Archive for October, 2005

2005 WORLD SERIES : Who the Fuck Cares?!?

Friday, October 21st, 2005

dude, where's my car?

Without Boston or New York in the World Series it’s like baseball’s greatest showcase has become a soccer match. This year’s series has the Houston Astros pitted against Manchester United.

Wake me up when someone from the NFL kills their wife.

PAUL WALL’s R&B Makeover

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

still tippin'

Houston, Texas’ very own Yuckmouth crapper PAUL WALL has gone thru a makeover from the Queer Eye crew and has now decided to become an R&B singer, filling the niche void left by JON B.

DIP SET DEEP THOUGHTS by CAM’RON GILES

Monday, October 17th, 2005

NO HOMO!

Where I’m from kids get it hectic,
but get arrested, get respected
Piss infested, dislexic
Take caution, money, for extortion money
Girls fake it just for abortion money

Hug a Mexican Today

Sunday, October 16th, 2005

say hello to my little friend

Columbus Day just passed and I don’t know how many of you got a chance to hug a Mexican but if you didn’t, do so now.

If it weren’t for the deal the Mexicans struck with barbarian traders, America may not have ended up as cool as it is now. After all, it was the Mexicans that ceded Los Angeles to the barbarians, who in turn built the early movie studios before selling out to the Hebrews.

Can you imagine what life would be like had we left it to the Mexicans to build our movie studios? I mean how many times can you watch ‘Lawnmower Man’?

The BARTLES & JAYMES Engagement Report…

Sunday, October 16th, 2005

bartles & jaymes

As of press time, B & J are reportedly still dating…