Archive for September, 2005

REMY MARTIN Joins the R.O.C.?!?

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

diamonds are for REMY

As if JAY-Z didn’t have enough problems with JOE CRACK already, this news item comes down the turnpike.

“REMY MARTIN signs deal with ROC-A-FELLA Records and then calls FOXY BROWN a bitch!”

O.K., so that’s not a real headline yet, but don’t you see REMY MA flashing the ROC-A-FELLA diamond gang sign? Hmmm…

I will stay on top of this developing story.

Speaking of gang signs, I feel a contest coming over me. The first person that can tell me how many crappers are flipping gang signs in these photos should submit their answer to this post. I will be giving away copies of the MOS DEF audio experiment called ‘The New Danger’.

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Thursday, September 29th, 2005


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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005



Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

change clothes, then go

WTF happened to your cousin DAVID BANNER?!? Did he get hit with the teh ghey stick too (no homo)?

He may also be smiling because FEMA has bought him some new shoes as a replacement for the sneakers and sweathoods that he lost in Hurricane Katrina.

Another reason for his extra happiness could be that his fake YING YANG TWINS whisper style song is a hit with the T.I.’s.

Nahhh, its just another awards show with crappers on the red carpet and DAVID BANNER is just happy to be there.

This pink tie fad with all the crappers is reminding me of the time when everybody had a leather African medallion.

HOCKEY = yes homo!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

period punch

Don’t climb inside this link unless you give a shit about hockey.

I will explain… The team from Columbus, Ohio had almost 30 players from their 39 player roster complain of symptoms that indicate influenza.

I imagine that they must have some sort of fraternal ritual where all the players French kiss each other.

Even gay azz soccer isn’t THAT ghey.