Archive for July, 2008

1 Girl, 2 Cups…

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

breast cancer awareness

Whenever I think of the summertime my mind turns to thoughts of breasts. Large ones, small ones, areolas and nipples. Most women are pretty self conscious about their breasts too no matter how they look. I can only imagine the feeling that women who have had surgery from breast cancer must feel. Not only is the treatment invasive and life threatening, but there is the psychological damage that cripples some women when they see themselves post-op.

The Lord knows how us men feel about our ballsachs.

I caught a nice little article on my commute today inside of the Wall Street Journal. It describes how doctors are now incorporating the procedures of cosmetic surgeons into the operation for women who are being treated for breast cancer. It is no longer simply enough to remove the cancerous tissue. Doctors are considering the mental well being of the women being treated by making sure that their breasts look healthy and normal.

New Surgery Eases the Toll Of Breast Cancer

Now while I thought this was a great initiative by surgeons who wanted to provide better service to the patients suffering from cancer I realized what was at the root of this trend. Breast augmentation has overtaken nose reconstruction and even liposuction as the most popular procedure choice for cosmetic surgery. I remarked to C.S. that I saw a few high school grads in St. Maarten with their “new boobs from Daddy” graduation present. Not that I was even looking like that.

Cancer surgeons are trying to come up on some of that 90210 cosmetic surgery scrilla. I ain’t mad at them either. If it ultimately means that someone only goes under the knife once for a removal and reconstruction operation then so be it. We have all seen the dangers posed by cosmetic surgery. From Dr. DONDA WEST to MICHAEL JACKSON. This combination surgery doesn’t just save lives it restores dignity and that helps the mamas and the gra’mas get their sex appeal right.

It’s the summertime party people but don’t forget about National Breast Cancer Awareness month in October. As a matter of fact, I suggest you use the summer time to perform as many breast examinations as possible.

POLITRICKS 2008: The Teflon John…

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

teflon john

JOHN McCAIN’s crazy grandpa routine might just be the roll of the dice that pushes him over the top in November.

Where HILLARY came across as a humorless robot, McCAIN shows he has a pulse. OBAAMA is as smooth as silk but McCAIN has been like the previous teflon don, teflon RON “Raygun”.

These old men reflect Americana. That shit is the aspirations of the majority of this country. Everybody wants to be the old white man. That is the top of the food chain here in this country. It’s like having a 1000pt. FiCO score.

Rewind to that crazy biologist JAMES WATSON who wanted to plausiby argue for genocide and you can see that when you hit 70 years of age you are allowed to say and do some crazy shit.

Even Black men get the exemption if they can make it that far. Since BILL COSBY turned 70 he has been taking Black folks to task like they stole his last pudding pops.

I don’t want a McCAIN administration even if they promised to establish the word ‘cunty’ as the new usage for anything delicious and juicy (that would be totally awesome though). McCAIN smells like a neocon puppet even moreso than G Dubbz was. I see him sniffing around televangelists like a dog eager to have his tummy scratched.

We certainly don’t need a president who is going to be another right wing lapdog.

You can start to appreciate RICHARD NIXON’s hustler approach to politricks because at least he was a proactive go-getter. These dudes now pale in comparison.

Don’t even go there and talk about McCAIN’s stint as a P.O.W. He definetly comes up on hardbody points because of that time, but what has done since? G Dubbz pwned his ass several years ago. I wonder if CHENEY whispered in McCAIN’s ear that they had a room for him on Guantanamo if he jumped up sideways. CHENEY has been known to personally shoot his own niggas in the face.

McCAIN has been jocking the G Dubbz administration for minute too. McCAIN would no doubt retain many of the minions already entrenched in the Beltway.

Somebody needs to give me back the America where everyone at least had a job.

I take that back.

That was slavery.