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Global Studies For Dummies…

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

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Q. Why do we call a Palestinian living in Palestine a ‘refugee’?

A. Because we drew lines on a map gave the territories names other than Palestine.

How fucked the fuck up must it be to live in the same area that your family has lived in for countless generations only to become a refugee on that very same soil? I guess the Indians (oops) Native Americans can relate to that, but that was in the past. Native Americans are getting casino paper now baby.

American Black need to get on their reparation grizzly. Not that money can solve everything because it will surely never give them a homeland. A place on the globe that they can say that their family comes from. Everybody should have a homeland, but that shouldn’t mean stealing someone’s land either. The Germans lost World War I and II. How come there aren’t any German refugee camps in Poland or France?

Dallas was just reminded that over 30% of America’s ‘white’ population claim to be of German descent. He slowly backs away from keyboard…

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: WENDY WILLIAMS

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

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Swagger jacked from the pages of OH WORD!

WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?!?

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

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ZILLA STAND UP!

Some cats that are new to how we do at this site might think that it is all about some old people bitching and moaning because the world is all about bullshiite. Nahh mayne, we gets down for the crown over here with the help of some of our young homeys in the game. Y’all should have already met NAH’RIGHT by now. Another cat I need you to know is my man fifty grand YOUNG ZILLA. He’s the dude that collabo’d with us on the ‘Mothers We’d Like To Eff‘ series and he is the sole proprietor of the ‘What Does It Smell Like‘ movement.

New York City has been hotter than Hell for the past couple of weeks, but that doesn’t stop Black folks from shaking their money makers. It’s just gives the ladies an excuse to dress like crack whores from the 1980’s. With all the heat and humidity nearly choking people to death I thought to myself, “Self, what does it smell like up in the club?” The answer is H.A.M.

Baked H.A.M. with a cameo from Pete Puma

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MTV Doesn’t Care About Black Titties…

Monday, July 31st, 2006

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In what is surely some additional T.I. conspiracy it has been alleged that MTV has placed a moratorium on playing JANET JACKSON’s new music videos because of the controversy that stemmed from the Super Bowl halftime show that THEY produced some two odd years ago.

I picked up this story while visiting my cuzzin from another luvin, FRESHALINA (Crunk + Disco). This seems crazy to me since MTV staged the whole damn production in the first place, but since they and JUSTINA TIMBERLAKE have been allowed to back away from any culpability I guess JANET will have to take this one on the chin again.

BTW, did y’all know that MISS JACKSON likes to take them on her chin frequently?!?

Who wants to bet that she is pegging J.D.?

How Do You Spell Love? F.L.A.V.A.

Monday, July 31st, 2006

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True story is that I wasn’t fucking with the wild minstrel nonsense of BOBBY BROWN or FLAVOR FLAV. One weekend in the A at my cousin JINGERSNAPS crib, she and her husband had me watching the ‘Flavor of Love’ marathon. That shiite was Ridiculon 9000. FLAV is a clown in the best sense of the word and when that chick spat on that broad it was like the best television I had ever watched.

My feelings about Viacom Corp. aside (I would take an open ass shit in their lobby), I will have to tune into the new season of ‘Flavor of Love’ just to see if another bum azz bitch breaks through for her own 15 minutes like your girl, NIKKI ‘HOOPZ’ ALEXANDER.