Archive for December, 2007

JOHN C. REILLY = Pete Puma

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

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After I watched ‘Talledega Nights’ I was a bit puzzled as to why I liked the JOHN C. REILLY portrayal of the Cal Naughton Jr. character so much, and why his voice seemed so familiar to me. It just now struck me that the voice I was remembering so fondly was that of the lovable loser, Pete Puma.

As far as foils for the great Bugs Bunny are concerned Pete Puma was my favorite. He is obviously four cents short of a nickel, but his naiveté is what makes the character so endearing. Cartoon Network was running the classic Warner Brothers’ Merrie Melodies cartoons back in the day. Between those and Nickelodeon’s ‘Ren & Stimpy Show’ I was in my own private animation Idaho[ll].

The Looney Tunes episode with Pete Puma went something like this…

Pete Puma chases a small rabbit into the warren where Bugs Bunny lives. Bugs asked the small rabbit what the problem was. The small rabbit explained his situation and who was after him. Bugs already knew it was Pete Puma giving the little rabbit agita. Bugs then sets out to teach Pete Puma a lesson. It’s one that Pete Puma will likely forget since he is a total burnout spaz.

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What makes me laugh out loud is Pete Puma’s glee that he can never contain. He laughs at his own unfunny jokes and he totally wears his heart on his sleeve. I almost feel bad for him when he tells Bugs how many lumps he wants to receive. And right on cue, Bugs gives the man what he’s asking for.

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Pete Puma never learns his lesson however and his mind is bent on somehow tricking the little rabbit away from the protection of Bugs Bunny. The next time the rabbits encounter Pete Puma he has disguised himself as “Mrs. Rabbit”.

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Bugs Bunny isn’t one to let the opportunity for a social visit go by unrequited so out comes the tea set again for even the homely “Mrs. Rabbit”. Pete Puma has had his fill of tea though. For some reason or the other it gives him a headache.

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Even coffee doesn’t seem to favor Pete Puma on this day. For the final scene Bugs Bunny and the little rabbit set Pete Puma up to get his lumps bigtime. And just like the chump that Pete Puma is he falls right into the trap.

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JOHN C. REILLY is an accomplished stage and film actor, but his greatest role has been re-creating the voice of the beloved doofus Pete Puma.

Shout outs to STAN FREBERG and the great MEL BLANC.

POLITRICKS 2008: Sex And The City’s Money…

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

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This latest scandal might be the death knell for RUDOLPH GIULIANI’s political career. I won’t start my celebration until I see the body lying in state. There have been so many times during GIULIANI’s mayoralty where I thought the people with the big bucks that make the decisions would have buried his ass. Still he rises. Forget for a moment if you can September 11th, 2001. GIULIANI wants you to think of that moment overall because his final act as the mayor of New York City was the cruel and callous treatment that he subjected his family to.

GIULIANI wasn’t about to sacrifice his own pleasure out of respect for his family’s privacy or mental well-being. No wonder GIULIANI’s own daughter campaigns for OBAAMA. At least BARACK has the decency to keep his families private issues in the closet[ll]. When GIULIANI finally went public with the relationship he and his mistress had been having the city’s public coffers were short a half a million. This was just from the documented expenses that had been incurred providing services to the mayor’s head-mistress (puns always intended at DP Dot Com).

Rudy Giuliani Hid His Travel Expenses While Courting Judi

The mayor enjoyed a ridiculous level of privilege and entitlement that he used to splurge on those in his favorable inner circle. Between the unchecked power that he gave to Police Commissioner BERNARD KERIK and the cosmic credit card that he bestowed upon JUDITH NATHAN I’m not surprised now that the city didn’t have money to offer its police, fire and technical worker’s unions. Can you imagine the amount of debt America will assume with JUDIANI as the president?

What surprises me most is how come the vast majority of right wing voters that buy the GIULIANI 9-11 myth can still mitigate his obvious lack of family values. Add to that list now his subsequent lack of fiscal values. GIULIANI is poised to make the BUSH-CHENEY administration look downright honest by comparison. That fact should be a problem for all Americans. No matter what your political affiliation might be. I’ve waited for a long time for the wheels to fall off GIULIANI’s taxpayer leased limousine, but like I said in the opening sentence on this drop I won’t be happy until I finally know this tyrant is put down.