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‘The Wire’ Wrap Party > ‘The Wire’

Friday, January 25th, 2008

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Woe is me. I’m just a lowly writer living hand to mouth. Nobody even loves me. Wahh, wahh, wahh. Okay, I need to admit that as far as bloggers go, your boy has it pretty damn good. I have a link to one of the most dynamic ad agencies in the city. They haven’t cut me a check yet, but they reach out to me and make sure that I get to live the lifestyle on their coattails.

Monday through Wednesday in New York City is the entertainment industry’s virtual weekend. These folks are typically grinding while everyone else celebrates Fridays and Saturdays. Consider Tuesday night to be the film industry’s Saturday. All throughout the city people are assembled to imbibe upon the libations that will be ridiculously marked up starting on Thursday night to offset all the free shit that was doled out earlier in the week.

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As usual, your favorite blogger is a two-fisted beast. On this night I pounded Dewars and coke (not Doc Gooden’s white pudding) like it said something bad about my momma. the celebration was for the fifth and final season of HBO’s triumphant ghetto gospel ‘The Wire’. I don’t even watch this shit anymore since I caught feelings of fakery during season two. In this case, just like in ‘Flavor Of Love’, I am in the minority of the minorities. Still and all, GOD bless HBO and ‘The Wire’ because without these two forces coming together we might never get to witness the humanity of the street corner narcotics dealers.

FADER mag hosted the popoff. Remember when FADER mag was the Hipster-Hop darling of downtown NYC? They had that slim dude with the dreads calling the shots along with this mean-ass Mexican shorty Mariael, or some shit was her name. Those were the days. Eminem was still a slim Slim Shady. What the fuck happened to the FADER since then? That flash in the pan cool syndrome jumped up and bit them in the ass. The FADER still gets it in more thorough than most of the other rags including XXL, but they aren’t holding it down with the grey-green eyed chicks from Oakland anymore like they used to.

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The party was still a solid affair with no drama at the door and almost no wait at the bars. Live go-go music kept the flow nice and smooth. Shouts go out to all my Morgan State University readers. Holler at your boy when you come back up top for the summer break. I like go-go music more than I like reggae which is still a tepid endorsement. It was regional offshoot of funk music from the B-More/D.C. area that had its greatest moment with E.U. and the ‘Butt’. I ain’t mad at you Baltimore and even though I nearly got merc’ked in that town I still can’t rate it higher than Camden, Philly or even D.C. in hardbody status.

The party… Right, so… I talked about the open bar right? Whenever you are at an industry party with O.B. status always drink the most expensive shit they have available. I remember getting wild-eyed one Wednesday night at some shindig in the old Nell’s after drinking way too much Piper-Heisdeck champagne and Belvedere with tonic. My dumb ass passed out on the subway overnight and I was awoken by the 8am morning rushhour commuters when the train pulled into the terminal. I calmly sat up, put back on my sports jacket and went to work.

Don’t be me party people. Be better than me. Get drunk and then make it back to your home.

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The BARTLES & JAYMES Engagement Report…

Friday, January 25th, 2008

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As of press time, B & J are reportedly still dating…

Change The Game…

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

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By writing your own rules…

ERNIE PANICCIOLI’s grizzly is unmatched. He is releasing ANOTHER book featuring his dramatic photographic headshots of popular culture icons. You need these books because they serve as time capsules for the definitive icons of American culture over the last forty years.

www.lulu.com

ernie

HARPER’s WEEKLY REVIEW…

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

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Editor’s note: Harper’s Magazine might be one of the most important periodicals published in these here United States. Don’t be fooled when some outlets regard it as liberal muckraking trash. The only thing that I find liberating is the honesty that they bring to the pillars or privilege. It’s definitely not good reading material for people who can’t handle the truth. I thought that a weekly feature on this site should include the magazine that I get some of my news from. Let me know what you think…

President George W. Bush called for $145 billion in tax cuts, describing the measures as a “shot in the arm” for the U.S. economy, which caused stock values to plunge in Australia, Tokyo, Hong Kong, China, and across Europe. “There’s something approaching panic in the market,” said an analyst with Bank of America. “The short-term risks,” explained Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, “are to the downside.” Researchers found that foreigners invested $414 billion in American companies in 2007, up 90 percent from 2006. “This is a vote of confidence in the American economy,” said Deputy Treasury Secretary Robert M. Kimmitt. “Do we want the communists to own the banks, or the terrorists?” asked financial commentator Jim Cramer. “I’ll take any of it.” John McCain won the South Carolina Republican primary, Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton won in the Nevada caucuses, and the Supreme Court decided that Texas could exclude Dennis Kucinich’s name from the ballots in the Democratic primary because Kucinich refused to take a party loyalty oath. British researchers determined that children universally dislike clowns, finding them “unknowable,” and a German merchant ship set sail for Venezuela partially powered by a fuel-saving kite.

It emerged that the ongoing riots that followed the Kenyan presidential election, in which at least 650 people were killed, had been partially planned; leaflets calling for ethnic killings had been distributed prior to the election, and village elders had encouraged young Kalenjin men (allied with the defeated Raila Odinga) to hunt Kikuyus (allied with victor Mwai Kibaki) with bows and arrows. “We attack people, we burn their homes, and then we take their animals,” said a Kalenjin man. “The community raised the money for the gasoline.” A babysitter in Honolulu threw a toddler off an overpass into busy traffic, and parents in Australia were suing an embryo-testing clinic for allowing their child to carry a cancer gene. Researchers in San Diego announced that they had cloned human embryos from skin cells, the FDA determined that cloned animals are acceptable food, and Hungarian scientists created a computer program that, based on its analysis of 6,000 barks from 14 Hungarian sheepdogs, can exceed human capability in accurately classifying sheepdog barks. The thoughts of a monkey in North Carolina controlled the actions of a robot in Japan.

The lone power plant operating in Hamas-controlled Gaza was shut down for lack of fuel. “At least 800,000 people,” said official Derar Abu Sissi, “are now in darkness.” Chess master Bobby Fischer died in Iceland, a man in Las Vegas was arrested for killing his girlfriend by driving a six-inch stake into her head, and a Winchester, Virginia, man was arrested for burning an 11-year-old girl with a Hot Pocket sandwich. A New York City construction worker was suing a hospital for treating his head injury by knocking him out and giving him an unwanted rectal exam, and the ACLU filed a brief in support of Senator Larry Craig (R., Idaho), arguing that people who engage in sex acts in public bathrooms have an expectation of privacy. Scientists funded by mobile-phone companies found that if the phones are used before bedtime their radiation can reduce sleep and cause headaches and confusion; the Mobile Manufacturers Forum insisted that the “results were inconclusive.” It was observed that Tahina spectabilis, a giant palm tree of Madagascar, commits suicide when it flowers at the end of its century-long lifespan, and New York researchers using carbon nanotubes created the darkest material known to history. Scientists in Chicago found that lonely people are more likely to assign human qualities to their pets and to believe in God, and Louis de Cazenave of the Fifth Senegalese Rifles, one of the last two French veterans of World War I, died at age 110. “War,” he explained in 2005, “is something absurd, useless, that nothing can justify.”

— Paul Ford

Primary Concerns Of The AverageBro…

Monday, January 14th, 2008

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Editor’s note: We here at DP Dot Com believe in the democratic principles of equal time for any and all presidential campaigns. RON KUCINICH, get at us. With this principle in place I turn my space (no RUPERT MURDOCH MySpace) over to fellow blogger Average Bro for his description on how BARACK OBAAMA plans to represent for issues concerning Black folks. Personally, I’m more impressed with Average Bro’s writing than I am with OBAAMA’s platform. You folks tell me what you think…

Barack, Hillary, Black America, and The White (Wo)Man’s Colder Ice

An often noted criticism, whether in the blogosphere, black talk radio, cable news, or the barbershop, is that some black folks are hesitant to vote for Barack Obama because they don’t feel he’s “addressed specific issues of interest to black people/black women”, and that this is cause for skepticism. I guess I could buy this argument if those very same people could effectively articulate the “issues” that Obama’s competitors have addressed. When you ask this question of those same folks, you either will get Standard Negro Excuse™ #271 (“What’s that got to do with anything? Answer MY question!”) or a meritless defense of another candidate (“Bill Clinton was the first black President anyway.”). Both responses smell like ass to me, especially when it’s so much easier to search for the answers to these questions with a simple Google search, as opposed to being lazy and expecting Obama, or any candidate, to come to your house and explain their stances over DiGiorno Pizza. Not that that would be a bad thing. I love DiGiorno Pizza. Cause, you know, it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno.

Just in case you’re interested in what Obama’s done, or is planning on doing for black America, you simply need to visit the thorough but nonthreatening well organized Civil Rights section of the official Obama website. Everything you need to know about the candidate’s stances on issues pertinent to black America is right there, spelled out in layman’s terms for people who need to be spoonfed. I’m not going to bother doing all the legwork for you when all you need to do is click the friggin’ link that follows this post and read for yourself, but here’s a few highlights of Barry’s Plan To Save Black America™. In his words, not mine.

  • GENDER PAY INEQUITY
    For every $1.00 earned by a man, the average woman receives only 77 cents, while African American women only get 67 cents and Latinas receive only 57 cents. Obama will work to overturn the Supreme Court’s recent ruling that curtails racial minorities’ and women’s ability to challenge pay discrimination. Obama will also pass the Fair Pay Act to ensure that women receive equal pay for equal work.
  • HATE CRIMES
    The number of hate crimes increased nearly 8 percent to 7,700 incidents in 2006. Obama will strengthen federal hate crimes legislation and reinvigorate enforcement at the Department of Justice’s Criminal Section.
  • UNEQUAL JUSTICE SYSTEM
    African Americans and Hispanics are more than twice as likely as whites to be searched, arrested, or subdued with force when stopped by police. Disparities in drug sentencing laws, like the differential treatment of crack as opposed to powder cocaine, are unfair. Obama will ban racial profiling by federal law enforcement agencies and provide federal incentives to state and local police departments to prohibit the practice.
  • FIXIN’ UP DA’ HOOD
    Obama will create 20 Promise Neighborhoods in areas that have high levels of poverty and crime and low levels of student academic achievement in cities across the nation. The Promise Neighborhoods will be modeled after the Harlem Children’s Zone, which provides a full network of services, including early childhood education, youth violence prevention efforts and after-school activities, to an entire neighborhood from birth to college.
  • PROMOTING FATHERHOOD
    Obama will sign into law his Responsible Fatherhood and Healthy Families Act to remove some of the government penalties on married families, crack down on men avoiding child support payments, and ensure that payments go to families instead of state bureaucracies.
  • OBAMA’S TRACK RECORD IN ILLINOIS
    Obama has worked to promote civil rights and fairness in the criminal justice system throughout his career. As a community organizer, Obama helped 150,000 African Americans register to vote. As a civil rights lawyer, Obama litigated employment discrimination, housing discrimination, and voting rights cases. As a State Senator, Obama passed one of the country’s first racial profiling law and helped reform a broken death penalty system. And in the U.S. Senate, Obama has been a leading advocate for protecting the right to vote, helping to reauthorize the Voting Rights Act and leading the opposition against discriminatory barriers to voting.
  • THE ACHIEVEMENT GAP
    Obama’s “STEP UP” plan addresses the achievement gap by supporting summer learning opportunities for disadvantaged children through partnerships between local schools and community organizations.
  • PREDATORY LENDING
    The FBI is predicting that mortgage fraud may become a criminal epidemic. In these elaborate schemes, criminals use identity theft or face-to-face scams to gain control of victims’ homes. The offenders then apply for hefty mortgage loans, take the cash, then disappear, robbing homeowners of their property and threatening the financial health of the most vulnerable members of society. Senator Obama introduced the first federal bill to combat mortgage fraud. The STOP FRAUD Act criminalizes mortgage fraud, authorizes $10 million more for anti-mortgage fraud programs and requires the FBI to update bankers on fraudulent activity in a formal, systematic way. The bill also would authorize increased federal funding for mortgage
    counseling.
  • Conspicuously absent, but probably just well hidden: Crime. There was lots of stuff about combating recidivism rates by offering ex-cons more job training, but nothing specifically about reducing murders, etc. Again, I’m sure his stances on this issue are out there, I just couldn’t locate them on his website.

    Either way you dice it, the issues have been well defined. Just because he doesn’t bring them up frequently in debates doesn’t mean he is not concerned with the issues of Black America, and by extension, America.

    Speaking of which, the whole “what’s he gonna do for us?” angle is getting real tired. Let’s not forget, Obama is running for President of the United States, not President of Compton. Black people are barely 12% of the US population nowadays, so expecting him to cater to us and only us is not just delusional, it’s dangerous.

    Black people, perhaps more so than anyone other ethnic group, are notorious for waiting for a Messiah as opposed to rolling up their sleeves and doing some actual work. No President is going to completely solve black on black crime, just as no President can solve the issues of black student underachievement, the disappearing black nuclear family, or out of wedlock births. Our problems are just that. Ours. We didn’t create all of them, but it’s counterproductive to expect someone, anyone, else to fix them.

    [Author’s Note: AvBro.com advocates working with kids in whatever capacity you find most comfortable; be it coaching, mentoring or tutoring, because I think most adults, and for that matter, teens, are already effed’ the eff’ up and thus a lost cause. If a person doesn’t have it figured out by age 18, chances are they’re doomed to a life of idiocy. Getting BET off the air, or outlawing rap music won’t fix any of that. Simply put, if you’re not doing something, anything, to directly improve your community, then please, have a Coke and a smile, and you know the rest. Man up, woman up, and help someone other than yourself! Take the AverageBro Challenge™, or do us all a favor and H.S.D.!!!]

    What angers me is the slave-like mentality with which some black people judge Obama. While it’s fair to expect a black man to bring a different sensibility to the Oval office, I think it’s borderline self-hate to question his dedication to certain issues when you wouldn’t ask the same of the other candidates. This, to me, is the embodiment of “the white man’s ice being colder”.

    [Author’s Note: Yeah, I know dry ice is technically colder than regular ice, but don’t let semantics get in the way of my point.]

    Nobody is saying you should vote for Obama “just cause’ he’s black”. That’s the definition of idiocy. But equally idiotic is not voting for him “just cause’ he’s black” without bothering to know what he advocates and pretending he doesn’t have any official stance just because you haven’t heard a 10 second soundbite on your local news. Wake up, and stop depending on barbershop word of mouth to educate you on everything!

    I’m all for being an informed voter, thus the crapload of links that follow. But if you’re going to be lazy and not do the very basic research to inform yourself about each candidate and what they stand for, yet for some reason think it’s ok to expect more of one candidate than others, then you my friend are just downright triflin’. Please do as all a favor on November 4th and stay your dumb ass at home playing PS3 and watching Judge Mathis. I don’t need your dumb vote cancelling out mine.

    Shit, where are poll taxes and literacy tests when you really need em’!!?!? Damned Jim Crow Laws!!!!

    I’ll step off my box of Lever 2000, but if you’re still unsure of where each candidate stands, please take 10 minutes to peruse their sites and get familiar. But please, whatever you do, don’t pretend that candidates haven’t directly addressed issues of interest to Black America. They all have.

    Just because you haven’t heard about it, doesn’t mean it hasn’t been said.

    Question: Have you heard other people using this “he ain’t said nothin’ ’bout helpin’ black folks” line of reasoning for not supporting Obama? How do you typically respond to this slave mentality?

    Barack Obama’s Issues Section on BarackObama.com

    Hillary’s Clinton’s Issues Section on HillaryClinton.com

    John Edwards Issues Section on JohnEdwards.com