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The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

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Morgan State homecoming >>> Morehouse College homecoming (extreme nullus)

Sean Price x Rock (Heltah Skeltah) – ‘Church’

The College Music Journal festival kicks off tonite here in NYC and as usual I have myself triple booked to attend showcases all around town. The weather is craptastic right now so instead of stunting in a pair of Dunks I am pulling out my ol’ reliable shit kickers.

The classic 6″ waterproof boot in the brown oiled leather is what I like to use for when rainy dayz meets CMJ shows. These boots will be stepping in puddles containing beer, urine and possibly vomit (COLLEGE music journal) so I need to have footwear on that can be wiped down as fast as I change venues.

I’ll break out the nubuck after all the college kids have gone home.

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DUCKDOWN vs. BLACKSMITH

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

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Once again it’s on…

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KanYe West Is Banned In The USA…

Monday, October 18th, 2010

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KanYe West – ‘Monster’

Leading up to the release of his fifth studio album KanYe West aka ‘Ye Tudda is tweaking the fine points of the production. This includes the album’s cover art. In all the previous projects ‘Ye Tudda has shown a steadfast and meticulous mind for every detail.

For this album, titled ‘My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’ KanYe settled in on the painting displayed above. The Tall Israelis however nipped this idea in the butt [ll]. It’s still too close to the Taylor Swift fiasco for the T.I.’s to let KanYe ride off with all of this provocative imagery.

The last thing Universal/DefJam/Rocafella needs is for some retired soccer moms to stage a protest at Wal-Mart or BestBuy and keep this album from selling out. It’s not like people are buying CD’s anyhoo so there’s prA’li no reason to further tempt fate.

Too bad for ‘Ye Tudda tho’ since this wasn’t the first rejected piece of cover art for this album. Here’s a brief retrospective of all the deleted cover art designs for ‘My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’ dropping in stores on November 22nd.

Peace to Frank Frazetta

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More Frank

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Vaughn Bode was the GOAT

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Deep Thoughts by Sean Price…

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Sean P ain’t neva lie.

We Americans have unhealthy relationships with everything we encounter.

Other cultures.

Mother Nature.

Medications.

And most of all, food.

I dislike Golden Corral mostly because I feel like a cow after I leave that place. And I’m still one of the slimmer dudes in the joint.

We have too much convenience in America and one day we are gonna have to pay for it. I’m sad to say that it looks like we will be paying for it out the ass. Nullus.