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I’d Rather Be With You…

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

cheech wiz

Dedicated to my main source, my main sauce.

I will be singing along while BOOTSY solos on the bass…

I’d rather be with you, yeah
yeah, I’d rather be with you
I’d rather be with you, yeah
Yeah I’d rather be with you

I’d rather be with you until i’m through
Oh yes I do
I’d rather be with you until that day we’ll fly away
I just love that smiling face in the early sun
If I can’t have you to myself, then life’s no fun

I’d rather be with you, yeah
yeah, I’d rather be with you
I’d rather be with you, yeah
Yeah I’d rather be with you

I wanna hold your hand
Oh, if I can just be your man
I wanna be your friend
Not now and then, but until the end
I just love the way you act, and that’s a fact
I wanna be your number one, so picture that

Maybe the next time
Maybe the next time
Maybe the next time
Maybe the next time
I’d rather be with you
Yeah
Yeah, I’d rather be with you

I’d rather be with you until I’m through
Oh, yes I do
I’d rather be with you until that day we’ll fly away
I just love that smiling face in the early sun
If I can’t have you to myself, then life’s no fun

I’d rather be with you, yeah
Yeah, I’d rather be with you
I’d rather be with you, yeah
Yeah I’d rather be with you

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BILLY SUNDAY At The Beach

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

beach bum

It was one of the hottest weekends so far this summer. There was no way that CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE was going to let BILLY SUNDAY sit around in his underwear and eff with the internets so they packed up a cooler and headed over to Long Beach, Long Island.

If you live in New York and you like the ‘other white meat’ then I suggest you spend a day on the boardwalk at Long Beach. There are all kinds of well-heeled cuties in their new two piece sets that they just purchased from Forever 21.

beach bum

Former prom queen Mrs.BLISTER came out to chill on the blanket.

beach bum

Mr.BLISTER took a break from filming an extremely low budget adult film with BLU CHEEZ to enjoy the Belvedere appletinis that BILLY SUNDAY mixed up.

beach bum

Mr.B soon found out that too much appletini and too much sun will put you on your azz.

beach bum

BILLY SUNDAY molests CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE for the camera.

beach bum

Your favorite blogger and your favorite blogger’s bootycall canoodle on top of a stack of tabloids.

beach bum

BILLY SUNDAY’s drink of choice was a homemade rum punch chock full of pineapple and mango slices. Finally the sun, the sea and two gallons of punch had bested your boy. Sweet bloggy dreams I’m sure, sweet bloggy dreams.

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More Mothers I’d Like To F…

Friday, July 21st, 2006

brit

I knew that y’all would be freaky for that vintage poon like ZILLZ and me. It’s just a better feel all around. I remember this baseball mitten that I had for years and I took it outside every spring to play catch with my dad? Before we would go outside to the park my dad would take a little bit of baby oil and rub it into the center cup of the mitt. Dad’s know how to soften up the leather rubbing it well. After he did that the mitt was ready to catch balls.

The same goes for these M.I.L.F.’s that we listed today. You rub these sweet things down with a little oil and they will be catching more balls than you can throw. It’s not about the quantity though, it’s about the intimate feel that only a mother can give. They know how to be tender to us when we need that reassurance, and they can be stern when it’s time to correct our step. Moms are dope. Every woman should be mom. Every man should love a mother, but not his own. We don’t cosign that type of shit here at this site.


M.I.L.F. (from 30yrs old to 49yrs old)

stacey STACEY DASH
Honestly, STACEY DASH’s pics in the recent issue of Playboy turned me out. Didn’t her B.D. CHRISTOPHER WILLIAMS pass away inside the drive thru at a Mrs. Winner’s restaurant in A.T.L.?

gremlin love PHOEBE CATES
I wanted to give her my mogwai since way back in the ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ days. Remember that scene when JUDGE RHEINHOLD gets caught out there beating his manhood out to a daydream of her? No brokeback to remembering J.R. masturbating.

whitley JASMINE GUY
JASMINE owes us a piece of that stinky power U. since the first episode of ‘A Different World’. I am going to try to break the headboard with her forehead for all of the high-yellow AKA cotillion debutantes that would never let me smell it.

G.I.L.F. (from 50yrs old to 69yrs old)

glam life SHEILA E.
Another one of PRINCE’s ex-ladies whose bath water I would drink from a champagne flute.

moonlight CYBILL SHEPHERD
When she was a teenager she let fat ELVIS beat out her seat. She was from Memphis, he was a god, yada, yada, yada. I would take Burger King’s sloppy seconds so you know I am down to moonlight with CYBILL.

wesson FLORENCE HENDERSON
Mrs.Brady likes Black rods. Why do you think she spent all those years trying to learn how to fry chicken in Wesson oil? Hey Mrs.Brady, how large was that Black guy that schtooped you last night?

latoya LaTOYA JACKSON
Do not sleep on LaTOYA. I would hit her before JANET because LaTOYA has a clef in her chin. Clef chin = cum cup.

G.G.I.L.F. (from 70yrs old to eternity)

dynasty DIAHANN CARROLL
Way before she was a bitchy blaristocrat she was an entertainment triple threat. A dancer, a singer and a top shelf pin up model. Put that ‘DreamGirls’ wig on the shelf tonight baby because we are gonna get sweaty and dirty.
dynasty

dynasty


***MOST HONORABLE MENTION***

catwoman EARTHA KITT
Catwoman?!? Dig your claws into my back while you make that sexy purring sound.

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SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Friday, July 21st, 2006

pac

5-10?!? Nigga puhleaze, only when he was wearing a pair of DRE’s stilettos.

BRONXRAP dot com is back up and he is back at it with classic Hip-Hop videos and classic Bronx real talk.

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DALLASPENN.COM: ALL-CITY, WORLD FAMOUS

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

stussy bucket

Just copped a few tees fom the Stussy store. Is it me or are t-shirts getting smaller nowadays? Either the shirts are a size extra schmedium or they are a fuckin’ 8X.

Back in the day SHAWN STUSSY designed a comfortable neat fitting shirt. Everything is cut for Japanese cats and hipsters now.

stussy worldwide

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