Archive for October, 2007

cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 Update Wk.3

Friday, October 26th, 2007

t.i.

Complex? Very…

The fourth quarter is fully underway now in the cRap Music Fantasy League and the big dogs are coming out to play. If ypou have Jay-Z, Foxy Brown, T.I. and Fifty Cent on your rosters you can expect to be in the hunt for these free sneakers down the stretch. The question is… Who are the dark horses this quarter that will put your team over the top? Common could be one if his album ever goes platinum. Cam’Ron? Lil’ Kim? I can’t call it until December 31st. Just get ready to see a whole lot of lead changes.

Here’s a breakdown of the scores for the entire league…

Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 5075
Incilin Productions 4875
Gain Green Records 4475
WindBreaker Records 4225
America Done Fell Off Records 4175
WDISL Records 3900
Gunshine State Music 3800
All Starz Entertainment 3675
Open Cannister Recordz 3650
Funk Town Records 3625
The Nappy Ram Affiliates 3575
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 3275
Jesus Slap Boxers 3250
CRap-A-lot Records 3250
Candyland Records 3200
Beat Break Records 3025
Bang 2 Dis Entertainment 2900
Berries & Cream Records 2800
North Star Records 2800
WTF Records 2750
Media Whore Records 2725
NYC Records 2700
Bodega Inc 2650
Combat Jack Records 2650
Fantasy Records 2525
MIP Records 2450
Solutions Global Media 2450
329 Music 2425
Death On Arrival Records 2425
SayDatNuccaName Wreckids 2350
Fuckin Sellout Records 2150
Talent Show Entertainment 2050
Vagina Crusher Records 2050
DubbleUp Entertainment 2025
Bottlenecks Records 2000
Barely Literate Entertainment 2000
Mental Calisthenics 1600
ASE Records 1450
The Block Is Hot Music Group 1400
New Black Money Records 1400
Brick Productions 1300
Know The Limit Records 1175
County Of Kings Records 925
BLZ Records 575
Detroit In Dis Bitch Records 275
Six Feet Deep Promotions 200

Belize, at least you still got a shot at winning the DP Dot Com Football Pool.

Who’s A Black Sheep?! Where’s A Black Sheep?!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

snp

Okay, first off, eff the Swiss. Eff them in the A for stealing the Jews money, and eff them for all the fuckery they bankroll. Hell yeah they can afford to be neutral. They charge five fucking dollars for that tiny ass box of Muesli cereal. I’m sure they use that to fund some slavery shit somewhere. That’s prah’lee how they get all that cocoa from Africa. Eff the Swiss.

These dudes are so hardbody with their supremacy that the nation’s largest political party has been plastering these anti-immigration posters all over Switzerland. These neggers don’t play with that racism shit either. I’m pretty sure that if you read through the Cliff notes from the Geneva Convention there is a provision that allows you to place nooses on the doors of Black residents. The Swiss People’s National Party isn’t new to the racial segregation political game.

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SNP hires advertising agencies to help them recreate artwork that is reminiscent of the propaganda that was circulated through Germany in the 1930’s. There’s a groundswell of support for these policies so the SNP keeps rolling out on the anti-immigrant platform. I’m peeping this movement gaining ground in France and Italy as well. And I wanted to go to Rome next year. Looks like I need to switch up my travel plans and find a spot friendly to Black faces. What do you think about Jena, Louisiana?

Burn Hollywood, Burn!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

cali fires

White is starting to kick up dust over the fires that are raging through Southern California. GEORGE CARLIN, who I consider one of the great sage minds on my time says that over-development in regions that shouldn’t be built upon are the reason that so much property is being lost. Now while I can’t argue with GEORGE from that standpoint I still feel a kind of way for the folks that have lost their homes. Unless I know for sure that those people were absolute shitbags I have to empathsize with them. The chances are most of these folks getting their shit burnt the fuck down are the same So-Cal hippies that support Greenpeace and lap the piss from the tip of AL GORE’s rod [ll]. That is the wicked irony of this.

I just hope these soft shoe hippies don’t move to NYC because I am already being priced out by the cornfed, cowboy boot wearing contingent from the MidWest who think that paying $1800 per month for a one bedroom flat in Brooklyn is a bargain since the same square footage costs three stacks ($3000) in Manhattan. I may have to move into a house boat tethered off a Hunts Point dock if I want to keep an NYC zipcode. I certainly won’t make light of fires since C.S. crib went up in flames two years ago. She lost everything she owned. It was as if the last ten years of her life had been deleted from a hard drive. It was heavy shit, but homegirl is hardbody for real and she has kept it moving. I’ll go in on her story one of these days.

But the discussion that no one really wants to open up is why saving the planet Earth is total bullshit anyhoo. Saving the planet Earth means preserving the status quo of power and politics. I say we kill the Earth and then see who can stand up through a summer when the temperatures go over 150 degrees. Fuck this save the whales save the icebergs shit. If AL GORE was so gotdamn damn smart how come he ain’t the president?

GOT MILK? HALLE DOES…

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

halle

H8TORADE hooks us up with some recent joints of the preggly HALLE BERRY.

Fifty is the new twenty.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: SHE-HULK (ReMix)

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

she hulk

SERENA is so sexy I had to do this one again.

Stay tuned for more DP Dot Com Superheroine Series drops.