The St.Louis Cardinals’ moundtop messiah…
Chris Carpenter sent the mighty Philadelphia lineup off to vacation with one of the most dominating pitching performances in postseason history.
Unfortunately, now I’m faced with what will certainly be a World Series of ‘Who Gives A Fux?!?”
Philadelphia is my mortal enemy during the regular season, but in these 2011 MLB playoffs the Phillies are the only team I could spiritually get behind [ll].
What I really want is a Yanks-Phils World Series and another visit to Philly.
212 to 215
Maybe next year, after we’ve traded away Reyes and Wright we might could get some young blood to start this thing all over again and more importantly reduce the payroll. But for now we can revel in the kind of lackluster achievement that makes most fans wear paper bag hats.
Or really kick ass tees?
It didn’t take football too long to pull the attention away from beisbol. Let’s face it, beisbol is a dead game when you need a PR blitz. Beisbol doesn’t even have a blitz.
Shit is popping off crazy in the NFL now that the collective bargaining agreement has been ratified. Their passing around steroids like after-dinner mints. Players are being traded willy nilly or sent off to jail.
How the hell has Randy Moss avoided a prison stint after all this time? All you fan-tasy dudes in the keeper leagues must be shitting your pants that Chad OchoCinco is on his way to New England. He’s poised for a monster season catching balls from Tom Brady.*
*Automatic [ll] to any sports related drops here on DP.com
Pause, natch, but you already knew that sports were ghey.
Carlos Beltran came to the Mets six years ago after playing himself into an All-Star contract in Houston. Beltran wasn’t a perennial All-Star tho. He was more like the Jerome James of baseball. The Mets weren’t just hoodwinked by Bernard Madoff, but also by players like the Carlosses – Beltran and Delgado.
Delgado is long gone from Flushing and now its time for Beltran to pack his bags as well. I just don’t want him to wind up on a contender OR more importantly a team in the Met’s division. Beltran doesn’t deserve that much. If he had been a great Met then maybe I could allow him to go to the Phillies.
If Beltran wants a deal he better accept Kansas City.