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NFL = Not For Long…

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Peace to my cuzzo Ryan Grant who is starting the 2012 campaign from the training room waiting for a new team to sign his offer sheet. The NFL = Not For Long especially for running backs, but Ryan will hook up with a team prA’Li before opening day kicks off.

The dP dot com Pick ‘Em Pool is fired up as usual and if you haven’t received your invite then drop a comment with your e-mail address in the appropriate field so I can send one out to you ASAP (no Rocky).

Still Golden…

Sunday, August 5th, 2012

Stevie Wonder – ‘Golden Lady’

Florence Griffith-Joyner was a cosmic queen.

She was beautiful and powerful and sexual and visceral.

You couldn’t take your eyes off this woman if you tried and she was also an unapologetically Black blur. What I mean is that NO ONE could see her.

Flo-Jo’s swag was so official too.

Flo-Jo never slandered her regality by posing for Playboy

Flo-Jo is still undefeated in my eyes

The Dark Knight Rules…

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

In Batman #244 we find him smitten with the daughter of Ra’as Al’Ghul. I can remember keenly getting a chubby reading this book and seeing this image at the ending. Batman was ’bout to get himself some pussy.

In the latest Batman movie, the final installment under the creative direction of Chris Nolan we get to see the return of Talia Al’Ghul to the Batman universe. She isn’t smoking hot anymore, but she is still the bomb (nuclear). Batman’s nemesis for this movie is the supervillain Bane. Well, this sounds like the way to end a groundbreaking trilogy. With a bang.

The Dark Knight Rises sisn’t suck and that is the most important thing you can do in a cinematic trilogy. Let’s be honest, nothing, nothing, NOTHING, is gonna be more hardbody than The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger’s Joker was that of legend. Nolan certainly understand the darkness that the Batman character deserved after years of campy, cheeky caricatures. My only complaints of this movie amount to style points but not to storyline.

Did you peep the references to central intelligence agency hired ‘contractors’ biting off more than they could chew in the opening scene? There were several references to the world we live in that made me laugh at the idea that Batman, like Tony Stark’s industrialist persona are both weapons dealers. These heroes are totally duplicitous problems. They put guns in the streets just to give themselves the work of trying to get guns off the streets.

Our real world totally intersected with the depravity of Gotham City and I feel like the Joker finally won. People are afraid of one another again, and worse, kids trying have fun doing cosplay will be subject to stop and frisk scrutiny. The Batman trilogy didn’t end with the Dark Knight Rises, but our American innocence did, if you were paying close attention.

Even In A Recession, The Guns Stay Working…

Friday, July 20th, 2012

But f’real tho’, has a gun ever been on unemployment?

The guns were working in Colorado a few hours ago doing their job. You understand that the guns job is to kill people right? It’s not supposed to put a nail into a wood plank because that is a hammer‘s job. It’s not supposed to feed you during breakfast because that is a biscuit‘s job.

Guns get cool nicknames so that people don’t have to confront the sole purpose of the gun which is to kill people. Guns aren’t manufactured in East New York, Brownsville or even Aurora, Colorado but those are the places they find their work. Even in a recession, the guns stay working.

R.I.P. Sylvia Woods…

Friday, July 20th, 2012

R.I.P. Mrs.Woods

Sean P love you like cooked food.