The movie ‘The DaVINCI Code’ has sparked all kinds of protests, unrest and violence across the globe. My question is could all of this carnage have been avoided if TOM HANKS had a better hairdo? Probably not since when you do a tally by sheer numbers alone Christians outpace Muslims and Jews when it comes to splitting motherfuckers’ wigs.
Irish Afghans hold a ‘sit-in’ to protest the movie in St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin.
The Catholic Church has even had to censure one of it’s leaders for mezzling young padawans.
25 Indians are killed at the Kashmir premier of the movie. Fortunately though, the handmade carpet was already red.
And right here in the States, 5 people were killed at a church service right before the buses were scheduled to leave for an afternoon outing viewing the movie at a local multiplex and then an early buffet dinner at SADIE & CLEON’s Chicken & Waffles Restaurant in Baton Rouge.
All you kids that love the rap music should be mad as hell right now because if a movie with 50 CENT in the the lead role had this kind of hectic weekend opening you know that BILL O’REILLY and OPRAH would be blaming rap music. Why is it that when Black kids kill people the first thing everyone wants to look at is the music that they listen to. I agree that the music that most Black kids hold dear to their little disenfranchised hearts is suspect of poison content, but whoever’s last name is GLOCK has yet to be called to the mat as to why people can kill one another so easily.
The company Smith & Wesson sued the COCOA B’s to cease and desist from using the name SMIF-n-WESSUN. And why?!? Smith & Wesson wants everybody to know and be clear that TEK & STEELE are just hardcore rappers, but we at Smith & Wesson are really killing motherfuckers in these streets.
