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Brooklyn’s Finest…

Monday, February 6th, 2012

The Brooklyn Museum of Art’s 1st Saturday event hasn’t been THIS popping in several years. I mean yeah, it pops off every month, but this time it was SPECIAL.

Firstly, my brothers in Game Rebellion were doing a set in the glass bowl. The glass framed lobby entrance at the front of the museum was never this beautiful as when the Rebels rolled thru. But before the show even started I was up in the building making some art of my own.

Esso let me shoot him for a video to his song ‘Death Do Us’ off the ‘Son of SAMO‘ EP.

I know you see that Reebok x Basquiat swag.

The Game Rebellion show was swagged out with all kinds of shiny accessories and shit. Eyewear by Coco & Breezy and metal couture from PNC Radio’s own LaureLuxe. With just the kind of fine ass arm candy that real rockstars require.

You know Game Rebellion goes hard from years of appearing on this webpage but until you catch them live and direct you won’t understand how dope they really are. You’re in luck Internets. Game Rebellion will be performing at Highline Ballroom on February 26th. Be there.

The Rebels rocked the Brooklyn Museum as if it were a homecoming celebration. Actually, it was. The band was formed in Brooklyn and has been a real part of the Black art continuum taking place in NYC and laser focused in the boro of kings(and pharoahs).

I’m pretty sure the fusty old Brooklyn Museum never had a mosh pit before, but then again Game Rebellion never put it down in here until now. This was one of my favorite performances from them in all the years I’ve fuxed with them. Nothing mattered to them about the space, the sound, whatever. They just rocked. Hardbody.

The Game Rebellion performance would have been good enough for me on most days, but on 1st Saturday there was still some more dancing to do in the Beaux Arts ballroom. Brothers flashed off their fancy footwork and floor moves. As you might imagine there was also a Soul Train line and the Brooklyn Circus even staged a fashion show.

Don’t get it twisted, the fräuleins from Germany dig the kid’s dance moves.

The sartorial swag brothers were in full effect too. The Brooklyn Museum of Art 1st Saturday event is STILL the place to be after 12 years of putting it down on Eastern Parkway.

The Brooklyn Museum of Art 1st Saturday is the place to go if you want to meet someone worth marrying. This is where Chocolate Snowflake and I shared our first dance together. I’m surprised that I still have to tell people to come to the Museum if they want to meet something sweet and good to eat. LMAO

The BEST part of the night was seeing my younger brother Boo in the building. Boo is one of the few people on the scene who calls me by my family name. You can’t imagine how refreshing it is to hear that in this crowd of thousands. I also appreciate the fact Boo has taken all my lessons in lifestyle and made them work for his own swag.

Okay Boo, I see you fam. Redboned arm candy and a vintage Montreal fitted? Swag! But the PRL overcoat is FIYAHVERKX!!!

The Savior Of Hip-Hop Is Born…

Monday, January 9th, 2012

BeYonce gave birth to a daughter yesterday.

Blue Ivy Carter

There really isn’t anything I can write here that would be funny or snarky about childbirth. It’s prA’li the best thing that can happen to any human being. And certainly even better when those humans are billionaires.

God bless to BeYonce and Jay-Z, and God bless to the child who has its own.

Rap’s Greatest Goddess…

Monday, December 26th, 2011

My parent’s used to have an African fertility statue in their crib which looked like Rah Digga. She is unquestionably atop Mount Olympus in the pantheon of rap’s greatest emcees. I was incredibly honored when she accepted my invitation to be a guest on the Combat Jack Show.

Rah Digga’s history cuts a swath thru Hip-Hop that is truly phenomenal. From Q-Tip to Busta Rhymes to Eminem to the Fugees she has been inside the camps of some of the game’s greatest rappers and entertainers. And Rah is still hungry to flex her skills. This fact doesn’t bode well for Barbie doll rappers.

Rah Digga never relied on her good looks to make her music pretty. It doesn’t hurt her chances tho’ that she is beautiful. For a veteran emcee like Rah Digga to attract new fans into her fanbase you might think she’ll fall into the phony pop music trap. Nope, she has never backed down from challenge. Rah Digga is keeping it 100. And she ain’t never lied.

I’m Her Type Of Guy…

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

But she still can’t get the loving finger until that thing makes it to the legal limit. I’m still a motherfucker who prefers to fuck… MOTHERS. LMAO

This is that new genre #JailbaitRap

All Day I Dream About Sneakers…

Thursday, November 24th, 2011


You can crack that special bottle of Riunite Lambrusco you been saving now that Dallas Penn and adidas are re-united…