Archive for October, 2007

DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk 5 Recap…

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

pats

Who wants to take on some side action[ll] for the New England vs. Dallas tilt this upcoming weekend? The Patriots and the Colts are the cat’s pajamas this season. I hate DJ Longneck with a passion, but ol’ boy has the Colts getting ill at will.

We have some movement at the top of the heap. These are the horses in the lead after one fourth of the season…

Furiou$tylez Is Your Daddy 40
DubbleUP 39
Belizean PumPum Killa 39
alex2.0_still_hanging_in_there 38
Zilla Rocca 38
Are1 36
Patriot Games 35
BurDenDer 35
Desert Sole 34
Cashus Clay 34
Pick’em Buggers 34
Godson Across the Belly…iFux 33
H8torade’s Hoes 33
20/20Proof 32
AmadeoSweetPicks 31
Terrortown Assassins 31
UR Getting Beat By A GYRL 31
and you say Chi-City 31
Jesse 30
Dogfighters Anonymous 30
dutch’s masters 30

As usual, the majority of the ladies that are playing are scoring pretty well, led by ALEX2.0 inside of the top five and CANDICE not too far off the overall lead. There’s tons more football to be played and I imagine that the leader board will change weekly until someone finally takes control.

Oh and yeah, how ’bout them Cowboys!?!

DP Dot Com Pours A Little Out On The Ground…

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

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This week the African burial ground in lower Manhattan will be opened up to the public. It’s a tiny little section in what is arguably the most expensive real estate here in New York City. One block from the venerable Tweed Courthouse and City Hall Park is what remains of the burial ground of the slaves and freemen that built early New York City.

It is a testament to all the people who raised their voices when the Federal government attempted to raze the ground here for the development of their new skyscraper. The Feds still built their building on top of the bones of these long dead slaves which is certainly par for the course, but there is now a tiny oasis of calm and peace that exists for all of us to enjoy.

If you are in Manhattan NYC and you plan a trip to ground zero to visit the site where so many people senselessly lost their lives I implore you to visit the first ground zero where so many others were interred for no other reason than the color of the skin they were in.

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A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

mj45

When I return with the 45 on me, it ain’t for playing games…

What’s really ‘hood party people? I suppose it’s time for me to get back to work since y’all are back at your grinds respectively. I’m taking my time coming in off the bench because this is the fourth quarter. This is the part of the game where I want the ball in my hands [ll]. It’s big dog time. Let’s see who can finish the year off strong and take their buzz into the next season. I sort of stumbled around at the end of Q3. I had a few miscues, but thankfully none of them resulted in a turnover.

I was nearly ticketed for drinking in public, but the cops(two white dudes) let me go since my bottle was empty.

I was nearly arrested for putting on deodorant inside a pharmacy and then walking out without paying for it, but the store security didn’t feel like going out like that. I came back the following day after I had bathed and I had some money and I bought the deodorant.

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dr

I’ve been a bit loopy for a few weeks and that is prah’lee because I’ve started drinking heavily again. I get angry, then depressed, then melancholy. I buy a pair of sneakers and I get happy again, but then I drink until I get sick and this makes me angry once more. It’s called wash, rinse, repeat bitches and I plan on doing this until I die sometime soon, but I ain’t dead yet, and as long as I ain’t dead we got shit to do.

cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 is underway!

The DP Dot Com Football Pool is starting to separate the kids from the grown and sexy footballers.

Last week was all about the Hip-Hop Honors awards and the iNternets Celebrities handled their effing B.I. as usual. It’s all about rocking this thing until the wheels fall off. Since y’all have decided to come along for the ride I don’t see any reason to wait any longer. Let’s get this shit poppin’!

SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM…

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

smoke break

BELIZE goes in hard behind the lens [ll].

DP Dot Com is on a smoke break right now.

Be right back with more tomfoolery in a minute.

Shouts to The Assimilated Negro and CARMEN from Racialicious

Get familiar…


ISAAC HAYES – ‘The Look Of Love’


GIL SCOT-HERON – ‘We Almost Lost Detroit’


FUNKADELIC – ‘Cosmic Slop’


OUTKAST – ‘Liberation’


JOHN COLTRANE – ‘Afro Blue’

DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: MISTY KNIGHT

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

misty knight

Someone reminded me that the Misty Knight character was actually a Black bionic woman. That is some shit that could only happen in the comic book universe. I wish the new ‘Bionoc Woman’ television series had a Black woman as the heroine, but we all know that a Black woman with extra super powers would be kicking some serious white folks ass. West Indian chicks are already bionic with the amount of kids they throw out of their vaginas, plus the fact they will hold like ten jobs at one time.

Back to Misty Knight though…

She had a love affair with this dude named Iron Fist, who had to wear a mask because he was a white dude dressed up as karate kid and no one takes a white karate kid seriously, except CHUCK NORRIS. Incidentally, CHUCK NORRIS is the only man to have given birth to a dragon.

Comicbook writers stay giving Black characters the fucked up names don’t they. Misty Knight sounds like some pr0n strippers nom de pole. Misty hung tough with Colleen Wing, who was this bad little kickass Asian mama, something like the chick from Racialicious.

colleen wing

These ladies were like bounty hunters or some shit. They ran a business called KnightWing and they basically went around shooting up shit and karate kicking motherfuckers with their titties almost falling out. Imagine if Blackwater USA had two bad bitches working for them. This was a good time to be into comic books I have to admit.

I don’t know if Misty still wears a natural because everyone got a relaxer in the 90’s. Even PATTI LaBELLE. But no matter how Misty Knight wears her hair now she is still one of those sisters that won’t be on the losing side of a domestic violence dispute. Extremely hard body.