Y’all must have thought that I was playing around when I said that this website was being handed over to the fans of NIKKI ‘HOOPZ’ ALEXANDER. I am taking a seat in her bandwagon early in the game. That way when she is bigger than french fried sweet potatoes everyone will know who was riding with her from jump street.
As far as current events and shit, there was a two alarm fire in Newark, N.J. that HOOPZ put out with her urine.
HOOPZ then traveled to Springfield, Mass to buck shots at a Mexican baby shower.
While in Massachusetts, HOOPZ pitched two innings of relief to help JOSH BECKETT and the RED SOX earn their first win of the baseball season.
Speaking of baseball, HOOPZ used to take the ‘clear’ and the ‘cream’ from BARRY BONDS’ former trainer GREG ANDERSON.
Did y’all know that HOOPZ breastmilk is curing AIDS in Africa?
HOOPZ for president bitches!
