The young P.R. flack at VH-1 that e-mails me all their business is a sweet little piece of white meat, but like most broads in the entertainment industry she is prah’lee only a star-fucker. Props go to the Glamazon for being that bitch on wheels in Hollywood and still such a fucking lady in the bedroom (not that I know personally, but I’ve heard…).
Anyhoo, I get a nice e-mail from homegirl at VH-1 thanking me for being active on the Hip-Hop Honors project. For me it was nothing since this was the one thing that Viacom produces that I believe in wholeheartedly. I wish it were semi-annual or even a series like ‘Driven’, or ‘Behind The Music’. The good news was that the show drew nearly 2 million viewers to a 9pm Tuesday slot. That is fucking incredible and I thank everyone that tuned in regardless of whether you heard it from me or somewhere else. Your participation will cause this program to be regenerated, plain and simple.
I’m sure a lot of you wonder how it is that people know the exact numbers of cable television program viewers? Understand that your cable box is directly attached to a server which creates a database of the programs that you’ve watched. This is no big deal anymore I suppose since we are already used to having our privacy invaded on so many levels. It’s all good as long as I get my MTV.
Here’s where my jaw hit the floor… Flavor of Love’s finale episode reeled in 7.5 million viewers. That is some Black Bullshit! I sit here in my parent’s basement and I rail on Viacom for creating this Step-n-Fetchit jiggaboo programming and you go and consume it right behind my back. Forget a Hip-Hop Honors program because the viewership for that is peanuts compared to the money that a network can make when they have a darkie put on some white gloves and a top hat.
What the hell am I doing over here?!? You people are obviously happy with your entertainment options. I thought that we were starting this neo-meta-progressive movement and that we were going to free ASSATA and free MUMIA and free NELSON MANDELA, but I see that you jokers only want to free O.J. and MICHAEL.
Have it your way, I quit…
