Archive for the ‘Crappers’ Category

Keep Out Of The Reach Of Children…

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

childproof

Fi-‘Lo is one of the original Lo-Lifes and an artist in Thirstin’ Howl the 3rds Skillionaires camp.

Think of the Brooklyn Zoo in all Polo and Fila gear. This will get that Drake smell off your iTunes.

Keep this rap out of the reach of children.

DRIZZLE REIGNS…

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

drizzilino

Not that this will save the music industry any more than Justin Bieber will, but it is fun to see an ‘event’ in terms of new music for the kids.

Drake is cementing the return of the lightskint dominance. Shout outs to Grant Hill, Tony Dungy, Shemar Moore, Alfonso Ribiero, Christoper Williams, Cockroach, and of course, the patron saint of lightskintedness: Al B. Sure

drizzilino

Afro-Punk Is Coming To Town…

Monday, June 14th, 2010

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Mark you calendars internets.

Afro-punk Festival 2010
June 25-27
@ Commodore Barry Park (directly outside of the Bklyn Navy Yards)

Cool Kids
J*Davey
NinjaSonik
Activator
Game Rebellion
Martin Luther
Bad Brains

and more…

A skatepark and BMX ramps
FREE SHIT!

Listen, it’s Afro-punk hotdammit and if you don’t know by now its because you don’t belong up in there getting down. This year is gonna be the most major Affro-Punk Festival ever but you gotta copp tickets.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

foamposities

Sean P and I mostly agree on shit when it comes to kicks (other than New Balance). We both have hell’a Dunks and Air Max and not so much Jordan brand shit. So I was surprised the other day when P sent me an e-mail describing the latest shoes on his wish list along with the joints that were receiving his vaunted “Emphatically 14 15” designation.

For those of you keeping score at home, when Ruck says “14 15” he is speaking on the 14th and 15th letters in the alphabet. The N and O. Non Cipher for all of you cats who are still 5-percenters. Nyet for my dude Dmitry Vortman and any other Russian heads up here on DP dot com. An emphatic 14 15 means that he wouldn’t get pictured in that item. Think Ricky Rothchild rugbys and the what not.

The shoes that P is fuxing with are the Air Force 1 Foamposites.

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I don’t typically fux with Forces at all. I can count all my pairs of Forces on one hand. The idea of a foam Force was executed better with the ‘Forceposite’ design. These Air Force 1 Foamposites look like Frankenstein boots.

The shoes getting the ‘Emphatic 14 15’ are the Air Jordan Alpha 1 Outdoors FTLOTG (For The Love Of The Game – for those of you keeping score at home). I’m mad now because I fux with these joints. The Air Jordan Alpha 1 is being slept on by the masses.

Alpha 1s

Props to TheShoeGame.com

What do y’all Sneaker Fiends think? Are you fuxing with the Air Force 1 Foams? Are you shitting on the Air Jordan Alpha 1s? Is that powder blue colorway not the bomb. I’ma let y’all decide.

Summer Jams: Thank Me L8r…

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

drake

Drake’s debut album is the sonic event for 16yr olds worldwide. This album wasn’t as cheesy as I thought it would be. I mean, it’s pillow soft, but it isn’t Justin Bieber for Black people.

Drake isn’t going to bring back anything about rap’s golden era and that is fine. In 2010 I don’t think we should be looking in the rearview mirror to move forward. Rap has returned to its dancing at the disco roots and Drake injects his own type of Rap & Bullshit into the matrix.

Thank Me Later is all 808s without the heartbreak. It’s a fun album for the 2010 summer. It won’t make it to the fall tho’. And it honestly doesn’t want to. TML wants to have fun now and see how many groupies it can pick up without really trying.

Thank Me Later will own the aspirational rap niche this summer with all the guest features that fill this album up. I want to call this disk a pancake because it’s dripping with syrup.


‘Fireworks’ featuring Alicia Keys

‘Fancy’ featuring T.I. and Swizz Beats

‘Show Me A Good Time’

On my first couple of spins of TML I would give it a double Lutherburger [ll] rating with extra cheese thanks to all the features.

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