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Archive for February, 2008
They Might Be Giants…
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
While the rest of New York City is giddy over the Super Bowl victory of the New JERSEY Giants I find myself a bit melancholy. Being a Dallas Cowboys fan in this town is never fun even when we are on top of the world, plus I wanted to see New England establish a new benchmark for NFL greatness. I’m tired of hearing about the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 1970s being the greatest NFL dynasty. A Patriots win would have wiped that notion away.
Alas I find myself in a sea of red and blue for the next year until my Cowboys can return to glory. I dedicate this drop to CANDICE and to all of you fans of the team from the stinking Meadowlands.
all pics courtesy of DP Dot Commenter Rob-A
Baby Longneck – MVP
My favorite Giant through all of this has been Grandma Giant.
Spotting the accountants downtown is pretty easy. These dudes know better than to shred any paper before April 15th.
How easy would it be to just put the ‘J’ next to the ‘N’? For chissakes, the Giants have been playing New Jersey since the 1970’s!
Someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands.
Several fans requested to fingerbang Baby Longneck. One cheeky fan even wanted permission to fist him.
When he promised to fingerbang several fans, the crowd roared its approval.
How tough is this guy? He’s looking to take on TWO fingers.
“Hey boys! Up here. You can fingerbang me. My boss is doing it right now!”
Little Timmy wistfully awaits the day when he too can be fingerbanged by his heroes.
^^^ Word to Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
KAREEM LIVES THE DREAM…
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
Kareem the groundhog gives up the MLK Day nightclub recap.
Two words: Heee and larious.
POLITRICKS 2008: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy…
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
I just wanted to say that I think that Detroit Mayor KWAME KILPATRICK’s Chief of Staff CHRISTINE BEATTY was doing her job in its base(heh) definition.
Chief of Staff?
Uh, helloooooo?
She was supposed to be on top of his staff during working hours. This isn’t the type of work that you leave up to just an intern. I don’t know a damn thing about city hall in Detroit but you have to imagine that the young Black mayor has a large staff. [ll], of course.
Being Detroit, frankly I’m amazed that we aren’t talking about a scandal of corporal trading from the mayor’s office.
Too bad for Mrs. BEATTY since she stands to lose the most from this sordid affair. Her family is certainly in shambles as is her professional profile. And just when I thought liteskin’ded people were headed for a comeback to the forefront of Blackness. It looks like seven more years of Flava Flav.
The mayor still has a strong base of support in one of America’s most impoverished and downtrodden cities. KWAME KILPATRICK is obviously a charasmatic individual and at the end of the day he will be aiiight.
How many other mayors can take fashion advice from CHARLES OAKLEY?
pic jacked from Long Live The Message
Eff Black History Month In The A!
Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
Eff it good and hard.
First of all, shit is the shortest ass month. Secondly, shit is colder than a hooker’s heart.
Black History Month needs to be in August with Harlem Week. August has 31 days and then we move right into the Labor Day holiday.
Black History is fucking world history. Don’t front now and act like you don’t recognize the mother of humanity. I wouldn’t be one bit surprised if the highest mason on the planet was a Black woman. She cast the rest of her lot down to maintain her hedgemony.
Think about that for a minute and consider the fact that the two most powerful women on this planet are both Black bitches. I say bitch with only the utmost respect, of course. Between CONDOLEEZA RICE and OPRAH WINFREY you have the two most socially, politically and therefore economically influential women on the planet. That is Black history. And that is why I tell you to eff Black history in the ‘A’.
I’m just sick and tired of Black History Month always high-lighting the same motherfuckers every year. Who’s on the committee this year? Somebody better put Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s name in the running for a humanitarian award or there is gonna be some shit. Martin Luther King Jr. can’t get that award EVERY year.
The reason I’m so sick is that we have old folks leading the charge towards equity and equality like they did in the 1950’s and 1960’s. Let these folks go die somewhere and stop acting all happy that it is Black History Month. America does not give a fuck about Black History.
America was built on the basis of stolen land and free labor. Not so much stolen I suppose since the Indians did give Manhattan away for several thousands blankets laced with smallpox. The whole free labor thing isn’t entirely correct either since the gentry and the landowners paid someone for the human chattel. I’m not about to sit here and give you a fucking history lesson on chattel slavery and it’s economic impact.
No Black people give a shit about history unless they can use it to squeeze some pennies out of a corporation. Ask these same Black people to donate some of their time to volunteer efforts in their own communities and see how many people answer the bell. Stop using your Blackness to only benefit yourselves. That’s what elitists do. I’d call you self-serving negroes elitists too, if you weren’t simply jigs on the make. You are no different from the pimps, pushers, peddlers and panhandlers that you shake your heads at.
Just because you get a W-2 and you submit a report to the IRS don’t get it twisted and think that you aren’t a hustler too. The real question that I posit to all of the Blackness that reads my shit is not HOW you got your ends, but what you did with them afterwards?
