Archive for November, 2005

JOHN LEGEND Wins VIBE VIXEN Award!

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

johnny boy

Okay, okay, that isn’t true, but the vixen award was won by a man.

BROOKLYN Keeps on Taking It!
Well, sort of…

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

holiday shoppers

Even if its the suburbs or the exurbs, when you have the name Brooklyn for your town there is a good chance that you will find yourself in some kind of a jig situation.

Brooklyn Center, Minnesota was forced to lock down the town shopping mall due to an all girl melee during an in-store concert by tragic mulatto R & B group B5.

When I think back on MICHAEL JACKSON and all the pressure that he experienced as a pre-adolescent heartthrob I wonder how the youngest member of B5 is holding up

CRAPPERS and their WIFEY SHORTIES…

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

crapperluv

Two of the hottest couples in the Hip-Hop game right now…
BOBRA VALENTINA and LUDA plus MILKSHAKE and CHEWLEESE.

For more pics of crappers and their wifey shorties just click here.

LES MISERABLES: The Update

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

cops and kids

No matter where on the GOD’s green Earth you are I guarantee there is someone from Brooklyn within 100 feet of you.

Why was I hanging out at the Sorbonne in Paris When I run into a dude from Bed-Stuy doing the same thing that I was… trying to bagg up some sweet Francais poonahnee. Paris is chock full of brunettes and they let ALL of their hair grow long too. It’s like ‘wookie love’.

chewie

He and I were like the only Black dudes in center city Paris. They apparently ban the Black residents of France from entering the center city unless they are part of the street cleaning staff. I didn’t mind at all because I didn’t want any other Blacks to ruin the monopoly I had going on. If these broads would see that I wasn’t really an all-Black Black I would be cast off into the tragic mulatto waistbasket.

It’s that kind of racism that sparks riots and the what not. Here I am considered Black to most Americans, but now I am not Black enough when I am around other Blacks. This is what I mean by Black Bullshit…

Oh, by the way, the Gendarme has begun to really kick azz in center city Paris.

KING TEE phone home!

SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
JERMAINE DUPRI

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

jay_deezy