Archive for December, 2006

MERRY CHRISTMAS From PAUL WALL’s Cup Of Red KOOL-AID…

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006

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How many of you got caught drinking the Kool-Aid this year? Don’t front either because I read some of the blogs out here on the internets and some of you are drinking the Kool-Aid with extra, extra sugar from your next door neighbor.

Maybe it wasn’t a blog that gave you some red Kool-Aid, maybe it was Oprah, or maybe MTV, but nonetheless I see you over there with your Kool-Aid smile and that red stained moustache. I decided not to drink the red Kool-Aid with you clowns this year, but that’s because I keep it realer than most on the regulack anyhoo. Instead I just sat in the cut and watched it all go down.

So what was the red Kool-Aid for 2006 you ask? I think you already know the answer…

barack CONGRESSMAN BARACK OBAMA
Give me a fuckin’ break that this dude is presidential?!? BARACK! I never even heard of ‘ya! OPRAH co-signs bullshit on the daily and that is why she has the amount of paper and prestige that she has. I believe that BARACK OBAMA is funded primarily by the trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry. OPRAH’s show steady has pill commercials and BARACK’s trip to Africa to take an AIDS test smelled like shit on a sandwich. Don’t come at me with that ‘crabs in a barrel’ argument because I would love to see a Black politician with integrity to be elected to public office. Find one for me that isn’t a corpse.

CONFLICT FREE DIAMONDS
If you ever see HUSTLE SIMMONS selling something just understand that some Black is being exploited somewhere because of it. Now that America’s jig cheerleader for uber-capitalism has visited the motherland and checked everything out its okay for us to keep buying diamonds again. RUSSELL lost his conscience a long time ago, the person we are looking at is prah’lee an android working for DeBEERS.
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jones JIM JONES
When you have a monster single like JIM JONES had the truth is that there is only one place to go afterwards. JIM JONES stock has been running parallel with the team that adopted his song as their soundtrack. The New York Giants look confused as if they don’t even know why they are on the field. I feel the same way about JONES too. Does he want to be an Ed Hardy model or a rap star? If he calls himself a ‘hustler’ then you better watch out Dip Set fans.

LIL’ WAYNE
I can’t believe how stupid I feel after reading the transcription of dude’s lyrics for the ‘Stuntin Like My Daddy‘ song. Are you fucking kidding me?!? That shit describes the braggadocio of a retard. Jay-Z may be an idiot savant when it comes to rhyming, but at least he’s not a fucking blank. LIL’ WEASLE = Best Rapper Alive = Hip-Hip is truly dead.
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the wire THE WIRE
The only people I know that enjoy this bullshit television program are the same people that are killing the Black community from the inside. The same people afraid to stop KKKramer’s money by boycotting Seinfeld, because it would stop Seinfeld’s money too. These negro apologists would like to imagine that there is some humanity contained on the block, but they never stood on the block themselves. These fools never looked the devil in his eyes either. The Black man was delivered to America by Black men. ‘The Wire’ is a continuation of supremacy masked as serialized entertainment.

MERRY CHRISTMAS From ALLEN IVERSON And ONSMASH Dot Com…

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

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The interview with STEVEN A. SMITH, my least favorite jig journalist alongside ANDRE ‘Ol Man River’ CROTCH.

In his own words… ALLEN IVERSON.


DIDDY’s LITTLE GIRLS…

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

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My bad if I have seemed like somewhat of a grinch during the holiday season. Here’s some good news to take home with you this weekend. PUFF DIDDY, The King of All Jigs, is a daddy once again now that KIM PORTER has given birth to twin baby girls. We here at the site would like to congratulate DIDDY and wish a speedy recovery to his babies’ momma.

Being good friends of PUFF DIDDY in the sense that we plan to work for him one day (no FONZWORTH BENTLEY) we thought we might advise him on the naming of his new queens. Please NO JIG NAMES. How about KAITLYN and KRISTIN, or maybe even KARIN. Something with a ‘K’ to give KIM a shout, but at the same time something that a white would be comfortable with.

Not that KEISHA or KASSIE aren’t… Kool, but c’mon DIDDY if everyone in America named their kids KATELYN and Black kids still weren’t able to get into good schools then we might have an argument with Yale’s admissions department.

THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST…

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

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A Christmas postcard from Iraq…

FELIZ NAVIDAD FROM TONY’s KANSAS CITY…

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

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You kids already know TONY from TonysKansasCity Dot Com is one of my best buddies on the internets, so whenever I see a piece of news that I think he will dig I have to shout dude out. Check it…

Southern California schools are giving their students an extra week off during the holiday break. Some of the administrators have declared that since their student populations were almost exclusively Mexicano the extra time allowed families to visit relatives on the other side of the border. That’s pretty cool and politically correct at the same time. Everybody that knows anything about the culture knows that Spanish people aren’t doing shit until Three Kings Day comes and goes.