Archive for March, 2006

All Day I Dream About Sneakers…

Thursday, March 9th, 2006

forest hills

When I had noticed that I was no longer the first person that the swoosh brand was checking for my feelings were a little hurt. I mean. hadn’t we done big things together? I still keep a copy of the love letter I sent to Beaverton, begging her to bring back the Dunk style. She was only interested in Jordan fans now and giving Air Force 1’s to undeserving rap artists. Where were these dudes when the Air Train was on the streets? I bet none of them knew you for your wild beauty during the Air Tech Challenge ’90 years. But there I was kicked to the curb, while some newjack rookies received all of your attentions.

I was holding on even though it was obvious that you were going in another direction. I wasn’t ready to share my heart again after so many years. Who would want my love anyway. Everybody wants someone that is younger and more beautiful than the next. My young, beautiful days were well beyond me now. I thought that I would just go to PayLess and settle down. Forget about what used to be and just be happy with the memories of the good times.

During the summer I bumped into a pair of leather ROD LAVERs and they told me that the three stripes brand was looking for a committment from an older guy. I admit that I was intrigued. The three stripes had the classic Forum in a New York state colorway that was my 1986 Shea Stadium workshoe. It was comfortable as all get out and that helped me scale the steep upper mezzanine seats with my Harry M. Stevens propaganda. So I visited the three stripes and we started dating a bit. I liked the way the three stripes reflected on their history. I thought that it was a real appreciation of the past, but I soon found out it was just a facade. The past was used just for exploitation without any serious reverence for the journey. I had traveled all the way to Paris in seach of the navy/burgundy ILIE NASTASE. Instead I found only disappointment.

I was prepared to go on now alone because there is no way in hell I would ever touch the apartheid supporters again. As soon as I had been told that Reebok’s Union Jack insignia was becaue of their support from South Africa I never again purchased a pair of the sneakers.

I rode the Metro to Les Halles to satisfy my heart with a delicious freshly prepared raspberry Gran Marnier crepe. As I walked through the courtyard I saw so many happy kids wearing their Dub-Zeros and the latest Jordan retros that were flooding the streets. As I walked past the most non-descript boutique I could hear a Wu-Tang baseline pulsating from the open door. I curiously looked inside just to see what a Parisian boutique that features Wu-Tang would sell.

The store was filled with NIKE Dunks. It was visually exhilarating to see all of these sneakers at once. There were colors that I hadn’t seen in America since the mid-eighties. The Michigan Wolverine’s high tops, the Iowa Hawkeyes, Kentucky Wildcats, the Ohio State, Syracuse’s orange and white. It brought back memories of heaven. When I went to the Latin Quarter I used to wear one Wildcat dunk on one foot and one Syracuse Dunk on the other foot. A fringe benefit from working at Shea Stadium was that I had ‘found’ several authentic Mets jerseys and caps because I was enterprising like that. My orange and blue color coordination was a favorite of those in my crew and the haters prah’lee felt a kind of way too, but we had too much posse for my mix match Dunks and my Mets gear to be an issue.

So even though the swoosh brand had apparently moved on it was obvious that she still had affections for me and she remembered all the good times that we shared. I decided that I could live with being her ‘old school john’ because she still knew how to make me feel like a million bucks when we were together.

Just don’t step on my feets when you see me in the streets.

One Hundred.

undefeated

HAPPY NEW YEAR To The Old EARTH From The GODS

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

me mum & pee

Mom was cool enough to go on a date with me last Saturday for her birthday. We went to see CHAPPELLE’s flick even though her book club had been whooping and hollering about Madea. Mom kept it ghetto with me as we snuck in some Wendy’s chili, fries and two frosties. She isn’t a big fan of CHAPPELLE but she does like purple grape drink so I thought she still might enjoy the film.

The night was more about getting her out of her house and doing something different. Don’t get it twisted, she does get out of the house. Mom is a Lord & Taylor frequent flier and they have a parking spot reserved for her in Manhasset. She still makes her midnight PathMark runs for Haagen Daz Light Cherry Fudge Truffle. I remember when she drafted me a few weeks ago to drive to a PathMark in Suffolk county just because the ice cream was on sale two for one. You should have seen me driving on the Southern State at 90mph just to get her and her ice cream home before it melted.

If my dad were still here he would have been her CO-D in the driver’s seat. No matter how much he complained about my mom’s idiosyncracies he supported them to the fullest. I laugh sometimes when I think about how he told me that I was her most willing soldier, but it was really him. I am so grateful to the great GOD in the sky that I was granted the opportunity to see the two of them together when my eyes had finally grown up. Loving people is the hardest thing to do on this planet. Even harder than refining uranium. There are going to be so many times where you think about how easy it would be if you just walked away. The children will become devils and the in-laws turn into outlaws. But walking away is for cowards. My parents were courageous and they were crazy in love. That crazy break shit up in the house to get your point across kind of love. There has been a lot less broken stuff in their house these last few years but the committed intensity of their love has never waned.

My folks worked their asses off at loving one another and that would be evident whenever one of their birthdays was approaching. For my dad’s 60th birthday my mom called in everybody who was near and dear to my dad. She made people drive up from Virginia and fly up from Atlanta. I was conscripted to work the grill and she brought in catered food from one of Long Island’s best soul food restaurants. My mom made sure that my dad was surrounded by his dearest family and friends. That afternoon in their backyard might have been the happiest that I have ever seen my dad. Upon reflection it symbolized his farewell party. Dad didn’t make it to see his 61st new year.

I have a few other things planned for mom for her birthday. Tonight my brother, his wife and their son will go to the house and have a quiet gathering. Mom, C.S. and I are going to an off-Broadway theatre the following night. I felt like going out to a movie with mom on Saturday is what Dad would have done. Alright, Dad wouldn’t have snuck the food in, because dad was classy, and I’m just ashy. Dad would definitely have let mom know how much he loved her, and she loved him. That job falls into my brothers and my own hands now. We should be happy and proud to accept it. Dad has already shown us how its done.

Happy birthday Mom.

Love forever,

Darry, Kito and Dad

mom & dad

DALLASPENN.COM Is For The KIDS…

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

the gates

expensive art installations should be appreciated with the entire family.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PIPPY LONGSTOCKING

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

pippy

Just as an aside… DON’T leave your kids with the PIPPY on the right.

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JIVE TURKEY = H.A.M.RON

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

h.a.m.ron

It’s just a few more days before the start of the 2006 2nd Annual H.A.M. Beauty Pageant and more celebrity judges are lining up to be a part of the movement. Contestants better not be wearing sandals (H.A.M.RON hates sandals).

In the meantime, enjoy the pictures from the O.G. H.A.M. Awards. They may not be low fat, but they sure are fun.