Archive for the ‘Black Bullshit’ Category

Check Out Deadstock Dallas On eBay…

Tuesday, October 9th, 2012

I’ve posted some Cuffing Season Polo pieces on my eBay page for those of you about to visit the families of your Cuffing Season candidates.

Holla at me. The eBay iD is fancy_pants_gangster.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, October 8th, 2012

san fran u

Internets! You wanna get your fitted game up while supporting your favorite website?

Here’s your opportunity…

Classic Mets chapeau or camo Yankees cap – sz 7 1/4
$24 each which includes S/H to your door

Desert camo Yanks* – sz 8, Calgary Flames alternate* – sz 7 3/4
*these hats have the dP.com ‘SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE’ embroidery
$30 with S/H

Yankees choo choo engineer pinstripes* – sz 7 3/4
*these hats have the dP.com ‘SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE’ embroidery
$$30 with S/H

Outfit Architecture…

Saturday, October 6th, 2012

I know I said I wasn’t gonna do anymore posts with the Outfit Architecture headline, but my lady Choclate Snowflake surprised me with some birthday swag so close to me heart I had to show them off.

The Modern Explorer series has to be in the top 10 of all time design themes from R.L. In one way or another the pieces are all highly detailed with classic Ralph Lauren appointments.

The boots are the Rag & Bone x Timberland collaboration which I previously caught in the black leather moccasin style.

The Rugby is so hard with sewn-on patches and elbow patches and a metal clip that toggles the neck closed.

To the people with intestinal tapeworms go the spoils. This custom-fit XXL made it over my belly (but barely). I’ma still squeeze into this I.T. for the fall tho’.

Chocolate Snowflake heard my calls for these Rag & Bone x Timbs. The ranger moc boot is what ALL Polo bears love to rock on their feet. The boots are handmade immaculate crack. Vibram outsole is the required minimum. Chea!

T.I. Is King Of dP RapMetrics…

Saturday, October 6th, 2012

I’ve prA’Li never posted a drop on this site which was favorable to T.I. Up until now that is. As I listened to ‘Big Beast’ on repeat I realized that T.I. had the strongest verse on the song. Initially, I was in awe of Bun B placing the word ‘onomatopoeia’ in a rap song. That shit has six(6) syllables and is hard as fux to spell and say.

But as I kept listening to the song it was T.I. who deftly crafted his verse and sprayed it with over a dozen polysyllabic words (14). His verses total word count was 168 so that means every 12 words he averaged one that was longer than three syllables. I consider that average rap music mastery considering that the white gawd of rap lyrics comes in at about 18 words for every polysyllabic word.

This isn’t T.I.’s defining average for polysyllabic word usage but it is his best by my record so I salute him for his efforts at redefining Southern rap themes in my eyes(ears)…

“In a six, I’m riding with a pistol grip, banana clip
From Simpson Road to Adamsville, I’m repping this Atlanta shit
Nigga trying to handle up, let’s see can they handle this
A hundred round at em, that ain’t no Louisiana shit
Drinking on that Hennessey, blowing on that cannabis
AmeriKKKa’s nightmare, trap nigga fantasy
A record full of felonies, searching for a better me
But choppers go off in my hood like Iraq, Cuba, Tel Aviv
Pretty nigga, let him be — fuck him, shorty
Sucker nigga I’ll never be, don’t give a fuck about it
Quick to round up on that Audi, make em get the fuck up out it
Nigga better be about it, he deserve it he allow it
What’s a coward to a kamikaze?
He ain’t robbed a man, ain’t predator or prey; the law of nature where I stay
I catch you slipping with that K, ain’t no illusion, no confusion
Better come up off that cake and all that jewelry or you’re snoozing”

Peep T.I. kick his verse in the official video for the track from Killer Mike’s phenomenal album ‘R.A.P. Music’ which currently gets my nod for best Hip-Hop album of 2012.

Apeman Evolution…

Friday, October 5th, 2012

Sean Price’s latest album has cover art from the the same dude who penciled up the supernatural classic ‘Monkey Barz’. The theme is Sean P is this hardbody intergalactic traveler who comes back to Earth to conquer the planet of the apes.

In this animation clip we learn that under Sean P’s spacesuit is his custom rugby and rock solid microphone. Sean Price triumphs over the apes to become Mic Tyson. Combing his love for cinema and comicbooks is some classic Mandela P! shit internets.

trip threat