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WINNERS NEVER QUIT…

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

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Get with this hot shit party people, my homie from MSG is hooking me up with discounts seats to see the Knicks play. These aren’t the sold out games against the Cavaliers or the Heat, but the other home games that remain on the Knicks schedule.

  • Thursday March22 vs Trailblazers**
  • Monday March 26 vs Magic
  • Wednesday April 4 vs 76ers**

    • I placed the asterisk at the games that I am definitely going to. I chose them because I think the Knicks will demo the ‘Blazers and the Sixers. The Magic will be a tough draw since they are fighting for a playoff berth as well. The deal is that we get 50% off the $60 tickets and 50% off the $44 dollar tickets. As you can imagine I will be in the $44 seats, but 50% off means that I basically buy one and get the second one free. Don’t tell C.S. because she will make me upgrade. To sweeten the deal just a taste everyone that copps a ticket will get a Knicks Fan kit.

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    All you have to do is go to this NBA.com webpage and enter the promo code: MARBURY

    Hit me up on the e-mail and let me know which game you are going to and how many Fan kits you need for your group. As a matter of fact, here’s how we do it…

    I will mail a Knicks Fan kit to the first person that can answer the following Knicks trivia questions…

    1) Which guard has scored the most points in Knicks history?
    2) Who has the most rebounds and blocked shots combined as a Knick?
    3) How much was Bernard King’s highest scoring game as a Knick?
    4) Name the year and playoff round that JOHN STARKS headbutted REGGIE MILLER?

    Answer those few questions correctly and I will bless you with some free shit from the Knicks.

    Posted in No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, Straight Laced, T.O.N.Y., When I Reminisce... | 6 Comments »

    AMERICA’s NEXT TOP CRIMINAL NANNY

    Monday, March 19th, 2007

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    I had been siting on these pics for several months in the hope of creating a spinoff show to ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘America’s Most Wanted’. It was going to be a reality show where all of these ladies lived in a house together and killed each other until only one person was left. I even received some writing help from several of my blog author buddies, but alas the censors (my imagination) disallowed the drop. So these photos have languished in my secret galleries until now.

    Instead of killing off these ladies how about we let them live, and let them show our children how to live as well. It’s Women’s History Month and we should admire and respect the talents of all women. including the criminally insane. Imagine that some of these women were furloghed from their prison sentences to work at the local day care center (this happens in Black neighborhoods – everyday), which one of these women’s criminal talents do you think would serve our children best? Let’s take a look at the contestants…

    deb DEBORA KAREN TOOLE
    Resisting arrest
    Driving without a valid license
    Stolen license plate on vehicle

    viv VIVIAN DOROTHY MAE KNIGHT
    Scheme to defraud
    Criminal possession and use of personal identification

    viz VISION CIERRA WALLACE
    Possession of cocaine
    Intent to deliver

    angie ANGELA DAWN McCOURT
    Driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

    angie VALINDA MARITTA BROWN
    11 counts of dealing in stolen property

    essie ESSIE BELL SPELL
    Violation of probation
    Warrant for one count of battery
    battery on firefighter or intake officer

    Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., Social Upheaval | 9 Comments »

    DP Dot Com NCAA Pool Bonus Points…

    Monday, March 19th, 2007

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    There weren’t too many upsets during the opening weekend of the NCAA basketball tournament, but watching Duke University lose in the first round is always a bonus. It gives you the hope that one day supremacy might be beaten, even if they have the refs and your star players paid off.


    A year ago to this day I wrote a cautionary blog post asking people to temper their support for the prostitute that was accusing the Duke lacrosse players of rape    . No one rode out with me except VIK from Biochemical Slang. The rest of y’all are some effin’ cowards! VIK, you are having your celebrity status at DP Dot Com upgraded. Expect some free shit in the mail.

    It’s exciting to see the influence that RAFI and I are having on the internets as far more interracial Internets Celebrities are getting their swaggers in order. Turn the speakers down if your at the office. Video link via Nah’Right Lite.

    NCAA Pool Bonus Points
    DP Dot Com resident statisticologist LM has been keeping track of the NCAA Pool Bonus Points and he has even formatted a few more questions for this week. The questions that still have to be scored for the 1st seed to bow and the tourney MVP are available for only the folks that posted responses last week. Anyone else is free to answer these new Bonus Points questions.

    But first, let’s look at the points tally…

    P-CITY = 7 pts
    LM = 6 pts
    J trademark = 1 pt
    SASHA = 2 pts
    CB4 = 1 pt
    The DALLAS = 3 pts
    CASHUS CLAY = 4 pts

    28 footer (3 points)
    Which conference will send the most teams to the Final Four?

  • SEC – Tennessee, Florida, Vanderbilt
  • Pac 10 – Southern Cal, Oregon, UCLA
  • Big East – Pittsburgh, Georgetown
  • Big 12 – Texas A&M, Kansas

    • The Miracle (3 pointer + foul shot = 4 points)
    Rising Sons : Name the final round each of these famous sons will reach**

    UNLV point guard Kevin Kruger (son of UNLV coach Lon Kruger)

    Georgetown forward Patrick Ewing Jr. and coach John Thompson III (sons of former Hoya center Patrick Ewing, coach John Thompson Jr.)

    The Ohio State guard Mike Conley Jr. (son of Mike Conley, former world record holder in triple jump)

    Florida Gator Joakim Noah (son of tennis legend Yannick Noah)

    **partial credit accepted for this question

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Sneaker Fiends United, Sports are Gay, The Addict | 21 Comments »

    BLACK GRRLS EFFIN’ RULE!

    Sunday, March 18th, 2007

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    I’m totally in chill mode this weekend but I thought that I could at least put y’all onto something that I’m digging on…

    The Afflicted Yard is one of the sites that I imagined I could be when I started officially blogging. Although dude is a bigtime photographer it’s his ability to mesh his art with politics that I appreciated. T.A.Y. makes Black women look good, real good, and good looking Black women he makes them look stunning.

    He celebrates their youth and their determination. He highlights their swagger. Take a look at his photogallery for women. Don’t be embarrassed, it’s still Women’s History Month. Call it research.

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    • On a separate note regarding photoblogs…
    DP Dot Com is on the esteemed blogroll over at the D-Nice Journal. It’s a big look for me because D-Nice was the original blog that I read before I had this website. From that site I found IAN from A Different Kitchen and then ByronCrawford dot com. After that the rest is history. Now that my blogging experience has come full circle maybe it’s time leave “the game” as the cRappers might say…

    Hell to the nawww.

    I still got too much trouble on my mind.

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    Posted in BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Crappers, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, Lust = Love, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Straight Laced, When I Reminisce... | 7 Comments »

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Friday, March 16th, 2007

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    The real blockbuster film that most internets geeks are waiting for this year will be ‘Transformers’. This is the joint that will have a lot of grown azz men leaving their parents basement’s and getting dresed up as their favorite characters. I might dress up too. Just not like that.

    Thankfully, NIKE has already taken the lead to creating some items that us cool nerds can wear in order to represent for the tech geek tribe. Inspired by one of the lead characters from the original cartoon they have created a sick pair of kicks that are on my short list of collectibles.

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    The Optimus Prime Air Trainer III’s are looking like some fire azz joints to me. Premium leathers and high tech materials like 3M’s scotchlite reflective fabric are gonna make these kicks the futuristic jumpoffs. Remember when you were a kid and you had those L.A. Gear joints that lit up? I never had those…

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    The clips from the movie aren’t totally church yet, but can you imagine anything coming from the Spielberg camp that was half assed in the end? Hell to the no.


    Optimus Prime Air Trainer III pix via ZILLA SAYS

    Posted in Fashion Faux Pas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Straight Laced, The Addict, When I Reminisce... | 16 Comments »

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