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But seriously, who is this broad?!? What has she done other than win a dimestore reality show contest? Does she even rank with the great ones? IMAN, GRACE JONES, BEVERLY JOHNSON, NAOMI CAMPBELL??? TYRA BANKS has put in way more work than homegirl and even she doesn’t rate the title ‘Diva’ just yet. It is harder for models to acheive the title because their only talent is to look good. And I use the word talent perjoratively.

DIANA ROSS, PATTI LaBELLE, VANESSA WILLIAMS and JANET JACKSON are all official divas because their actual talent and beauty have stood the test of time. By calling this miscellaneous broad a diva we lower the standards for that status. Let’s see this chick in ten more years before we give her undue props just because it rhymes with her name.

There was this window in my mind’s eye when STAR JONES could have gotten the stiffest, hardest three minutes that any man has to give. Yeah she was thick back then, but she was a honey-chocolate, tight, thick chick. Like KELLY PRICE, but with more scrilla.

STAR has fallen the fuck off now.