Only in Bizarro world America does this dadunn-dadunn get to drool on Ms.B’s shoulder and she likes it.
Archive for November, 2005
The BARTLES & JAYMES Engagement Report…
Saturday, November 12th, 2005SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS…
Saturday, November 12th, 2005
Not to be upstaged by his cousin CURTIS’ Hollywood success, LLOYD BANKS has been grinding on his own film projects…
Who knew that the ‘G’ in G-Unit stood for gynecological?!?
HAPPY VETERAN’s DAY!
Friday, November 11th, 2005
This goes out to the Kuwait crew…
A special thanks goes out to all the United States of America servicemen from BILLY SUNDAY. Without all of your sacrifices past and present I wouldn’t be able to publish my thoughts in this relatively open forum.
You defend my right to criticize the people in our governmment that have deployed you to the far reaches of this planet.
You defend my right to admonish the corporations that pressure the people in our government into deploying you to the far reaches of this planet.
You defend my right to consume the products provided by the corporations that pressure the people in our government into deploying you to the far reaches of this planet.
So I take a moment to thank you for sitting in the sand or in a mountain cave, or on a submarine, in the same underwear for over a week, eating those crappy M.R.E.s and missing the ones that you love.
Peace to you.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: KELIS JONES
Friday, November 11th, 2005
She hate me so much right now.
UPDATE : KELIS JONES doesn’t hate DALLASPENN.COM after all. She agrees with us.
DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!
Thursday, November 10th, 2005
Biggup to SHANNEL for sending me the link. I will wear this to the screening of the 50CENT fiasco.