Archive for November, 2006

JIM JONES Gives DP Dot Com The Shirt Off His Back

Friday, November 10th, 2006

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Extra No MAX B to the picture and post title above.


You can still help DP Dot Com with their fundraising drive this weekend by bidding on this item over at eBay.

JIM JONES ‘BALLIN’ POSTER

If you’d rather skip some of the middlemen you can always drop off a few bucks for us at the PayPal dot com commissary – bluecheese28@hotmail.com is the account

GAYME = The Greatest Rapper Evar

Friday, November 10th, 2006

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You got damn right. this guy is better than TUPAC, B.I.G., even CANIBUS takes a back seat to what this dude is doing to the record industry vis-a-vis the internets. Did you hear the posse track he released with every rapper alive on it? That track is so powerful that it forced JAY-Z to push back his pushed up release date. When I went to see the Africans on Fulton Street for my ‘Kingdome Come’ CD they told me that Jiggerman had to go back in the lab after the GAYME ‘One Blood’ track was leaked.

So instead I figured I’d pick up a GAYME CD and see what all the hype was about. It turns out that the CD isn’t bad at all. The Africans said that GAYME is so crazy that he is releasing three versions of his sophomore disk. On one of them they said he has a song that is 2000 bars long in which he mentions the name of every rapper in rhyme form. That’s every rapper. Evar. From the UMC’s to the Outsidaz, from Cage Kennylz to Rappin 4-Tay, from Young Maylay to David Faustino. The list goes on and on. How real is that?!?

The beef now is centering around GAYME’s production team which many believe to be DR. DRE’s favorite ghost producers. DRE promised FISTY SCENT that he wouldn’t contribute any music to the GAYME disk, and even removed his protege from directly under the Aftermath umbrella, but industry insiders recognize some of the signature sound elements on GAYME’s tracks that DRE likes to use in his music. Will FISTY SCENT retaliate against DRE even though the agreement was not broken on a technicality?

Tune in to the the next episode…

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NBA SEASON 2006-07: Where Is The Love?

Friday, November 10th, 2006

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After one week of the new NBA season has been put into play I notice that there is a love for the game that seems to be missing. It’s not so much that players aren’t kissing each other anymore (no Baby F Weezy), but when the game’s best player walks off the court before time has expired I get the notion that not everything is love-love in the longshorts Association.

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If LeBRON JAMES were RANDY MOSS every newspaper would have written an op-ed about the petulant, selfish, ungrateful athlete who is ruining professional sports because he doesn’t respect the team aspect of his sport (read: Black athlete). What exempts LeBRON from being niggardly villified in the T.I. MSM? I guess it’s the fact that he is riding with one of the most powerful plantation owning T.I.’s on the planet in DAVID STERN. Nobody said a peep about LeBRON’s antics, except for the closeted sportswriter Gay JAY MARIOTTI. No one from ESPN even noticed this story. I love ESPN for their highlights and their snark and how they have several white sportscasters that cleverly misappropriate urban dialect, but I hate the fact that they are no more than just a 24 hour a day advertisement for the NFL and the NBA. Home Shopping Network has more journalistic integrity. BOO YAH!

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Only LM would believe that GILBERT ARENAS would have a better ppg average than SHOWBEE The Rapist, but that’s the magic contained in the first week of play. Speaking of the Magic, there is a website called Grant Hill’s Ankle that will undoubtedly chronicle the quest for mediocrity that the Orlando Magic are on. I would tell you to leave them a comment but they have some security system on their comments section that is tougher to crack than BeYONCE’s bodyguard. In any case, TURKOGLU can’t pull those last second fade away jumpers out of his arse every night. It’s not like he’s TRACY McGRADY or something.

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TRACY McGRADY is the number one pick on my fantasy team draft sheet. Yep, even before SHAAKWEEL. I’ll tell you why… TRACY has a classy wedding photo album production aesthetic. Take the time to let that jawn load up. Homeboy has semi-nude picks of his wife up on that piece. TRACY, you are the man and the internets love you for it. I sent that link to my peoples at ON SMASH dot com so that means that this weekend there will be about fifty thousand internets geeks doing the meat roll up to TRACY’s new wife. Now all I need is for homegirl to start going to the games like JASON KIDD’s whore wife so I can complete my CLARINDA McGRADY photo album.

Oh, and yeah, the Knicks still suck.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY…

Friday, November 10th, 2006

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How cool is it that we had a discussion here about DWIGHT ‘DOC’ GOODEN on a Monday and then two days later he was released from prison and returned to his family.

I believe that the universal ethers that emanate from the readership of this site are possible for an infinite amount of energy working for good. Real good, real change. Not just me getting another pair of sneakers (relax C.S., I’m not even looking).

This is why I turn your focus to the men and women of our Armed Forces. It is high time that they too returned home to their families. This world we live in is inherently a dangerous place. I am sure that America will face dangers again from the enemies of liberty and freedom and that is why we should have our brothers and sisters here to help us defend our motherland. Home is where the heart is, and home is where those brave people should be.

In the course of your day please close your eyes for one moment and pray for our brothers and sisters in the desert. They are there for all of us.

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BURGER KING IS MAKING IT MY WAY…

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

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It wasn’t enough for Burger King to produce some of the best viral marketing campaigns on the web, but now some B.K. employees have taken shit to that proverbial next level.

Why is it that no one has ever laced my cheeseburger with a nickel bag of the piffy piff?

I guess that’s what I get for always ordering from the dollar menu.