Archive for July, 2006

MEMO TO Dr. ZHIVAGO: DRIVE SLOW HOMIE

Monday, July 17th, 2006

putin

I feel that it’s part of our responsibility here to speak to officials from other countries when it appears that our own representatives might be too ‘diplomatic’ to tell them the real deal. I have a feeling that the Russian Premier VLADIMIR PUTIN may have been enjoying the jabs that we take at President BUSH so much that he has decided to join in the fun at the G8 summit.

Sorry Mr.PUTIN(pronounced poot-in), but jokes are only for legimate democracies. Until Russia finally accepts full democritization there will be no jokes or snappy retorts allowed from the Premier or any other Russian dignitaries. Do you know how long it took before we were finally able to silence YAKOV SMINOV?!?

Speaking of Russian exports… Why is the mafia the only thing that Russia makes that works correctly? You can’t get a Russian bicycle or a goddamn roll of toilet paper, but the Russian mafia collects their fees like they wear Swiss watches.

The ADDICT Needs Your Help

Monday, July 17th, 2006

bear sweater

I want to make the ADDICT page a slideshow that plays music. Anybody know of the WordPress plug-ins that make this possible?

Challah.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

pirate

Now don’t get it twisted, I’d still hit it (LISA BONET), but it would have to be strictly backshots.

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BILLY SUNDAY GONE TANNIN’

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

chillin'

As if we needed any more color. See y’all on the flip side.

GOD Bless The Child…

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

Can you imagine the life struggles that brought this child to Jesus?
Mom runs out of Quik powder for his milk??
Still with a PS2 while the rest of the block has the XBox 360???

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