someone would explain to me who the fux is really white and who is just passing for teh white. This means that El Gringo Colombiano is no longer a white dude. Now he’s just a Mexican like Tony’s Kansas City. Tony what up?

And what is so wrong with getting a taco? Who doesn’t enjoy the crunchy meat filled flavor of a taco? I goes apeshit for Chipotle tacos. The only way people could get upset over a taco is if they were a racist and you gave them one of those new Taco Bell black tacos, but even a virulent racist would have to admit that for $.89cents a black taco was a good deal. Racism is still fucked the fuck up, but a supremacist’s gastrointestinal system recognizes great taste and his wallet respects a great price.

Somebody get the execs from Disney and PepsiCo on the horn so we can shoot a Taco Bell black taco commercial with GRIESE and MONTOYA.

DP.com Supremacy Corporate Synergy FTW.

Let us be your subversive advert agency.

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