The four horsemen of the blogocalypse are now at the XXL magazine website since they just published your cousin BILLY SUNDAY today.
BOL from byroncrawford.com
FRESH from Crunk and Disco
ESKAY from Nah’ Right
and now BILLY SUNDAY (for one week only)
Hip-Hop on a whole ‘nother level. Niggas ain’t even ready…
BILLY SUNDAY has put me into a ranty mood as of late and I apologize to all of you folks that come here for a little more than just the ghetto news stories. I had to open up on this story about the book that NAS’ baby mama is finally releasing. She details the dick size of JAY-Z and other celebrities in a way that will make the Superhead book seem like a children’s story.
The name of this chick book is so ridiculously long that I already know it is going to read like some garbage. If you don’t have an editor smart enough to help you pare down your book’s title that shit is destined to be on the fold up tables on 125th Street (not that there aren’t good books on the tables). She should have just named the book ‘Ho Story’. See how succinct and to the point my title is. It tells the reader exactly what they are diving into and who’s perspective this story is coming from.
I’m not judging NAS’ baby mama for being a ho. That’s a lifestyle choice that adults are allowed to make. I am criticizing NAS’ baby mama for releasing this book damn near five years after it even matters. She claims that she is the reason for the JAY-Z/NAS fued that inspired classic songs from both of those artists. That is when this book was relevant. Now that JAY and NAS are busy hugging each other it makes the book seem contrived. I am sure that she will still have an audience for her book, but her opportunity to cash in on one of rap music’s classic rivalries has long passed on. I just hope she saved her cum stained baby carseat for posterity.
Shouts go out to CANDICE for running the table on last week’s football pool.
The season has just begun so we are all still in the running to be number one. Take a cue from LM who is a ‘Skins fan but knew well enough to bet against them in order to win the pool. PETE ROSE would be proud of you LM. Here are the current standings for the DP dot com football poolers…
CANDICE = 7 pts
AMADEO = 6 pts
FIN = 5pts
LM = 5 pts
EL-A from the D = 5 pts
Mr. KAMOJI = 5 pts
S DOT = 5 pts
P-CITY = 5 pts
DALLAS = 5 pts
SHONQUAYSHAH = 4 pts
SKEETER VALENTINE = 4 pts
ALEX2.0 = 4 pts
There are fifteen or sixteen more weekends of football so if you want to get in the fun just submit your picks. The next DP dot com football pool post drops on Thursday.
I caught this story over the weekend about the re-emergence of one of America’s disturbing icons, the lawn jockey. It seems that people have taken to decorating their homes with these figures as a way of reaching back into the past. Many Americans claim to be so removed from the notion of chattel slavery that the garden ornamentation is only considered a whimsy decoration. That my friends, is that supremacist bullshit we talk about over here.
In New Hampshire, they allow the Director of Ports and Harbors to cuss like a sailor. Apparently the term ‘sandnigger’ isn’t considered racially derogatory since it doesn’t refer to African Americans but instead to people of middle eastern descent who are classified as white by the F.B.I. All I know is that when the governor’s name is JOHN LYNCH no one with one drop of Black blood is safe up in that piece.
Philadelphia’s quarterback, DONOVAN McNABB, continues to make RUSH LIMBAUGH appear to be something more than a drug abusing lard ass.
Goddamn PENNY WOODS!?!
How many times you gonna be nekkid this month?!?
JERMAINE, do you mind your meatbag all outdoors on front street?
Don’t these mother-effing JACKSON’s have any shame?
JANET used to be a hot piece of azz who made good music. Maybe if J.D. would let TIMBO smash it she might get a few dope tracks to work with. It ain’t like she ain’t been tossed around Hollyhood anyhoo. She had to move to A.T.L. just to find some Black cocks that she hadn’t sampled.
But seriously JANET, put your panties back on and get serious about your music. You bring something different to the table than BeYONCE or ALICIA KEYS or MARY J or BADU. You can still be the future of Jazzercise R & B. Or maybe Whisper R & B. I’m not in the marketing department, I just know that you need to pull up your bloomers and give that 50yr old cooch a break.