“For my life to be overrrrr.”
I want it all NOW!
LOVE, FAME, RESPECT, MONEY, ADULATION, GROUPIES, PRESTIGE…
And to this end, I along with the Internets Celebrities present to you The Ghetto Big Mac finale.
Archive for the ‘5000’ Category
I Don’t Wanna Wait…
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010R.I.P. A.J.Wright!
Saturday, December 11th, 2010
Damb shunn!
TJX will phase out its A.J. Wright chain
You know the economy is fucked the fuck up when a off-off price retailer can’t turn a profit.
I just hope ROSS Stores can avoid the retail fail axe.
Where else am I gonna copp my Air Maxes for $16?
Sharkspionage!
Thursday, December 9th, 2010
Israel FTW everytime!
Reports out of Egypt are accusing the Mossad of placing killer sharks in Egypt’s waters to fux up the tourism industry.
I’m sure in an underground lab in Jerusalem one of the German scientists spirited away from the Nazis has created a shark crocodile hybrid. Sick animal husbandry is that hardbody German shit.
Julian Assange, Kill Yo’ Self!
Monday, December 6th, 2010
Why does the founder of WikiLeaks think that the American people even give a fux about our wayward politicians and govenrment leaders? Assange must be Australian for asshole. Doesn’t this man know that it is the season for wanton consumption here in America? No one wants to consider the fact that we are being flat lied to our faces by the nightly news. We just want to buy a flatscreen tv to watch the nightly news.
Julian Assange might should just kill himself at this point. He’s embarrassed people with memories as long as their money. Nothing is more dangerous than a white woman scorned. Just ask KanYe West about Taylor Swift. No one else is going to remember the info divulged in the leaked cables or errant missives that the WikiLeaks site has published. We are too far gone at this point. Embrace the hell in a European designer handbasket that America has become. It won’t get any better.
The Walking Dead…
Monday, December 6th, 2010
Have you been watching this series on AMC? It gives another dimension to the term ‘hardbody’. This show is so hardbody they fired all of the writers.
The suspense that the show producer’s have created for the second season can’t be overcome. This is why I am entering Combat Jack’s contest to win the entire volume of The Walking Dead graphic novels courtesy of Complex magazine.
Yeah, but seriously, kill yourself if you aren’t watching The Walking Dead and when you come back to life get your ass over to Bergen Street Comics.