Archive for October, 2006

NORTH KOREA’s LICENSE TO IL…

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

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I guess it’s partly our fault that we have allowed KIM JONG-IL to think that he is really hardbody in the game. This nigga need to smell the kim chee and take his azz to DisneyWorld. If he thinks that CONDARTH is for playing games then he has obviously never fucked with a Black chick before. CONDARTH will put the root on that nigga’s azz and bury his drawls in her backyard.

What’s the real issue here? Is it the hate that Koreans harbor for the Japanese? Is it the fact that North Korea is always beat to the punch by China for manufacturing cheap ladies slippers? Is it the lack of ‘bootyliciousness’ that afflicts most Korean women? Whatever the underlying problem is I personally implore the Korean president to check himself before he wreck himself, because fucking with the cracker’s money is bad for your health.

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You Down With FTP?!? Yeah, You Know Me…

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

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RAFI from OH WORD! was supposed to hook the kid up with some FTP skills so that I could finally transform the ADDICT page into a streaming audio radio station. A podcast if you will, but then he started acting kind of Slim Shady and stopped returning my phone calls. When I caught up to him on MySpace he gave me some crazy excuse that he was out of town. Word on the internets streets is that RAFI feels a kind of way about being my intern. See what Zionism is doing to people?!?

If anybody understands this FTP shiite, please holler Black. Otherwise, I might just be losing my mind.

I will be honest with y’all and tell you that I haven’t really spent too much time on the web lately. Other than giving a few measly uploads to my page I haven’t had the time to see what the kids are up to. I have a snapshot of what is going down so I kindly ask you folks to follow through for me and see if you like what I like. Here we go…

A couple of weeks ago we put up a link to this chick UNRULY BROWN. Now I come to find out that she is grinding with my homegirl at the A.I.N.T. page. Damn UNRULY BROWN, DP dot com would have picked up a free agent of your caliber fo’sho. Sometimes we have 5 or 6 commenters here in one day. You could be blown up by now. We need a female voice at this site too, especially with the upcoming Duke rape trial. Holler Black if you want to be part of the most dynamic team in interwebs publishing (that’s us ya’ know?).

Another great writer from the West Coast Blogging Hotties cartel is PATTYOPOLIS. She is part racconteuse, part comedienne, and all good. PATTY came to my cipher from her around the way girlfriend TAM. Her blog is a lot of fun because she brings you into a topic so well that you have to participate with what she’s doing. Go there now and peep the Operation Negro Search post. She’s straight up on point.

You cats have to get up on this website that my young protege GABEROCCA is writing at. The site’s name is FLAWLESS HUSTLE and GABE is about to become an internets celebrity. Young dude isn’t a writer, he’s a storyteller. He recounts stories from his past that make you laugh and wince all in the same paragraph. Writing a blog is difficult to begin with, but telling a fascinating story takes talent and dedication above and beyond all of that. The best thing that we can do for these aspiring storytellers is to let them know that we are out here and we hear them.

Y’all did that for me, and that’s why I’m still here.

VH-1 Honors HIP-HOP

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

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I can remember my earliest and fondest memories of meeting up with Hip-Hop. I didn’t know at the time that was what I was doing. I just thought I was living life having fun being a kid. Every summer school would end and then a week later there would be this festival in Flushing Meadows Park. The festival was called ‘Queens Day’ and it was a celebration given by the Quens Boro President’s office. There were vendors and soundstages throughout the park. Most importantly, there were girls, tons of them, from all over Queens.

Queens girls were a different stock than Manhattan girls and Brooklyn girls. While Manhattan girls were usually bourgie because of their mixed race parentage, Queens girls kept it eye level. While at the same time Queens girls were easy on the eyes as opposed to Brooklyn girls who often had a razor scar across their cheek from their mouth to their ear. Queens girls lived in houses with furnished basements. If you bagged up a shorty from the Rosedale area you had hit the teen poon jackpot. Her parents might have a house with a detached two car garage. One of those refrigerators that had a door for the freezer compartment and one for the regular foods. The bathroom always had a toilet seat with that fuzzy cover over the lid. Queens girls were the creme de la creme.

Queens Hip-Hop was on the come up too. RUN-DMC was changing the game with their shout-at-the-microphone rhyming style. Along with the young and brash LL Cool J it semed like Queens, New York was the center of the Earth. All the credit for making that summer one of my most enjoyable times belongs to RUSSELL SIMMONS. He understood the force with which rap music and Hip-Hop culture spoke and he put it all on the line to bring the art to people would never have been exposed to it. There was ridicule and derision that met him at almost every turn, but he still continued to grind for this thing with no guarantee from anyone that things would pan out. Even though I will be the first to call ol’ boy ‘HU$TLE $IMMON$’ I have to respect his grind and his belief.

Also the fact that he helped put Queens, New York on the map.

The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.6

Monday, October 16th, 2006

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T. to the motherfuggin’ O. biatches.

When it’s all said and done, we gon’ get ours. This was a fun week of upsets. Props to everyone that called the Panthers over the Ray-Vens. CANDICE finally came back down to Earth with only a four point week. A lot of y’all got tripped up on the Redskins too. Poor VINCE YOUNG, Black quarterbacks in the NFL might as well be RODNEY DANGERFIELD’s stepkids because they gets no respect.

Speaking of Black quarterbacks… The Giants handled their handle against Atlanta. I am going to have to start looking at the Giants in a different light if their defense can become consistent. Another Black quarterback on the skids is your boy DUANTE CULPEPPER. He lost mad weight to prepare for this season in the Orange Bowl only to be replaced by another NFC Norris castoff – JOEY HARRINGTON. Let DUANTE be a lesson to all of us when propositioning a hooker on a chartered yacht. Sometimes it’s far better to just pay the fare, freebies usually come with the clap, and I’m not talking applause.

We all know the drill by now I hope. Your composite score is still in parentheses.

THE DALLAS – 5 pts (22)
CANDICE = 4 pts (28)
TIFFANY = 4 pts (21)
40 HAJI SHEIKH a/k/a Mr. JENNIFER BEALS = 2 pts (19)
LM = 3 pts (24)
AMADEO = 2 pts (21)
SKAGGER VANCE = 3 pts (8)
JESSE = 5 pts (19)
SHONQUAYSHAH= 4 pts (23)
Mr.KAMOJI = 5 pts (24)
EL A IN THE D = 4 pts (15)
PRYNSEX = 2 pts (16)
S DOT = 3 pts (25)
SASQUATCHFART = 3 pts (18)
ALEX2.0 = 4 pts (24)
RD = 5 pts (21)

CANDICE still rules the roost, but only by a whisker. I had expected LM to be in the lead by now and if he wasn’t rolling with the ‘Skins so tough he might have a few more points. Watch out for KAMOJI, ALEX2.0, S DOT and SHONQUAYSHAH. If SKAGGER VANCE sticks around for a few more weeks he’ll be up in the pack as well.

This is about to get really fun like in NASCAR when there is a pack of folks chasing the leader. I see myself in the back of the pack just waiting for some of you fools to blow a tire and spin out(AMADEO). At some point I will have to go against my Cowboys if I want to win this pool. It’s not like I need another pair of Air Max either, it’s just that I will enjoy beating y’all.

HIP-HOP IS REAL LIFE BUSINESS…

Sunday, October 15th, 2006

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Now let’s put this all in perspective…

I found myself B.B.King’s on 42nd Street last night like I do every so often when I want to see a performance by artists that I favor. ERYKAH BADU, KINDRED and GEORGE CLINTON have played the space before. I have seen a Hip-Hop show or two there, but nothing that jumps out in my mind as being sensational or dare I say historic. So try to understand my need for hyperbole as I frame this account of last night’s EPMD reunion concert.

Times Square 42nd Streeet was the epicenter of NYC’s Hip-Hop scene twenty years ago. It was the place that B-Boys went to hang out or catch a flick. Classic Chinese karate joints played in the moviehouses that ran along ‘The Deuce’. You remember the kind with the horrible dubbing, but sick action. Everybody came to 42nd Street to feel the energy of the city. Neon lights flickered throughout the night and they made Times Square so bright you might think its daytime. On 47th Street was a nightclub called the Latin Quarter. This space was Hip-Hop’s preeminent home in the early mid-1980’s until it closed it’s doors in 1988. There was another popular Hip-Hop club that was open for a brief period called Union Square, located at the north end of, you guessed it, Union Square. There were plenty of great Hip-Hop moments there as well, but Latin Quarter was on the Deuce and that was the only place to be if you loved Hip-Hop.

So it was no small wonder to me when I saw that the line for the show extended the length of West 42nd Street. Just like Sneaker Pimps the night before featuring Ghostface real Hip-Hop fans know when there is an event that can’t be missed. There was clearly more people waiting on line than the space could legally occcupy so C.S. and I did what we always do. When I first met this women she had no idea how to enterprise a line, but in the short time that we have been dating she has become almost as gully as me. When we were inside I chose my usual viewing position in the middle of the room. With that I can see the entire space from end to end. This is important to note since this is an historic Hip-Hop show that people have been waiting on line to get into and nobody was frisked even slightly. I could have brought in my old Latin Quarter box cutters and my hammer and no one would be none the wiser.

It turns out that a fight did break out too, right in front of the main bar. What was hilarious to me is that it was only a minor distraction since the host deejay, MISTER CEE, was playing his cadre of true school hits and break beats. Security never came and all the people filled back in the empty void after the commotion wwas settled. I chose the perfect place to post up too, because on my right hand side was my brother from another mother, JERRY. He is Hip-Hop to the core. Most of you would call him JUJU from the BeatNuts. JUJU hammed it up for the camera. Next to JUJU was JUST BLAZE and I had to show that man respect for keeping the ‘LO lifestyle on peoples’ minds. He showed love because I had some classic graphic shit on myself. I saw MARK a/k/a Playboy from the collective and he told me that MENASAUR was somewhere in the crowd also. HAIL MEG!

As far as the concert went down, KEITH MURRAY, DJ SCRATCH, DAS EFX, REDMAN and EPMD were all in rare form. Their energy was ridiculous and you could see how much they enjoyed performing in front of a group of people that lived and died on every word that they spit into the microphone. These dudes were onstage living out their dreams. KEITH MURRAY and REDMAN bodysurfed the audience several times. If the crowd were ten years younger they would have passed dudes all around like a Garcia y Vega. During the course of the show E Double said something that was a bit profound and important. While fans of Hip-Hop music sit around and wait for someone to rescue Hip-Hop nothing is being accomplished. Saving Hip-Hop isn’t up to the artist, no matter how much money he pretends to have. Hip-Hop belongs to the fans.

Hip-Hop belongs to the dirty ghetto kids with Sony Walkman cassette players with so much scotch tape on them your friends call it your ‘Tapeman’. Hip-Hop belongs to the kids from the suburbs wearing backpacks and riding BMX bikes to school. Hip-Hop belongs to us all and if we decide to let it represent us as finger popping, fried chicken noodle soup eating, white tee, du-rag wearing nincompoops then it is our own fault. We shouldn’t be blaming any label executives and artists for our own personal dilemma of lacking substance.

More than anything else I have learned from the Ghostface and EPMD show is that when we give respects to our friends and the artists that have passed away we are really celebrating life. I think that theme is central to my contemplation of Hip-Hop. I will no longer give value to the material things that only promote the culture of death. It’s unfortunate to me that the vehicle that so many of us can use to make a living is being driven by those that only wish to make a killing.

CHOOSE LIFE.

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