Shout to my brother ADEMOLA…
Archive for July, 2008
BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX…
Friday, July 4th, 2008SEPARATED AT BIRTH: The Quiet Storm…
Friday, July 4th, 2008I love when readers get involved into contributing to this blog shit. Y’all should do this more often.
Here go a few of the submissions to the Separated At Birth series…
Former Jets QB RAY LUCAS = DONALD FAISON
Memo to Faison: Props on wearing your fitted all cool and shit, but the Mets are fuckin’ bums you big dummy.
The Snow Miser = Dallas Mavericks forward DIRK NOWITZKI
I didn’t really see this one, but I enjoyed reminiscing on BURL IVES’ classic music.
RICARDO MAYORGA = SMOKEY ROBINSON
This one came from VeE at Scritch and Scratch. This joint was so on point that from now on I will call MAYORGA the ‘Quiet Storm’.
*Keep ’em coming party people and send me a link to the images that influenced you.
I’m Not That Into You…
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008Because you aren’t that good.
It’s a hotdamn shame that the notion of “next season” for the Mets is already starting before the All Star break. The Mets payroll gave us the unfair expectations that we were looking at a championship caliber ballclub. This past week in St. louis reminded me that these dudes are not the real deal.
The WILLIE RANDOLPH situation describes a lack of leadership in the front office. If you hire a manager but don’t let him secure his own coaches then you have a recipe for failure. Combine that with players who are washed up (DELGADO, MARTINEZ), inconsistent (WAGNER, WRIGHT), and just not that good after all (BELTRAN, REYES) and this is what you end up with. A mediocre team in a mostly mediocre division.
So who do we trade or release?
PEDRO MARTINEZ (washed the eff up)
CARLOS DELGADO
BILLY WAGNER
MOISES ALOU (this fool is 50yrs old)
JOSE REYES (trade bait for a slugging outfielder)
I’m through with these losers.