CAM’RON has just signed GEORGE JEFFERSON to the Diplomats.
Now think about all the cake CAM is going make off the syndicated reruns that air on TV Land.
I hang with George and Weezie,
I eat the the Reesy pieces,
told the chick to get the perm,
her hair was greasy peasy,
in other words called nappy,
the Feds they wanna nab me,
sold an O of ‘dro on the video
with Scooby Doo and Shaggy.
DipSet bitch
Killa
A few weeks ago I shipped off to Philadelphia with the entire website staff. We were going away for a TONY ROBBINS seminar and another motivational speech to be given at our very own website staff meeting. Things for the site are looking up. We have almost thirty subscribers to our YouTube videos even though we haven’t released any new material since last year. The website has finally reached double digits in regular readership… okay, that’s not exactly true, we fluctuate between nine to ten.
Philadelphia should be interesting. It’s been years since I crossed through that city for anything other than Negro nonsense. What year was the NBA All-Star game in Philly? That would have been the last time. Oh yeah, peace out to FENDI and BEAST for hooking everybody up with the employee discount at the Wyndham. I decided to wear my Adidas ROD LAVER leathers for the trip. I haven’t worn any Adidas shoes for months now and since I was going O.T. I figured I could cheat on my main squeeze a little. Since I’m 37yrs old and this year is the 37th anniversary of LAVER winning his second grand slam I thought I should pay the man some respect.
ROD LAVER leathers might be the cleanest and classiest tennis shoes around. I have a pair of Tretorns and because they are canvas they pick up dirt as if they were magnets. The K-Swiss all white leathers are also classics but they are cliche too. Something like faux preppy letterman sweaters. NIKE tennis shoes are just too technical, and not enough casual. I wanted to get my laid back style poppin’ and I wanted to have a shoe that you could walk the strip in. The great thing about the LAVER leathers is that they can be wiped off, whereas the LAVER mesh can never be cleaned. Eventually they get so beat down that you just have to leave them on the street for a homeless person to pick up.
Speaking of homeless people, I fit right in with the local Philly population. Everyone has a beard, even the women. The homeless people don’t look much different from the average person. The only difference being that the homeless people ask you for money. As we walked through center city and asked random strangers for directions it was strange that no one seemed to want to answer us. Did we look like tourists? Or were these people some homogeneous race of alien beings in human form. I should have exclaimed, “Take me to your leader!” Where is the love Philadelphia?!?
So after our staff meeting was done with(more on that later) we were able to go back out and explore the city. The intern found the prison were LIL’ KIM was staying. Since he isn’t on her list of friends he was denied access. There isn’t too much else going on in Philly as far as culture and free shit. There is like some old broken bell that people have to pay to see and some other pre-historic nonsense that I won’t even bother to mention. Everyone from the state of Pennsylvania seems to congregate on South Street. With tons of chicks from Temple and UPenn on the stroll the intern was right inside his wheelhouse now. I found a few sneaker spots, but there was nothing exclusive and nothing in my size. At least the Adidas store provided some free entertainment.
The Adidas store was throwing a party to campaign for their new Adicolor item. These are Adidas Superstar shoes that have a removable color insert that you can change to match our outfit. Like the old school Power or Kaepa cheerleading sneakers. I guess that would be cool if you were a chick on the school spirit team, but for a dude this seems kind of teh ghey. That was my boy DJ 007 doing his thing. He begged me to take him out of Philly to some place that was really popping, but I told him that there is a strict caste system in the world when it comes to deejays and he wasn’t allowed to try and elevate his caste level. It would mess up the whole universal balance greenhouse eco-system or something. Poor guy, he will stuck doing proms in Camden, N.J. for the rest of his life.
Philadelphia was really pretty at night, but that was more a function of C.S. sporting her new lingerie than anything else. No new sneaker acquisitions were made, but I wouldn’t rule out a return visit especially for a LIL’ KIM ‘Get Out of Jail’ party.
Pink slips are getting handed out on the Beltway almost like it was ‘free cheese brick wednesdays’ at the local baptist church.
SCOTT McCLELLAN, I know ARI FLEISCHER, and you sir are no ARI FLEISCHER.
C.I.A. spooks are getting their necks cut off for ‘unauthorized’ leaks. Which leads me to think that there are good and bad disclosures of classified information as far as the Administration is concerned.
I am so through with my Uncle Tom a/k/a COLIN POWELL. To read a report that he didn’t think that Iraq had any substantial military or weapons of mass destruction makes him the worst kind of coward for not standing up when the war drums were being beaten on.
The one thing that won’t be rolling that much this summer will be car wheels. With gas prices reaching record highs on a daily basis the only thing left for regular people to get around on will be unicycles powered by their ass farts.
Now is the time for those scientists at NASA to think about inventing some kind of fusion reactor that can be powered off the bullshit coming from the White House.
Ladies, please don’t play yourselves!
