Of all the things that former Dallas Cowboys all-pro receiver MICHAEL IRVIN should be arrested for, like dressing like a dimestore zootsuit pimp or looking like a kooky coked out hustler, he has to go and get pinched for improper usage of Ebonics.
Over the Thanksgiving weekend, MICHAEL was pulled over by police when his car was spotted speeding. A search of his vehicle yielded drug paraphrenalia. When questioned about the ownership of said items, MICHAEL responded by saying that they belonged to his ‘brother’, upon afterwhich he was detained.
The correct response to the police query should have been ‘brotha’. That’s spelled B-R-O-T-H-A.
