Archive for April, 2008

Is The Rocket Out Of Fuel?

Monday, April 7th, 2008

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ROGER CLEMENS has been more quiet than a churchmouse while the Feds supposedly gear up to take a swing at his congressional testimony. It turns out that his lawyer, RUSTY HARDIN, also represents the Rockets’ BFF, ANDY PETTITTE.

This seems odd to me that HARDIN would have let PETTITTE go in so hard[ll] on ROGER without some kind of safety blanket. Maybe ANDY was overcome with his Christian sensibilities when he testified to the FBI? I know that I seem to have a hard-on[ll] for watching the persecution of a great American hero.

ROGER CLEMENS was the dude that really gave less than a shit for the fan and only gave a fuck about his vanity. I want justice (no DAVID) and then I want to move the eff on with my life. ROGER CLEMENS and BARRY BONDS should both be in Cooperstown without asterisks. If BABE RUTH, CY YOUNG and TY COBB don’t have them no one should.

PETE ROSE? Not so much…

A Night At The BROOKLYN Museum…

Monday, April 7th, 2008

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There are a whole lot of reasons I could give you for living in New York City. The fresh air, the friendly people, the wildlife, but my favorite reason for living here in New York City is the abundance of museums and cultural institutions. Without these facilities New York City would be just like the place all these hipsters vacated to come here. Prah’lee some crappy ‘burg in Ohio.

The Brooklyn Museum of Art along with the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens and the Brooklyn Central library at Grand Army Plaza make this one stretch of Eastern Parkway possibly the most culturally diverse corridor in the entire city. The library and the gardens are both gravy to the museum. The Brooklyn Museum of Art has a tremendous Egyptian art collection to rival even the city’s most formidable archive at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Plus the BMA has a sweet collection of art from the rest of the African continent along with some great pieces from African American artists.

This KEHINDE WILEY painting greets visitors in the main lobby. I like WILEY’s work because he frames Black men in triumphant and majestic poses. My lady doesn’t care for his shit because he is a fruitbag and he more than likely paints his paramours.

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The big event this past weekend wasn’t just the usual First Saturday party that the museum throws. The opening of an exhibit by the renowned Japanese pop culture artist TAKASHI MURAKAMI has drawn all kinds of acclaim to the museum. Earlier this week the museum threw a private bash for their donors where it was rumored that KanYe West performed.

The opening has also drawn its share of critics as well since one of the biggest donors plans to redevelop a vast plot of acres several blocks from the museum’s steps (*more on this later this week*). There were also some protests from groups who don’t feel like public facilities should be used to promote and distribute privately held brands. MURAKAMI has designed a series of handbags for Louis Vuitton and there was a pop up shop for the luxury goods maker inside of the exhibit. I didn’t really feel a kind of way about this although in the overall sense I felt like we had come to the edge of reasons that a museum should exist for when we are selling luxury key fobs from Louis Vuitton. In the post-literate society that we live in isn’t a book enough of a luxury item?

Anyhoo…

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The MURAKAMI exhibit was interesting and full of excitement and movement. I had never really studied dude’s work except for the popular stuff that you see on the internets. Seeing his painting up close and in person I really got a better understanding for sonn’s artwork. This dude MURAKAMI is fucked the fuck up in the membrane. Sonn might have been abused as a child on some pr0nographic type shit. His paintings and sculptures are rife with phallic imagery and death. Both surreal and grotesque.

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Who am I to bust this guy’s hump over the subject matter he chooses to paint? Japanese folks did get their asses blasted to smithereens some fifty years ago and for those people that remember the event it might still be fresh in their pathology. That is what I translated from the images of mushrooms adorned with all-seeing eyes and decorated with skulls. MURAKAMI’s use of color is a really neat diversion too. You think that the scene your viewing is happy, but actually it’s a macabre story of decaptiation.

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I see a lot of parallels in his paintings that coincide with the economic downturn here in the U.S. As we march happily along our debt piles up to the point of crushing us where we stand. At least some of us will have a brightly colored satchel to carry into Hades.

Hell in a handbasket, but not just any old bag, a TAKASHI MURAKAMI x LOUIS VUITTON handbasket.

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Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy dandied up this brother’s vines in order to sell their crap.

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A section from one of my favorite pieces had these images throwing up into the mouths of characters below. Methinks that 2girls1cup owes this man some guap.

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This security guard was hiding behind a grotesque sculpture waiting to pounce on anyone taking pictures.

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DP, 40 DAWG and TY the emcee

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ThinkTank Marketing along with some of Brooklyn’s finest

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My PARDON ME DUKE family

I know that I don’t have any pics of the hot ladies that were in the building, and trust me, to get all of these negroes out of their mother’s basements there had to be a grip of ladies, but Chocolate Snowflake was on my arm and that shit is unnecessary bad form to be staring at broads when you are out on the town with your bottom bi-. Nah’mean?!?

Blu Cheez Photo Gallery: TAKASHI MURAKAMI EXHIBIT @ THE BROOKLYN MUSEUM OF ART

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Homegirl came with KanYe.

Dark & Lovely Run Amok…

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

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Sometimes I get mad at the shit that Black women are sold to fry their wigs in the name of beauty. I get mad at the companies that sell this shit and I get mad at the women who buy this shit.

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Olive oil?!? Someone is about to fry they wig. Nah’mean?!?

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How ironic that ‘Africa’s Best’ raison d’etre is to ultimately get the Black out of one’s scalp?

UNITED STATES of AMERICA = NORTH MEXICO…

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

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The red area = North Mexico…

Some south westerners took it on the chin [ll] when Absolut vodka ran a spunky ad in Mexico that said California, Arizona and Texas would still be Mexican territories in a perfect world.

When will someone have the guts to admit that Mexicans are better Americans than most Americans?

Mexxos understand farming. With everyone trying to “go green” like it is some fucking red ribbon that you pin to your lapel people need to recognize the Mexxo for already being green. From picking all the fruits and vegertables we consume.

Mexxos drink those little cans of Budweiser, and then pass out on the sidewalk. This just seems like a better method of conserving energy. I have never seen a Mexxo hurl his beer.

Americans want the luxury of buying a three dollar all-cotton t-shirt from Wal-Mart without the notion that maybe our greed and our comfort is why we are out of a job.

HIT & RUN: The OAKLEY Event…

Saturday, April 5th, 2008

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In New York City, Tuesday is really Friday. In the Bizarro reality world of hanging out and being feted by companies that want to bring their products to the hands of the people that will make their shit fresh the night to party is Tuesday. Mondays and Wednesdays are popoffs as well, but Tuesdays are the truth.

If you are partying in Manhattan at a club or bar on a Friday or Saturday you are losing. I’m not going to tell you to kill yourself, but just understand that you aren’t living in the winner’s circle like me.

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Hammer & Sickle vodka?!? Try to guess where this shit is from? No matter to me, an O.Bama is an O.Bama in my book. After untold rounds of H & S and Red Bull your boy didn’t fall asleep until 6pm Wednesday night.

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Free booze and free giftbags for the gully.

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The artists get their shirt press on. The people line up and wait eagerly.

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DP politics with the fanboys. Free American Apparel t-shirts with original print designs from Todd Jones, Art Chantry and London Police is what’s up.

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The man, the myth, the legend: HASHIM MILLS