will be coming all over you! More ghetto celeb judges are lining up to put their work on display. LISA RAYE is one of the G.O.A.T.H.A.M.s of our generation. I am just too happy to have her on my budget again.
Archive for February, 2006
The 2006 H.A.M. Beauty Pageant…
Saturday, February 4th, 2006CIGARS and NEEGARS…
Saturday, February 4th, 2006
Have you been wondering what the deal is with all of these celebs and their cigars? The cigar always looked like a curious object to me. Its blatantly phallic and its dark brown.
I could imagine that for some folks it might be like living the dream without actually crossing the ‘line’, plus it satiates some Freudian hand-mouth fixation.
I can’t really call it other than it seems to be a feminine thing
Maybe wearing pink or rocking a pair of thong sandals is more brokeback to most of the kids that read these internets stories.
But you would be hard pressed to convince me that sucking on a big brown penis isn’t about the gayest thing that you could perpetrate in your life, and with COMMON doing it now…
it’s definitely brokeback. I blame ERYKAH.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: BLACK HISTORY MONTH EDITION
Friday, February 3rd, 2006
Will the madness ever end?!?
Will these white-glove wearin’, gap-tooth grinnin’, shoeshine shufflin’, coonskin lawn jockeys ever cease to exist?!?
Prah’lee not.
The INTERN Rolls With The BUS
Friday, February 3rd, 2006
The INTERN tells us his story about meeting the BUS, Pittsburgh Steeler JEROME BETTIS…
My sister and I were at the Polaris Fashion Place doing some christmas shopping. It’s like the largest mall in Ohio, when I saw the BUS waiting on line at the Taco Shack in the food court. I was like, “The BUS! Would you be willing to kiss my nephew for good luck? He was like, “Good luck for who?” I was like, “Good luck for him of course. His dad was just layed off from his gig at Best Buy and his mother is morbidly obese. You could make the difference in his life to keep him from like killing people or becoming like a raging junkie.”
JEROME chuckled and he agreed to just take the picture. I hope he gets to win the Super Bowl in his hometown, but don’t take the Steelers to cover.
B.E.T. is NOT Must See T.V.
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
I know that I said I was going to give REGINALD a pass for the first quarter of his reign as svengali of the jig cultural dynamo called Black Entertainment Television. But after I checked the upcoming programming schedule I could see that it was going to be some more Black Bullshit from the mount.
The first feature film B.E.T. will run this month will be ‘State Property’. The idea I suppose is to get this month started with a bang. Watch the studio gangsters shoot up your television screen on Friday with an encore?!? broadcast on Saturday evening.
Super Bowl Sunday will be the time that you want to keep the family together for B.E.T.’s attempt at cultural educational programming. For at least an hour you can enjoy the ’25 Most @#%!* Moments in Black History’. PAUL MOONEY has been as hard up for scrilla as a Detroit crack fiend since DAVE CHAPPELLE cut off his lifeline so he will host this madness. I am mad that the jigs at B.E.T. can’t think of a printable word for ‘@#%!*’. I ain’t blaming this shiite on the white man either, this is all some Black Bullshit.
Sunday will continue with the family plan programming with an airing of the Hip-Hopera flopera – Carmen. A blonde-braided BeYONCE, MEKHI PHIFER and MOS DEF ham it up for your family viewing pleasure. The ageless 40yr old-still acting as a 21yr old DA BRAT as well as the 30+yr old teenage impersonator LIL’ BOWWIZZLE will grace the small screen also in this acting debacle.
The best show to be broadcast on B.E.T. this weekend was positioned during the Super Bowl pre-game show. ‘JoJo Dancer: Your Life is Calling’ stars the great RICHARD PRYOR in a semi-biopic of his life and struggles. This is actually a really good film and I wish it were being broadcast during the week when there is a dearth of quality programming on every network station. That is why B.E.T. gets me so mad. There is good shit out here to broadcast, but they don’t have the budget or the courage. I am tired of their original programming appearing to be shot from a webcam or worse.
By the way B.E.T., I wish that you would transfer your offices from the methadone clinic on 10th Avenue so I don’t get the impression that your staffers are stoners. I’m just sayin’…
Happy Black History Month!