Archive for November, 2005

WE ALL NEED BULLETPROOF WALLETS…

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

its like a jungle sometimes

Everytime someone sends me that silly e-mail about not buying gasoline on a certain day I always laugh to myself. It is the most ridiculous proposal to think that you could ever be more than a gnat on the arse of a corporation as big as British Petroleum or ESSO. If you really wanted to be serious about going thru a 24hour period without putting a dime in the pocket of the fossil fuel energy robber-barons then you wouldn’t be able to use any electricity for the day. That means no television, no telephone, and no hottdamn running water.

These greedy fucks don’t need your cash anyway. They have a license to print their own money. They make their own charge cards which have interest rates from 6% to 19.5% and they have grocery stores inside the service stations for you to use your ‘SpeedPass’ or whatever you call it. They got you when your’e sitting and when your’e shitting and they know it.

I find it equally incredulous that the entire Senate holds some photo-op press conference with their lunch buddies from Chevron and ESSO like they are going to take these fools to task. For Veteran’s Day I’ll bet you anything that the entire cabal will be on a golf course somewhere in Texas. These Senators were supposed to be our defenders, but they have sold us out for a week in the Bahamas.

Too bad we can’t send BILL FRIST to Aruba.

NBA JIGS BACK IN ACTION!

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

allen illy

Why didn’t y’all tell me that the NBA season was back in effect? I went to a party for my man 50 grand from the NY JETS – DeWAYNE ROBERTSON and there was a dearth of the hott azz pieces of poonahnee. I understand that the JETS suck anus and that is as good a reason as any to not attend a party for one of the players, but c’mon??? What groupie follows the standings?!?

So it turns out that the NBA season has gotten underway and all the hott azz groupies have shifted their priorities to the fools with the guaranteed contracts. Who needs to know a teams overall record when there are young dumb 18year olds running around with a grip of bank?

Things look pretty bleak for my Knicks and I am not talking about gay azz MEMPHIS BLEEK. They are still winless in the early part of the season. And who knew that the New Orleans Hornets were playing out of Oklahoma City?

Yeah, I know, who cares…

EDDIE MURPHY : SNEAK ‘HER PIMP

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

You can say what you want to about EDDIE MURPHY but as far as I can see he keeps his ho’s in a crispy pair of Air Force Ones everytime they step out.

my, my, my,

there you go

PAUL WALL’s Wedding Photo Album

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

peep his wife flashing her ring
hoodrat love

Not that any of you care, but if you did…
click here to see more ghetto celebrity madness.

PARIS is STILL BURNING

Wednesday, November 9th, 2005

gully Paris youth

The above photo isn’t from one of the ‘hoods in America, although it very well could be. I actually took the photo when I was sneaker hunting in Paris a few weeks ago. I needed to take a picture to confirm to myself that there really were Black people living in Paris. I mean, you might catch a glimpse of one on the Metro, but when I walked around center city they were markedly absent.

Wasn’t this the city that so many African-Americans hail as this bastion of racial freedom and tolerance? Where the hell is everybody? It turns out that the colored folks get pushed out to neighborhoods and regions that skirt center city Paris much like Canarsie and Cambria Heights flank midtown Manhattan here in New York. These folks are told not to bring their Black azzes into center city lest they fuck up that sweet tourist thing that Paris has going. They only Blacks I saw on the regulack(my word bitches) were the ones in the orange and green jumpsuits that swab the streets at 7am every morning.

France spends a grip of dough to keep the center city Paris looking glossy and shiny and this means that all kinds of services don’t get extended beyond the tourist areas. Education and employment are way down in these regions and crime is way up. Part of the reason I suspect for the unrest in Paris is that people are tired of being on the periphery of something good without ever getting to taste it. They can smell it, and they watch all kinds of folks come thru to taste it, but they can never get a taste for themselves.

It was interesting experience for me being in a city that openly displays their tremendous wealth and opulence on the daily while hiding the poor and disenfranchised with equal aplomb. Unfortunately, the poor and disenfranchised of Paris have had it up to here [I am pointing to my ears].

In the end it made me realize that we have to do a better job here in New York City of shoving the bums and the homeless into their respective holes and out of sight.