Archive for the ‘Black Bullshit’ Category

Bigfoot Lives!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

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Evidence of the missing link has been found in a remote region in Siberia, Russia. Finally, the industrial development of the planet in its furthest corners has uncovered this magnificent mystery.

I remember watching the Bigfoot ‘In Search Of’ episode when I was a little kid. Even tho’ I lived in the city I was still afraid I would see the creature in my neighborhood. I definitely thought I would see the animal when I went camping. I was scared shitless.

Now I feel sorry for the animal. The planet sux. The economy is fucked the fuck up and television programming is in the terlet. Maybe if they would bring back ‘In Search Of’…

God bless Bigfoot.



Tony Grand$ x DP = Commission!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

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Back when I had a gig on XXL’s blog columns I connected with several of the daily readers who used to make sure I kept my shit razor sharp when I stepped in their arena. What is dope as fux is that several of those commenters have shown they have the chops to be informationists themselves.

One of those commenters is Tony Grand$ who displays his deft wit for social commentary and everything under the sun at his own website – Reading And Writing Is For Dumb People. Grand$ asked me if I didn’t mind answering a few questions for the blogsite and you know I had to say yes to the homey.

Good morning Internets. Enjoy this little drop before you head out to your day jobs…

Dallas Penn & Tony Grands Talk Being Famous, What Rappers Eat, & Techno D-Bags

Columbus Day Lifestyle…

Monday, October 10th, 2011

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I realize that Christopher Columbus prA’li didn’t even sail to the Americas reppin’ for Italy, but this holiday is such a prideful day for Italians I thought I should pop a tag on some more Ocean Challenge lifestyle. I fux with the Italians like Premium Pete [ll].

The Air Jordan 2010 also has that cruise ship port window swag on the side so my sock game has to be on a trilllyyyyonnnnnnnn. And it is.

MISFIT RAP FTW…

Monday, October 10th, 2011

If Christopher Columbus discovered America today then we should pay him honor by discovering a new culture within rap music. The irony is that these cats been discovered a while back, just like America was. Forget calling this collective’s song hipster rap as a genre because these dudes defy categorization.

I’m calling them Misfit Rap since they don’t fit under any label or marketing scheme.

Mr. Muthafuckin eXquire ft. Despot, DasRacist, Danny Brown, EL-P – The Last Huzzah

MEYHEM LAUREN LIVE @ WEBSTER HALL…

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

Meyhem Lauren headlined a homecoming celebration at the famed Webster Hall nightclub. Along with J-Love, AG da Coroner and the Outdoorsmen the set was hardbody high energy real NYC rap.

Thirstin’ Howl the 3rd, the OG Lo-Life general made an appearance too. Lifestylers were in the building rocking some of the illest pieces you will ever see.

The show featured a couple of artists I met for the first time. GoogieGoHard opened the show with energy and a supportive following. After he rocked this dude R-20 got up on stage and put in work. The Studio space in Webster Hall is intimate for a venue holding several hundred people.

The crowd was here to support Meyhem Lauren but that didn’t stop the opening acts from holding down the stage as if the show was theirs to own. Gifted Hoods’ Gee Dubs then came on the set to catch wreck. Gee Dubs is a young rapper from Queens affiliated with the All City Crew.


Gee Dubs – ‘Lose It All’

Gee Dubs featuring S.R. – ‘I Don’t Care’

Gee Dubs – ‘S.O.E.(State Of Emergency)’

Shaz IllYork came on next and he brought Spit Gemz up on stage with him. The two rappers represent the BQE connect. They are calling themselves The Opposition. Shaz and Spit Gemz did some joints from Shaz’ ‘Air Unlimited’ project.

I kicked it with DJ J-Love, the mixtape king, before his protégé Meyhem Lauren took the stage. J let me listen to some tracks off his upcoming project ‘Not Designed 2 Quit’. All the Outdoorsmen are catching wreck on this album. Meyhem Lauren is a beast.

J-Love has been grooming Meyhem Lauren for this very moment. The unending volume of mixtapes, the features alongside Hip-Hop legends, the work ethic and video production. All of that prior hard work made this Meyhem performance feel like it was a homecoming. Because I know this dude personally and I know how crazy he has been grinding just to get to this place in his career I felt proud to be a part of this event.

Meyhem Lauren is the future of NYC rap because he is the embodiment of all Hip-Hop’s elements. It all started with his passion for graffiti and you should know that once you get the fever to get up you have to get down.