Archive for the ‘5000’ Category

Don’t Commit Sadecide…

Friday, February 12th, 2010

sade

Don’t one yourself after listening to the smooth stylings of rap music’s favorite British chanteuse. We call that Sadecide. #iHipHop

Who Still Wants To Be A Rap Dude?

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

tbl cadion

Before you plunk down your hard earned cash on studio time you might should fux with this drop. #iHipHop

Lil’ Wayne’s Off To Oz Tour…

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

oz

I wonder what Hip-Hop will do while it awaits the return of it’s king? #iHipHop

Flinstonemobile >>> Toyota…

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

toyota

I’m not even gonna front and hide my joy that the Toyota Prius is all fucked the fux up. I h8 them shits and the fux that drive them. Those same douche nozzles that recycle and conserve and preserve are only concerned with the status quo. Its time for the Earth to start over again and your little bullshit 50 miles to the gallon half a homo hybrid car is not going to save you when the Earth opens its craw to swallow us all whole.

Full disclosure: DP operated in 1989 Camry until 2004

Not For Long: Beaded!

Monday, February 8th, 2010

beads

Who knows what these dudes had to do to get their beads[ll]? All you had to do was make a fantasy roster.

Seriously tho’, most boring game of all time. I tuned out at half time and didn’t get back until midway thru the 4th quarter. The commercials were weaksauce too. Where is Tim Krumrie when you need him to make a game exciting? Google that.

For shits and giggles here’s the fantasy point scoring wrap-up…

DP = 200pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts

Ami Hobbes = 150pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts

King Blair = 211pts

RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts

BigNat = 203pts

K – Matt Stover = 5pts

40 = 198pts

QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
TE – Dallas Clark = 8pts

FredMS = 209pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Robert Meachem = 0pts

Russ the Bus = 176pts

dat520 = 174pts

QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts

Rob = 177pts

WR – Marques Colston = 8pts

StookieBrother1 = 164pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts

LM = 184pts

FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts

JaiSlayer = 175pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Marques Colston = 8pts

Smell Deez = 275pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 1pts

Polotron = 274pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts

Amadeo = 135pts

FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts

Quimby = 200pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts

getthesenets = 163pts

WR – Robert Meacham = 0pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts

cocotaso = 126pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 7pts

wmarv = 194pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 7pts

RTHSTN = 266pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts

Haha. Smell Deez wins. By a nose.