Archive for September, 2005

REMY MARTIN Joins the R.O.C.?!?

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

As if JAY-Z didn’t have enough problems with JOE CRACK already, this news item comes down the turnpike. “REMY MARTIN signs deal with ROC-A-FELLA Records and then calls FOXY BROWN a bitch!” O.K., so that’s not a real headline yet, but don’t you see REMY MA flashing the ROC-A-FELLA diamond gang sign? Hmmm… I will […]

‘Tard Comments Welcome.

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

DALLASPENN.COM is striving to maintain the democratic principles of freedom of speech. This means that we welcome the comments of all peoples who have gained some level of internets access. No matter what your condition or affliction, we want you to feel comfortable here. We don’t dissuade users from posting remarks that are patently offensive […]

AND NOW… A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

DAVID BANNER Gets A QUEER EYE Makeover

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

WTF happened to your cousin DAVID BANNER?!? Did he get hit with the teh ghey stick too (no homo)? He may also be smiling because FEMA has bought him some new shoes as a replacement for the sneakers and sweathoods that he lost in Hurricane Katrina. Another reason for his extra happiness could be that […]

HOCKEY = yes homo!

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Don’t climb inside this link unless you give a shit about hockey. I will explain… The team from Columbus, Ohio had almost 30 players from their 39 player roster complain of symptoms that indicate influenza. I imagine that they must have some sort of fraternal ritual where all the players French kiss each other. Even […]