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Blown Away By Black Dynamite…

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

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GO SEE BLACK DYNAMITE IN THEATRES NOW!

‘Black Dynamite’ is all kinds of wrong funny.

There is definitely some shit I laughed at in this movie that God will be sending me to hell for. Even OG blaxploitation flicks weren’t this exploitative of the Blacks. This may be the reason I haven’t called this movie a classic. There are tons of laugh out loud moments throughout the movie and the themes they address are highlighted with humor, but in the end I was missing the big payback (no Richard Roundtree).

It’s not easy to parody stereotype without becoming that which you are mocking. ‘Black Dynamite’ reflects the cinema aesthetic for the 1970’s era so accurately that it almost becomes that itself. The problem with that is the fact that we are living in 2009 and the reality of those that view the film today will not be consistent with the people that watched a film like this in 1975. I like to laugh as much as anyone else, but I also need to be engaged with my eyes on the prize.

Doing parody is one of the most difficult tricks in the business of making comedy. You have to constantly remind the viewer that you are actively crafting the joke. Black Dynamite is a parody not just of the blaxploitation genre of movies but of the gangsta rap lifestyle and mindset that is now indelibly attached to Black culture. One of my favorite scenes is where the ensemble cast of actors and comedians does a rambling bit on African American numerical mysticism all the while inspiring Roscoe to sell chicken and waffles in his restaurant.

Black Dynamite is filled with wild action and homemade special effects all of which adds to the comedy. It felt like all the kung fu and crazy pimp flicks I had watched long ago. The movie’s writers and producers were definitely fans of the genre as well. You have to be an O.G. to catch some of their references. To a kid those will just be funny scenes but to some of us older fans we will remember the movie where we first saw that scene. Like I said earlier, parody is hard as hell especially with Black films because if you slip from the fine line you become baseless coonery.

Black Dynamite is a cross between I’m Gonna Git’ You Sucka and Original Gangstas. The laughs come fast and furious and sometimes at the expense of the storyline. I was hoping that Black Dynamite would be more like Bamboozled or the classic Black Hollywood experience parody film – Hollywood Shuffle. The fact that Black Dynamite falls short of the distinction of ‘classic’ doesn’t mean that it isn’t worth seeing, especially if you got a blunt of that good good beforehand.

Black Dynamite will tell you that even though drugs are fun they don’t belong in the hands of children.

I co-sign that message to the fullest.

Out of a 4 retahd rating sytem I give ‘Black Dynamite’ 3 retahds.

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Where The Wild Things Are…

Friday, October 16th, 2009

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What are you getting into this weekend in NYC? I’m having a CMJ pre-game weekend myself. There is too much shit to do and only 24hrs to get it all done. Definitely go to the Reed Space Annex on Sunday for the lambskin leather V-goose launch. Let’s see what kind of pricepoints they are offering for that joint.

On Saturday it’s time to celebrate if you are Boriqua, or if you are like me and you have an affinity for pernil. El Museo del Barrio will cut the ribbon on their new gallery space, cafe and exterior courtyard. This was another project that I had to shit a brick for in order to get to the finish line on time. Well here we are and rain or shine we are going to celebrate the culture and heritage of latino Americans.

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After I boogie at El Museo I have to make you boogie at Lit Lounge in the lower east side. I’ll be putting in work as a guest deejay so if you are in the vicinity def pop in and say what up. @Heems (.5 of future rap superstars Das Racist) invited me to spin so I thought I could bring my Blacbook filled with all kinds of punk funk rap rock rebel goodies. I open the party @ 10pm so don’t roll thru at 3am looking for me. I fux with naps and shit.

I gotta see that Spike Jonze flick this weekend too. And then next week will be the College Music Journal madness. I’m gonna need a clone, or a surrogate.

Get Fly Like Larry Davis…

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

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For any NYC teen growing up in the center city during the 1980’s your lasting image of the Black superman would be LARRY DAVIS (R.I.P.). No one else has survived a shootout and subsequent manhunt the way that LARRY had.

This is how the story goes…

He was a smalltime narco bagman for some Bronx cops when he decided that he was going to keep the money he was handling along with the drugs. The police came looking for him to take him down hard. They expected him to shoot back. They didn’t expect him to escape alive.

NYC (The Bronx and Harlem) was turned on its ear as every two-bit pusher, pimp and hustler was throttled by the police as they searched for DAVIS who was able to elude the beast for over two weeks. When they finally corralled LARRY and brought him out in cuffs before the media I was amazed that he wasn’t this 7ft tall hulk.

He was just a brother in a V-goose with a part in his dark ceasar and a pair of Air Jordans on his feet. I knew a thousand kids in the city who could have been LARRY DAVIS. As a matter of fact I did KNOW them. On Sunday I will go to Reed Annex for a FREE pop-shop party celebrating the re-issue of the classic V-goose jacket.

I’ll be repping for the realest brother to ever rock one.

The Blackbook Diaries…

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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I can remember my mother being pissed off with me because I had sold some of my blackbooks. At the time I know I didn’t value the energy I had put into those books. I would take pictures of the burners I saw subways and walls and then copy that style using my tag name. I used the pictures for references on lettering and coloration as well.

When SACHA JENKINS isn’t creating stage plays and television shows and TWittering (@tedbawno?) he is curating books on graffiti masterpieces with the big homey Chino BYI. Their first masterpiece diary is titled ‘Piecebook‘ and it is a collection of artwork from some legendary graf writers. The piecebook or blackbook is where you store your ideas and you perfect your style.

The blackbook is a diary in the sense that it describes your progression as a graf artist from toy to b-boy, but the blackbook also holds some designs from your closest associates and the other writers that you respect for the all-world style or their all-city status. Piecebooks were supposed to be passed down from artists to one another because everyone did shit for the love of the art back then. I sold mine because of all the photos I had inside of them.

SACHA and Chino have a companion to the OG Piecebook called ‘Piecebook Reloaded‘. I’m gonna go on Amazon and cop these joints so I can reminisce and enjoy the artwork. I may even get off my ass and go to AlphaBeta and pick up a few cans. On second thought, I don’t need to get arrested again for a long time so maybe I wil just go to Pearl Paint and pickup a blackbook and some Design markers.

Heineken Got Soul…

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Hennessy and Heineken are twi things that your typical Black man needs in his life. This shit validates our existance, or at least rewards it.

Anyhoo, here’s a quick head up from the friends of DP.com that promote these obamas (open bar events) that I talk shit about so often. Get in where you fit in…

HEINEKEN RED STAR SOUL

Featuring Performances By:

LUDACRIS, ESTELLE, & WALE
With DJ BIZ MARKIE & DJ D NICE

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16th
GOTHAM HALL
1356 Broadway
(Between Broadway & 36th) NYC
Please RSVP to HEINEKEN RED STAR SOUL
by THURSDAY 10/15/09
Must be 21 or older to attend
Drink responsibly party people

Cheers to Jason Negron (Trendsettaz), Jordan (Yellow Rebel) and Remi Amole

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