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Not For Long: Who Dat Quarterback?

Monday, January 25th, 2010

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With the Indianapolis Colts facing off against the New Orleans Saints we have an awesome narrative for the Super Bowl.

Enjoy some of these talking points…

  • The elder Manning’s former team versus his eldest son’s current squad
  • Peyton Manning x Eli Manning commercials >>> Super Bowl
  • Remembering when Jeremy Shockey was actually good
  • Kim Khardashian’s ass and Reggie’s Bush
  • The re-vitalization(ha!) of New Orleans
  • As it shapes up it looks like RHTSTN will win the playoff pool in the end. But just in case we get on some tie-breaker shit I need Polotron and Smell Deez to post which team they think will win and the final score.

    DP = 182pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts

    Ami Hobbes = 146pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts

    King Blair = 199pts

    QB – Brett Farve = 21pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
    K – Matt Stover = 12pts

    BigNat = 198pts

    QB – Brett Favre = 21pts
    K – Matt Stover = 12pts

    40 = 164pts

    QB – Drew Brees = 27pts
    RB – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    TE – Dallas Clark = 10pts

    FredMS = 187pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Robert Meachem = 1pts
    D/ST- New York Jets = 4pts

    Russ the Bus = 176pts

    WR – Percy Harvin = 5pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts

    dat520 = 144pts

    QB – Drew Brees = 27pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts

    Rob = 169pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Marques Colston = 2pts

    StookieBrother1 = 160pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts

    LM = 176pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    FLEX – Dallas Clark = 5pts

    JaiSlayer = 145pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    WR – Marques Colston = 2pts
    K – Ryan Longwell = 4pts
    D/ST – New York Jets = 4pts

    Smell Deez = 238pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts
    D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 1pts

    Polotron = 238pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts

    Amadeo = 127pts

    WR – Sidney Rice = 10pts
    FLEX – Dallas Clark = 9pts

    Quimby = 171pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts

    getthesenets = 158pts

    WR – Robert Meacham = 1pts
    TE – Visanthe Shiancoe = 8pts
    K – Matt Stover = 12pts

    cocotaso = 113pts

    QB – Brett Favre = 21 pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
    FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 0pts
    D/ST – New York Jets = 4pts

    wmarv = 181pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
    K – Jay Feely = 6pts
    D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 6pts

    RTHSTN = 237pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
    WR – Sidney Rice = 10pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts

    Golden Boys And White Knights…

    Thursday, January 21st, 2010

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    Brett Favre vs. Peyton Manning would make Roger Goodell cream himself [ll].

    Most people think this matchup saves the league’s entire season?

    Discuss…

    Not For Long: Division And Conquer

    Sunday, January 17th, 2010

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    The Saints bust that Cardinals ass something properlock, but the Saints ‘D’ wasn’t the best thing stopping the bumrush this weekend. The Colts and the Vikings damn near pitched shutouts. Those defenses racked up major points for this round. All the teams with 1st round byes came out hardbody except for the San Diego Chargers who ran into a destiny filled bulldozer called the New York Jets.

    There’s no way the Jets are gonna beat the Colts next week for the AFC crown. After watching the ref’s calls against the Baltimore Ravens you could surmise that the NFL wants their MVP to play a lot longer into the postseason. The Jets will open a brand new stadium next year in the Meadowlands so maybe the league will let them get to the title tilt next year like the MLB pushed the Yankees to the forefront?

    DP = 131pts

    QB – Tony Romo = 9pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    RB – Willis McGahee = 1pt
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 10pts
    D/ST- Baltimore Ravens = 3pts

    Ami Hobbes = 91pts

    QB – Philip Rivers = 27pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    RB – Felix Jones = 9pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 12pts

    King Blair = 156pts

    QB – Brett Farve = 35pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 22pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    K – Matt Stover = 9pts

    BigNat = 165pts

    QB – Brett Favre = 35pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    FLEX – Ray Rice = 12pts
    K – Matt Stover = 9pts
    D/ST- Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

    40 = 120pts

    QB – Drew Brees = 30pts
    RB – Thomas Jones = 4pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    TE – Dallas Clark = 5pts
    Flex – Miles Austin = 3pts
    K – Nate Kaeding = 2pts

    FredMS = 115pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    WR – Robert Meachem = 0pts
    TE – Jason Witten = 9pts
    D/ST- New York Jets = 5pts

    Russ the Bus = 169pts

    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    RB – LaDanian Tomlinson = 2pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    WR – Percy Harvin = 0pts
    TE – Jason Witten = 9pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 12pts

    dat520 = 112pts

    QB – Drew Brees = 30pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts

    Rob = 136pts

    QB – Phillip Rivers = 27pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    WR – Marques Colston = 14pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    TE – Jason Witten = 9pts

    StookieBrother1 = 124pts

    QB – Tony Romo = 24pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    FLEX – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

    LM = 140pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    FLEX – Dallas Clark = 5pts
    D/ST – Arizona Cardinals = 0pts

    JaiSlayer = 92pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
    RB – Thomas Jones = 4pts
    RB – Marion Barber = 0pts
    WR – Marques Colston = 14pts
    WR – Derrick Mason = 6pts
    FLEX – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    K – Ryan Longwell = 10pts
    D/ST – New York Jets = 5pts

    Smell Deez = 155pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    WR – Miles Austin = 3pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 4pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 10pts
    D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 8pts

    Polotron = 157pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    WR – Miles Austin = 3pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 4pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 10pts
    D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

    Amadeo = 108pts

    QB – Phillip Rivers = 27pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    WR – Sidney Rice = 32pts
    TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
    FLEX – Dallas Clark = 5pts

    Quimby = 92pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 22pts
    TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
    K – Nate Kaeding = 2pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 12pts

    getthesenets = 137pts

    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    WR – Robert Meacham = 0pts
    WR – Vincent Jackson = 11pts
    TE – Visanthe Shiancoe = 7pts
    FLEX- Larry Fitzgerald = 7pts
    K – Matt Stover = 9pts

    cocotaso = 83pts

    QB – Brett Favre = 35pts
    RB – Marion Barber = 0pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    TE – Antonio Gates = 9pts
    FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 9pts
    D/ST – New York Jets = 5pts

    wmarv = 133pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 8pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    FLEX – Miles Austin = 3pts
    K – Jay Feely = 6pts
    D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 9pts

    RTHSTN = 174pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 24pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 22pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 12pts
    WR – Miles Austin = 3pts
    WR – Sidney Rice = 32pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 4pts
    D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 3pts

    Jets’ Defense Is All Gas’d Up….

    Thursday, January 14th, 2010

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    ^ Put THIS Mark in the Hall Of Fame!

    The New York Jets head coach REX RYAN is the most refreshing postgame interview since Dennis Green was a head coach. The Jets are going to have to show up bigtime for their contest against the San Diego Chargers this weekend. If they get merc’ked by the white hot Chargers Rex Ryan will look like a fool.

    I was wondering if the Jets had called in one of their former defensive stars to give the team a pregame pep talk. Mark Gastineau was one of the most exciting and enigmatic characters to ever play professional football. That was saying a lot too considering the fact that there was another special player on the other side of the Hudson River in Lawrence Taylor.

    Gastineau played alongside several great players on the Jets defensive line, namely Hall Of Fame defensive tackle Joe Klecko. This allowed Gastineau to excel at pass rushing from the end position [ll]. What drove everyone crazy about Mark Gastineau was the excessive celebration that he performed whenever he tackled a quarterback or running back behind the line of scrimmage.

    Mark Gastineau had this routine called a ‘Sack Dance’ and it was just some frenetic, random celebration that had no rhyme or reason. The Gastineau celebration was at its most ridiculous on third and long plays when the opposing offense would be forced to punt the ball afterwards. The NFL had to sack his dance after a melee erupted when Gastineau performed his dance after beating HOF tackle Jackie Slater.

    I think Gastineau would be a great motivational speaker to this Jets team to remind them that the future is now and to play every down with reckless abandon. And a big goofy smile.

    Not For Long: Wild, Wild West

    Monday, January 11th, 2010

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    The Wildcard game of the weekend was the last one featuring the Packers against the Cardinals. Green Bay gave Arizona all they could handle but just like last season Arizona found a way to prevail. If the Packers had eventually won this touchdown reception by Greg Jennings might have have been the catch that cemented the victory.

    The Wildcard weekend MVP would have gone to the Raven’s Ray Rice who ran over the Patriots and put the final nail into the coffin of last decade’s football dynasty. Rice wasn’t the biggest scorer from the Wildcard round. Let’s see who else put up the big numbers this weekend.

    DP = 72pts

    QB – Tony Romo = 24pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    RB – Willis McGahee = 13pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Ryan Grant = 8pts
    K – Garrett Hartley
    D/ST- Baltimore Ravens = 7pts

    Ami Hobbes = 23pts

    QB – Philip Rivers
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    RB – Felix Jones = 23pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

    King Blair = 62pts

    QB – Brett Farve
    RB – Reggie Bush
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    WR – Desean Jackson = 7pts
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Ryan Grant = 8pts
    K – Matt Stover
    D/ST- Cincinatti Bengals = 0pts

    BigNat = 90pts

    QB – Brett Favre
    RB – Cedric Benson = 24pts
    RB – Ryan Grant = 8pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    WR – Randy Moss = 4pts
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Ray Rice = 27pts
    K – Matt Stover
    D/ST- Dallas Cowboys = 7pts

    40 = 64pts

    QB – Drew Brees
    RB – Thomas Jones = 9pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    WR – DeSean Jackson = 7pts
    WR – Randy Moss = 4pts
    TE – Dallas Clark
    FLEX – Miles Austin = 14pts
    K – Nate Kaeding
    D/ST – Green Bay Packers = 3pts

    FredMS = 66pts

    QB – Peyton Manning
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    WR – Julian Edelman = 16pts
    WR – Robert Meachem
    TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
    FLEX – Brent Celek = 5pts
    K – Mason Crosby = 9pts
    D/ST- New York Jets = 6pts

    Russ the Bus = 127pts

    QB – Aaron Rodgers = 52pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    RB – LaDanian Tomlinson
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    WR – Percy Harvin
    TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
    FLEX – Cedric Benson = 24pts
    K – David Akers = 2pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

    dat520 = 55pts

    QB – Drew Brees
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    RB – Cedric Benson = 24pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne
    WR – Randy Moss = 4pts
    TE – Antonio Gates
    D/ST – Cincinnati Bengals = 0pts

    Rob = 59pts

    QB – Phillip Rivers
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    WR – Marques Colston
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
    FLEX – Ryan Grant = 8pts
    K – David Akers = 2pts
    D/ST – Cincinnati Bengals = 0pts

    StookieBrother1 = 61pts

    QB – Tony Romo = 24pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    RB – Ryan Grant = 8pts
    WR – Wes Welker = 0pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    K – Shayne Graham = 2pts
    D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 7pts

    LM = 106pts

    QB – Aaron Rodgers = 52pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    WR – Desean Jackson = 7pts
    WR – Randy Moss = 4pts
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Dallas Clark
    K – Shayne Graham = 2pts
    D/ST – Arizona Cardinals = 14pts

    JaiSlayer = 20pts

    QB – Peyton Manning
    RB – Thomas Jones = 9pts
    RB – Marion Barber = 0pts
    WR – Marques Colston
    WR – Derrick Mason = 0pts
    TE – Brent Celek = 5pts
    FLEX – Antonio Gates
    K – Ryan Longwell
    D/ST – New York Jets = 6pts

    Smell Deez = 70pts

    QB – Peyton Manning
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    WR – Miles Austin = 14pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 9pts
    K – Garrett Hartley
    D/ST – Indianapolis Colts

    Polotron = 77pts

    QB – Peyton Manning
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    WR – Miles Austin = 14pts
    WR – Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 9pts
    K – Garrett Hartley
    D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 7pts

    Amadeo = 40pts

    QB – Phillip Rivers
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    RB – Ryan Grant = 8pts
    WR – Sidney Rice
    TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
    FLEX – Dallas Clark
    D/ST – Green Bay Packers = 3pts

    Quimby = 22pts

    QB – Peyton Manning
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    RB – Reggie Bush
    WR – Randy Moss = 4pts
    WR – Desean Jackson = 7pts
    TE – Jason Witten = 2pts
    FLEX – Ryant Grant = 8pts
    K – Nate Kaeding
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

    getthesenets = 91pts

    QB – Donovan McNabb = 18pts
    RB – Cedric Benson = 24pts
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    WR – Robert Meacham
    WR – Vincent Jackson
    TE – Visanthe Shiancoe
    FLEX- Larry Fitzgerald = 20pts
    K – Matt Stover
    D/ST – Philadelphia Eagles = 2pts

    cocotaso = 13pts

    QB – Brett Farve
    RB – Ryan Grant = 8pts
    RB – Marion Barber = 0pts
    WR – Wes Welker = 0pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne
    TE – Antonio Gates
    FLEX – Jeremy Shockey
    K – Shayne Graham = 2pts
    D/ST – New York Jets = 6pts

    wmarv = 83pts

    QB – Tom Brady = 19pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne
    WR – Chad Ocho Cinco = 2pts
    TE – Jermichael Finley = 15pts
    FLEX – Miles Austin = 14pts
    K – Jay Feely = 6pts
    D/ST – New Orleans Saints

    RTHSTN = 74pts

    QB – Peyton Manning
    RB – Reggie Bush
    RB – Ray Rice = 27pts
    WR – Miles Austin = 14pts
    WR – Sidney Rice
    TE – Jermichael Finley = 15pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 9pts
    K – David Akers = 2pts
    D/ST – Dallas Cowboys = 7pts