Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

ALICIA KEYS = Drag Queen

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

puttin' on the ritz

Guess who decided to put on some lipstick and a dress for a night out on the town???

Grammy loves you fiercely bitch.

“JOHN is Special…”

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

special

As quoted by the afore-mentioned ALICIA KEYS…

“He’s special. He’s a person that plays and sings and writes his own music, he’s not trying to keep up with the Joneses.”

The JONESES huh, Miss KEYS?!? I don’t know about y’all but I think I smell a catfight between ALICIA and KELIS.

mrs jones

And I don’t know if KELIS is wearing any drawls either because I know she hates to wear bras.

LISA RAYE Gives Good Head…

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

head nurse

Do you think that ol’ boy called off the wedding because she was always reading his mind?

BILLY SUNDAY’s GHETTO CELEB POP QUIZ

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

why is this man smiling?

What do you get when you listen to RAP music and then you take a couple of E tablets?

Editor’s note: Peep ol’ girl with the muscle neck Adams apple seated behind JIGGA MAN. Is that YOUR chick?!? Trans Europe Express.

The 2006 H.A.M. Beauty Pageant…

Saturday, February 4th, 2006

I smell sumthin'

will be coming all over you! More ghetto celeb judges are lining up to put their work on display. LISA RAYE is one of the G.O.A.T.H.A.M.s of our generation. I am just too happy to have her on my budget again.