Archive for January, 2007

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

keys

ALICIA KEYS has been shaping her game up for her Hollywood star turn. She is wearing skirts a lot more and kissing people on the cheek as opposed to giving them street dap handshakes. It’s a good look for ALICIA and we’re proud of her too. Especially for shaving down her chest whiskers.

keys

Stuntin’ Like My Daddy…

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

eezy

Has everyone fogotten that the BUSH family is heavily invested in petroleum production?

Just wondering…

NEW YORK CITY AFTER DARK…

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

nycnite

Okay, my plan for blogging for 48 hours straight was waylaid due to the fact that I was drunk when I came back home. Last night was my peeps birthday at Belmont Lounge. F.Y.I., Every Friday it’s free of charge and ROB SWIFT holds down the 1’s and 2’s.

bearface

Belmont Lounge is a nice little spot off the east side of Union Square. A lot of NYU co-eds play the space because the drinks are serious. I fucks with this shit called the Blue Long Island. I had one too many. I have such a fuckin’ headache. I gotta go back to sleep.

face

TOSSED SALAD? Awww You In Some Shit Now…

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

blu cheez

I decided to open up this forum for a frank and serious discussion on the health benefits of eating salad daily.

Neggars please…

Today I need to give thanks to some people that are like my family. My weekend webloggers. Those of you that fuck with DP on your own time. Some of y’all cats still peep me from they grind on the weekend, but the most of y’all come from where you rest. That’s peace because I come to y’all from I rest as well. Time is money, and the time you spend here granting me your intellectual spare change is appreciated. You could have been a million billion other places. Since you came here though we gon’ keep grillin’ ’em in the double ooh seven like your boy.

jaws

WDISL?!?

I need to say peace to my peeps from these United States most gully urban centre. Byron Crawford Dot Com been had our backs from the gate. What nigger what!?!

Nah’reez (no embedded link required)

C & D

Concrete Loop

Unkut Dot Com

some other shit.

That was peace like that and I need to thank…

His name is D-Nice

That Real Notes (the realest)

That’s the joints that I use to build this blog website. Respect the architects.

We connect on some real shit here on the weekends, and this is the time of the week when grown folk and folk thats trying to get grown can connect. I feel for how they do some of y’all family and friends that have to work all week for your snaps and then have to squeeze in only weekends with your babies. GOD to bless y’all. Without y’all there is no we, of course including me.

Seinfelds

Why else do we do it if not for the babies? Let everyone see what I have seen like the mountains and the valleys. If you don’t look while you have sight then when will you look to produce, to protest, to conserve, to consume, to live, to love.

I love y’all on some real shit. When I stand at the ledge ready to jump to quit, y’all remind me that even as big as I be, it’s still something bigger than me. Thank you family.

Let’s talk shit all weekend. I’m home alone. Nobody to share their Hot Pocket. Nobody to mix my motherfuckin’ drinks. New England beats San Diego. Go Cape Cod. Go Providence. Go Narragansett. Not so much, Worcester.

I have to run outside to 7-11 to get some t.p. for my bunghole and I will hit up the local McDonald’s to cop two of those $1.00 Egg McMuffins. The most perfect sandwich evar. I waited all week to hit this fuckin’ sale up. They need to continue this shit through KING Weekend. M.L.K. Jr. would have loved the Egg McMuffin. It’s when they first integrated ‘Good’ and ‘Tasty’. Tell me a more perfect sandwich? That’s because you can’t.

When I come back I will try to blog with you for 48 hours straight, not including the times that I nap and cook food and take shits. Your’e going to conceivably net over thirty hours of non-stop blogging. What does that mean? I don’t know. This Herman Miller chair under my arse will prah’lee reek, but the results on the blog could be interesting. See y’all when I see y’all (opting AWAY from being y’all).

egg mac

REGGIE OSSE IS BLINGING FOR THE PEOPLE…

Friday, January 12th, 2007

mister t

REGGIE OSSE and GABRIEL TOLIVER, the authors of the coffee table book ‘BLING’ have created a “How To” video based on a chapter from their popular book.

‘How To Make Diamonds In A Microwave’

I don’t know about y’all cats, but I will be in my parent’s backyard this weekend getting my bling on.