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Summer Jams: Recovery…

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

recovery

WTF is wrong with this dude Eminem? This album is his 808 & Heartbreak. Eminem finally exorcises his Proof ghost on wax and I have to admit that Eminem went in gheyer than Drake. How did he manage that? With the worst singing ever on a rap album. EVAR! When Eminem harmonizes he makes Biz Markie sound like Ronald Isley.

I feel like there is a song on this album where Eminem speaks on going thru a sex change. This is a departure from his usual emo suicidal tendencies. Proof’s death was fucked the fuck up that’s for sure, but to cut your stick off is some other shit. This older instrospective Eminem is gheyer than a bag of dildos.

Oh wait a minnit… There’s a song eviscerating his ex-wife. He’s back. But no. This anthem filled Eminem is making rap into a fistpumping exercise [ll]. Yeah, the Situation will be masturbating to this album. If you hated the fake accents Eminem employed in Relapse (and I didn’t) you will hate the falsetto singing on the hooks. Eminem also namechecks KanYe in several songs.

WTF is this shit?!? My favorite song on the album is a Pink feature?

Am I going ghey?

Damn you Marshall Mathers!


‘Won’t Back Down’ featuring Pink

’25 To Life’

‘???’

The lyrical beast doesn’t show his face until the last untitled track on the album. I understand that Eminem had to express his love for his fallen brother and I hope that he finally realizes the way to shout out to your people is to be your best manimal. Unbowed and undefeated. There are too many songs on this album that require you to hold a candle in the air.

At a rap show in Detroit’s Ford Field this album means you are gonna need hell’a deoderant.

right guard

MF BORAT…

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

doom

Shouts out to who sent me this EP. I was looking to open up the Nas and Damien Marley joint and I saw this MF Borat shit still zipped up so I opened it. True story is that I will do anything not to open up that Drake album. DOOM comes to my rescue.

The backstory of this EP is that MF Doom met up with Sacha Baron Cohen during the filming of ‘Borat’ back in 2006 and the two became friends. I don’t recall what that meant altho’ these beats must be from some downbeat dubstep emo euro-Montreal moody rap producer. In any case I dig the jazzamatazz (R.I.P. Guru) that DOOM is spitting over.

A four (4) track DOOM EP > a full length [ll] anything from Drake.

MF Borat: The Mask and the Moustache


DOOM featuring Samantha Alexes – ‘Dedicated To Love’

Sean Price Sunday Cartoon Festival…

Sunday, June 6th, 2010

super ninja team gatachaman

No one fux with cartoons as much as Sean Price. Maybe DOOM, but then again I don’t think so.

Sean P asked me what was my favorite cartoon of all time. I fuxed with ALL the cartoons. Bugs Bunny is the GOAT character of cartoondom, but my favorite cartoon show of all time was G-Force. Not that more recent manga looking joint, but the Battle Of The Planets version. I use to hustle home hardbody to catch an episode of G-Force.

P!

super ninja team gatachaman

The next thing I know I got a whole grip of G-Force eps in my mailbox. I knew these joints were dope from back when but I forgot exactly how good they were. G-Force were like superhero environmentalists. The bad asses called Spectra were steady mobbing the Earth and affiliated planets for minerals and the what not. G-Force would block them every time even if they had to ‘transmute*’ into a fiery Phoenix. BTW, the animation in these episodes predate the Dark Phoenix saga in Marvel’s X-Men comics yet you can still clearly see American comicbook culture in the costuming of the characters.

The OG Japanese series is called ‘Science Ninja Team Gatchaman**‘.

*We’ll excuse the [ll] as if it got lost in translation.
**gatchaman gets pre-emptive [ll]

In this ep Spectra sends a robotic centipede to heist the Earth’s oil reserves. If British Petroleum had any cool motherfuxers on staff they might would’a known to blame that shit what happened in the Gulf on Zoltar.

The double bonus for British Petroleum would have been how the name Zoltar sounds like an a-rab.

G-Force vs. the Spectra Sea Serpent from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Thank Me Later…

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

drake

Editor’s note: I’m away from the lab today for the Roots picnic in Philadelphia so I am using a few guest drops to keep things poppin’ on the page. This first post comes from my dude Yooj‽ over at Recording Live From No Where. He does a mini-review of the Drake album ‘Thank Me Later’ that has the internets all a TWitter, literally.

Yeah you prolly got it already…. anyways…

It took me 5 listens to realize that I was investing a lot of thought into this 24 year old. It’s not because his music necessarily resonates with me personally, but moreso because I honestly am moved by the way he resonates with kids. Its wild that no one under the age of 18 really questions the duality. He’s allowed to be both a womanizer and a sucker for love, and just attributes all of his actions to embracing life. It’s actually pretty refreshing to hear from a young black man this day and age.

A wise person once told me that one key reason that Black men have sentenced themselves to such limited range of expression, in anything from emotions to fashion sensibilities, is because we have never witnessed a “masculine movement”. If that is even a term. Women have spent eternity fighting for the right to express themselves the way they see fit, and thus have much more refined and evolved means. I know I am butchering her theory, but trust me it was some genius shit.

Could this be the start of a sort of Emo-Renaissance for young black men? Who knows… Drake is introduced right on the heels of the mixtape thug era, but coupled with Kanye and Wayne, is ushering in this wild era where overt emasculation and conscious moments of sensitivity and honesty are actually praised. It gives a new meaning to “The realest shit I ever wrote”. Though I really don’t believe a damn thing he says, funny enough. And trust, its not that he goes with no criticism at all… Shit… I will be the first to provide a “this mahfuckah Drake’s sensitive as fuck, son” joke when the opportunity presents itself. Its just that more kids defend his position than I ever thought would. They empathize with the vulnerabilities and, oddly enough, are empowered by the example of a young rap star that seemingly hates fame.

I say that to say this… I fux with the kid and we could learn a lot from his sucka-for-love self.

About the Music: It’s extra-listenable and he manages to make an album that goes hard in the softest way possible… Pause. (see, I still got a ways to go)

And as a consolation for the delay, I included the joint he’s using for the iTunes Bonus as well… And of course all production credits and artwork.

*Drake – Thank Me Later*

The Boys Are Back In Town…

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

roots

For all my NYC people that couldn’t make that jump out to Philly for the annual Roots picnic…

The Roots crew will be putting it down at the Highline Ballroom once again for a special two(2) night engagement.

The Jam is still only $10 but you have to copp these tickets in advance or wait on that long ass line outside of the Highline.

June 15th, 12am
June 21st, 10pm*
*The Roots latest album ‘How I Got Over’ will be released the following day so I am considering this show to be like an album release party and I expect it to be bananabread pudding with a side order of amazing.