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VIBE: No Eulogy Req. It Was Always Dead To Me…

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

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I am definitely going to miss this crazy fool.

There has been a lot of internets press around the closure of Vibe magazine. It’s as though we are seeing some institution shutter their doors. This was far from Lehman Bros. but people are talking so I thought I should add my thoughts to the discussion. Vibe magazine was pretty though. I remember when this young chick in the neighborhood had Lupus and she punched out. Vibe wasn’t like that. Vibe was more like the pretty chick who gave head to everyone and then got hit by the Q66 on Northern Blvd. chasing down a trick. That is more like Vibe’s epitaph.

I wonder why other publications don’t throw themselves out the window like Vibe did, but then I realize that other mags have a totally different direction. They recognize trands but don’t try to court them irresponsibly. When I look at a magazine like Jet I see that it is 180 degrees from the direction that Vibe was pointing. If there was ever a magazine that could kill themselves because the business model was no longer viable it would be Jet. I used to love the Jet centerfold but those features are corny and dated by today’s standards that describe women with only a string of material running up their behinds.

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Jet photoshoots mean that even the sultry celebrity chanteuse will have some underwear on. Jet has never tried to appeal to the popular shock market shlock. And why not? Publisher’s dignity I suppose. I can’t really call it. All I know is that I promised myself to never again pick up a Vibe to read when they published that cover of a naked KEYSHIA COLE. It wasn’t shocking to me. It was wrong and gratuitous. It was like watching B.E.T. in 2009 and all the performers were Black people wearing Blackface. I saw KEYSHIA in a studio surrounded and naked. I could hear the publisher of Vibe laughing at me.

So maybe the Vibe cover doesn’t say those things to you. Maybe I’m a bit sensitive too. A lot of folks have defended the Vibe covers of COLE and CIARA as simply being artistic and provocative. I wonder why Jet didn’t take the provocative artistic role with KEYSHIA COLE when they had their cover story with her. They managed to still find a vintage look for her without disrobing her and frying her hair blonde. Maybe this why Vibe had to die? When you make a mockery of the artists that you are entrusted to be the caretaker for then you aren’t needed in this industry any longer.

Goodbye Vibe, and good riddance.

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Now It Feels Like Summer…

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

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Traditionally, summertime is all about some Black males getting their shit fucked the fuck up by police. I’m just thanking GOD this wasn’t my year. Shit is getting closer to me though.

Brooklyn homeowner shot dead by NYC cop

Vacationing Virginia man killed by Miami police

Man Dies After Detained By Officer

Man firing gun in Philly(suburb) killed by police

This summer it hasn’t even been about young Black males getting merck’d like it was in years past. Now property owners and ninjas on holiday are having their lights turned off. At this rate you prA’li won’t even be able to sleep in your own bed while being Black.

Oh shit. R.I.P. again to STEVE McNAIR

Universal Hardbody Atom Smasher…

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

galactus

I’m sure that most of you have heard of this contraption that was built in Europe to create mini “big bang” effects in order to see how stars are formed? It’s a 17 mile wide, $10 billion dollar atomic particle blaster built under Swirtzerland called the Large Hadron Collider and if the world ends on Wednesday then we know who to blame.

Man is steadily trying to have a discussion with GOD. Would someone please tell man that he has no fucking right asking GOD a gotdamn thing. Who the fuck died and told you that GOD wanted to talk to you? These French Swiss scientists would be better off watching the peloton in the Tour de France cross through the Pyrenees than to seek a direct counsel from that which has no name.

When I start to get a God complex, when I think to curse God for my miserable existence, or the fact that it has rained all summer, or whatever selfish thought comes to my mind I always look back into the book of Job to remind myself of what the fucking deal is. Job, as thoughly pious as he was had no business asking God a single question. Because Job kept it so real God graced him with a reply…

GOD: Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth?

Exactly

Str8 From The Lab…

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

podcasting

The Internets Show a/k/a the DP.com podcast is back on the web.

Have a listen, put it on your iPod.

Throw it in the bag.

Ugggh.

R.I.P. AIR McNAIR

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

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STEVE McNAIR was a great football player. He was a shining example for the level of talent that is generated in historically Black colleges and universities. McNAIR was an on-field leader and an ultimate warrior in the most glorified position on the gridiron. Godspeed to the McNAIR family.

BTW, I saw RYAN GRANT yesterday ans that man is looking BRAWLICK! ADRIAN PETERSON better watch out when he comes to Green Bay.