Archive for August, 2008

*NERD ALERT* KAIJU BIG BATTEL IN BROOKLYN!

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

kaiju

Kaiju Big Battel returns to NYC this weekend.

This time they make a stop on the planet of Brooooooklyn!

Kaiju Big Battel is my shit. Think of professional wrestling combined with life-size actions figures sprinkled with crack cocaine. The best part is that Kaiju Big Battel won’t cause you to walk down the street at 3am while trying to sell a television strapped to your back.

All your favorite Kaiju characters, like super grand champion Call-Me-Kevin, will be mixing it up, and speaking of mixing… Black Moon’s Evil Dee is on the set.

Get more info here so you can be there and not be so lame.

kaiju

All Day I Dream About Sneakers (USAIN BOLT 200m ReMix)

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

notre dame

One of the main reasons that C.S. and I traveled to Paris was to see if I could track down some rare and hard to find sneakers. There is a neighborhood in a Parisian suburb called Cligancourt that my friends tell me resembles the old Delancey-Orchard Street strip from the late 1980’s.

Sure enough, there were leather jacket dealers and sneaker traders everywhere. With no prices marked on the shoes it meant that you could ‘jew’ the dealer down to the price that you both agreed upon. Since I am a Black Hebrew, I have no problem jewing anyone.

There were all kinds of NIKE dunks and Air Max models to choose from, but this trip wasn’t about securing any more NIKE shoes since the swoosh brand and I were looking at being separated (and possibly divorced?). I was on the hunt for a pair of ultra rare ADIDAS. Paris is known to be a hotbed for the German shoe manufacturers products and up to this point I had seen some interesting pieces not yet available in the States. The shoes I wanted though were more than just a pair of collectible sneakers; they contained an incredible history that not too many people know about.

These were shoes worn by the Jamaican bobsled team during the 1976 Summer Games in Montreal.

monty '76

First off I know what you’re thinking… Jamaican bobsled team at the 1976 summer Olympic games?!?!? And normally I would agree with you but that is how sick this story is. Because the games were being played in Canada, the Jamaican boblsed team assumed that there would be snow and therefore it would be their first chance to compete in the games. Can you imagine for just one second how difficult it must have been to practice bobsledding in the sand?

ganja sled

I guess the team had been smoking some of that good sticky icky for them to think there would be snow on the ground in July, even up in Canada, but nonetheless they packed their bags and their sled and headed to Montreal. As word spread on the tiny island that the bobsled team would be competing in the Olympics, several other Jamaican winter athletes were inspired to make the trek as well, in the hopes that they too might secure the ‘big gold coin mon’. How many of you know the story of WINSTON LIVINGSTON, the great steel pan drummer and professional speed skater from Jamaica? He would have shattered all the established records in the Sapporo Japan Games in 1972 if he hadn’t been disqualified for going around the track in the opposite direction.

winston livingston

The real hero, or should I say heroine of the 1976 Olympic Games, was MAVIS BAILEY. She was from a poor little town in the Parish of Saint Andrew called Cockburn. The seaside town was so poor that all of its residents had to share one single pair of shoes. Even though MAVIS was scheduled to compete, the week the games were scheduled wasn’t her week to wear the town shoes, so she had to go to Montreal barefoot.

little mavis

This is where the bobsled team stepped in (pun absolutely intended). MAVIS was favored to win the women’s 200m race and she was perfectly fine running barefoot , but the I.O.C. (the T.I.’s that run that Olympic shit) had mandated that all competitors must wear track shoes. VERNON HERDSMEN, the Jamaican bobsled team’s driver and the only member of the team that wasn’t detained by Canadian customs officials for narcotics possession, was able to lend MAVIS his sneakers so that she could run her race. MAVIS nearly won the gold medal too, but she unfortunately stumbled and fell when the laces from VERNON’s sneakers became untied. Sadly, she ended up finishing in last place.

poor mavis

Even though MAVIS BAILEY returned to Jamaica medaless and shoeless, it is her perserverance that I honor and respect. I found VERNON HERDSMEN’s her ADIDAS shoe at this tiny little sneaker stand run by an angry Arab (yeah, I know, show you a happy one).

MAVIS SL 76

The second best part of the trip was that C.S. and I were back home before they set that sneaker store on fire.

The Real Recognizes Real…

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

cat in the hat

A little over a year ago I threw these cats The Real under the bus didn’t I?

The truth is also that I knew I would PrA’li end up working for these cats one day. These fools work as hard as little Wayne. They PrA’li rhyme better too. In a short time these dudes got all Daft Punk on my ass by coming back harder, faster, stronger, longer and [ll] (no Jay Smooth) to all of these references.

I dream of the day when the internets will eff TV in the ‘A’. This is the dawn of the internets celebrities. Stand up all of you that are overweight, ugly, and retarded with speech impediments and birth defects. Our day has come and Hip-Hop is our soundtrack. The revolution is here party people. Hard work is the engine.


The Real Recognize Real from jeff on Vimeo.

BLITZ AMBASSADOR @ S.O.B.’s 2NITE!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

blitz

It looks like another week where I am popping No-Doz like Tic-Tacs.

Blitz x Embassy Ensemble x DJ Spinna = You do the math!

S.O.B.’s
Varick Street @ Houston Street, NYC
8pm

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

manny

Yes, I’m still on my EFF BOSTON bullshit.

With the month of August halfway in the books MANNY RAMIREZ has come back to Earth. His batting average is a mere mortal .424 and he has only hit 6 HRs and knocked in 21 RBIs while striking out 12 times. The Dodgers record for August so far is 10-6. They are currently sharing first place in the National League West with the Arizona Diamondbacks.

In case you were wondering…

JASON BAY is hitting a solid .328 with a home run and 12 RBI’s for the month of August. BAY also has two stolen bases to go along with his 16 K’s. Boston is 4 games out of first place in the AL East, but they are two games up in the AL Wild Card lead.

THEO, you played yourself.