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The following flicks came to my mailbox from someone who steals concepts from my site and e-mails them to people as if she did the research to asssemble the idea. She prah’lee stole these from another website. So if these were “your” pictures stop crying and appreciate the fact that I am putting some text to the madness.

Anyhoo, the interesting study that these photos illustrate is how in only ten short years we can view how complete the transformation has become for the person we know affectionately as LIL’ KIM.

I wonder if this all would have gone down like this if B.I.G. were around? I wonder if BIGGIE would have opted for that gastric bypass surgery? He would have had to lose weight to keep up with the terminally afflicted workaholic that PUFF DIDDY is. Can you imagine PUFFY, MASE and B.I.G. in shiny suits?!?

For my money, LIL’ KIM is the realest bitch to ever spit on the microphone. I use the word bitch in only the most respectful Hip-Hop manner (no KIM OSORIO). She convinced Black girls that anal sex was what’s up. I guess the next thing for sisters’ to work on is getting they rhinoplasty on. The least some of y’all Black girls could do would be to get a blonde wig. I’m just sayin’…

1996 – Even though lil’ mama is guilty as she wanna be there was still an innocence about her that I could see in her face.

1999 – Still cute as a button. She’s only fucked around with her chin a little bit and since I see no scars on the tittie I can assume that the breast implants haven’t gone in yet.

2002 – KIM is starting to come up on that plastic surgery disease where people have to get repeated procedures done. Watch out Tiger Lady.

2004 – Bride of ClayFace has a court date.

Present – Arrrrrrgh!