Archive for February, 2007

DILLA SPEAKS…

Saturday, February 10th, 2007

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The good folks over at $TAPLECROP$ have a treat for all of you JAY DEE fans.

DILLA speaks candidly on his relationship with TRIBE, Q-TIP, DE LA, and SLUM VILLAGE. It’s an extremely insightful conversation with one of the greatest producer/emcees.

$TAPLECROP$ founder, KING TEE, was the dude that put me up on JAY DEE a few years ago with some SLUM V and FRANK-N-DANK jawns.

You don’t realize someone’s true artistic motivation until you read an article like the one published in the Detroit Free Press after JAY DEE’s passing.

This link is to the best musical tribute that I have listened to for DILLA.

Thanks to NAH’RIGHT, Mr.KAMOJI and OH WORD!

R.I.P. JAMES YANCEY

Somebody Give This Chick A Reality Show…

Friday, February 9th, 2007

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BRANDY has been a hot azz mess ever since she stopped taping ‘Moesha’. She is busy stalking basketball players and killing motherfuckers with her SUV like it ain’t no thing.

To top it off, her kid brother made a porno flick when he found out that BRANDY was about to cut his allowance. I know what your thinking, but no it’s not gay pr0n either. RAY J snacks the put of this young piece of arabic action named KIM KARDASHIAN. Peep their DVD trailer…

via GLAMAZON LIFE

SPORTS ARE GHEY!

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

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Just when lightskinnded brothers were about to get some shine again up jumps the boogie. The sports world is abuzz because a basketball player likes playing with balls. A lot.

JOHN AMAECHI was a journeyman center who played with several NBA teams in a fairly short career in pro basketball. I say short because despite the fact dude is homo most teams would kill for someone with his skillset and size (no JOHN AMAECHI). The announcement is part of the hype to preface this dudes new book called ‘Man in the Middle’. Really.

To my mind, the funniest part of this article is how GRANT HILL claims not to have known dude even though they were teammates. GRANT HILL sounds like he’s about to take us lightskint brothers backwards a few more steps. Most of AMAECHI’s career was spent in Utah and I can only imagine that it was because he liked the uniforms they played in.

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BLACK SPORSTCASTER > WACK BROADCASTER

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

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This is the difference between STUART SCOTT and STEVEN A. SMITH. Both of these dudes work for ESPN but they aren’t equal.

I give STUART credit for infusing street slang into the broadcasting lexicon. SportsCenter isn’t your typical news programming because it covers sports at a sometimes breakneck lightning pace. STUART SCOTT has been the Black version of CHRIS BERMAN for the 11pm EST broadcasts. His wit is quick and his personality is effusive. STUART SCOTT makes you actually want to watch golf. Almost. That’s saying a lot as well since KEITH OLBERMANN was too wry sometimes and everybody else are whitebread cornballs.

STEVEN A. SMITH spends too much time yelling at the camera and then contradicting himself on a broadcast a day later. His middle initial ‘A’ stands for ASSHAT. He only aims for hyperbole which is why he bores me. He has no real opinion or loyalty. His only goal is Hollywood. I only pray that no one needs to cast a rat faced looking sportscaster in the next SHAQUILLE O’NEAL movie. If STEVEN A. SMITH became a movie star he would be fucking unbearable.

Cable and satellite television has caused the rocketboom in content proliferation. With every channel broadcasting twenty four hours a day there is a need to fill up the roster with programs AND personalities. If ESPN gave me a shot at a ‘hood version of a sports show the opening montage would have a shot of me pissing on the 8×12 glossy of STEVEN A. SMITH (no STEVEN A. SMITH).

Peep this hot shit…

And The Beat Goes On…

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

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The good news is now that JERMAINE DUPRI has fallen upwards and become the president of Island Records urban division I am sure that I will have a chance to use these images again.

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